Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

I need a doctor note saying that I can't play gym because I mess up my shoulder.
Posted by Channty Luorn  on  Thu Feb 02, 2006  at  12:57 PM
I need a doctors note to get two days off nov.2 and nov. 3rd
Posted by Josh Gostol  on  Thu Feb 02, 2006  at  02:16 PM
Mono
Posted by EJ  on  Thu Feb 02, 2006  at  04:15 PM
I need friday Febuary 3rd threw the 5th off of work becasue i have strep throat and do not want to go to the doctor.

Thanks
Posted by Kristina Frankforther  on  Fri Feb 03, 2006  at  05:58 AM
i need a doctors note for work last 5 days
Posted by jen  on  Fri Feb 03, 2006  at  09:13 AM
hi need a sick note saying that I had concussion due to falling from a horse in a race (which is true!) but won't get to a doc before deadline of a piece of coursework. Thanks so much.
Posted by nolan byrne  on  Mon Feb 06, 2006  at  03:07 AM
Hi!

I'm the guy who has the fake doctor's note on my site. The original one. Never imagined it would get so many hits.

Thanks,

Chas Laser
Editor / Junk Brothers News
Posted by Chas  on  Mon Feb 06, 2006  at  04:31 PM
I need a doctors note
Getting me a week off work
because I was dead.
Thanks in advance

Another Brainless Sheep
Posted by Sharruma  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  12:28 AM
I need a doctors note to excuse me from reading the actual content of a forum thread.
Posted by Sharruma  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  12:36 AM
zayla had a doctors appoinment on Mon 2/06/06
Posted by zayla capers  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  08:05 AM
I need a letter or something stating MY DAD was in the hospital (Methodist) having emergerncy surgery on his heart on Friday 3, 2006. I missed a quiz that was online and due Saturday night and didnt realize she had posted this quix until Sunday. Please help a sista out!!!
Posted by Tara Meador  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  12:29 PM
i need a doctor's note saying i missed an exam at school due to an appointment at the doctor

thank you
Posted by David  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  03:10 PM
I need a doctors excuse excusing me for a half of a of work.So I don;t lose this great job I have..Please help..
Posted by Ryan Price  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  06:11 PM
To Whom it may concern:
Robert was Absence on the day of December 15th due to an afternoon apointment. Thank you and sorry for the inconvience.





Dr. Allen C. Levy
Posted by Robert Irvine  on  Tue Feb 07, 2006  at  08:24 PM
I need a doctors note that will excuse me from work from February 4 til February 10th diagnosis not known
Posted by Natalie L. Rivera  on  Wed Feb 08, 2006  at  03:24 AM
I need a doctor's note excusing me February 7, 2006 for a follow-up appointment. Thanx
Posted by Burton T. Morris  on  Thu Feb 09, 2006  at  09:51 AM
I need some kind of doctors note saying that my sperm is not active. i would like the date to be december 15th 2004. thank you.
Posted by William O. Doucette  on  Thu Feb 09, 2006  at  04:02 PM
Plese excuse Mallee Ethridge from school on the following dates 2/7, 2/9, amd 2/10 for viral infection.
Posted by Mallee Ethridge  on  Sun Feb 12, 2006  at  06:11 PM
Need an excuse from school 2/13/06.
Posted by Matt Smith  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  08:14 AM
I need a note excusing me from 2nd block on Monday, january 13, 2006. The reason I was sick with a sore throath. Thanks, Sarah Ross
Posted by Sarah Ross  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  08:39 PM
Hi, I despretly need a doctors note stating that my sperm in not active, i didn't know that i had to sign up. i am not a member. but if you would please date it the 15 of december 2004 that would be great thank you.
Posted by theguy121  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  09:43 PM
oops i meant that i am now a member, sorry
Posted by theguy121  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  09:44 PM
*Bangs head on desk*

We don't give out doctors notes, fake or real. And most members of the Museum of Hoaxes have more sense than to ask Alex for them, too.
Posted by Smerk  on  Mon Feb 13, 2006  at  11:18 PM
For anyone who really is in need of an excuse so they won't lose a job or of fail because of absences, email me. I can help.
Posted by cgba  on  Tue Feb 14, 2006  at  12:19 PM
here's my addy:

[email protected]
Posted by cgba  on  Tue Feb 14, 2006  at  04:41 PM
I need a doctor's note saying I was having a flu or sickness during the last week of January and couldn't come to school as usual. Need this doctor's note ASAP or I will fail. Much Thanks
Posted by SaraTing  on  Wed Feb 15, 2006  at  11:48 PM
I need a doctors note excusing me from monday february 13th thru thrusday february 16th please..
Posted by Mary Hill  on  Thu Feb 16, 2006  at  01:46 PM
I need a eye doctors note that says that I have pink aye. I actually did have pink aye about a month ago and have his card that says 1 week follow up withought the date on it, does that help?, it
Posted by Maria  on  Sat Feb 18, 2006  at  12:45 PM
I need a note excuseing me from school on february 7 to february 16 for having the flu, i need it asap!! if i dont get this note before monday, i will fail out of school and i really want to graduate...please

thank you
Posted by Thuy Nguyen  on  Sat Feb 18, 2006  at  02:34 PM
I have strep throat, did the home test. I dont want to go to the doctor though.. Like a doc note for work... Just saying I should have " a couple day" to rest
Posted by Jared Winebarger  on  Sun Feb 19, 2006  at  06:10 PM
i don't want to go to school.
Posted by Nadia  on  Mon Feb 20, 2006  at  03:37 PM
i need a doctors note for school to excuse me Jan-01-2006....Feb-06-2006.....Feb-15-2006.
thank you for the help
Posted by Aaron McClure  on  Tue Feb 21, 2006  at  09:59 AM
I need a doctors note excusing me from school Jan. 31 thru feb.6. I had the flu but I don't have insurance so I don't go to the doctor. I need this ASAP thanks
Posted by Thomas Cassidy  on  Tue Feb 21, 2006  at  02:25 PM
I need a doctors note ASAP. Excusing me from school from Jan. 31 till Feb. 6 with the flu. thanks
Posted by Tom Cassidy  on  Tue Feb 21, 2006  at  02:40 PM
she sick and cant go to school
Posted by linda  on  Tue Feb 21, 2006  at  08:45 PM
I need a doctors excuse for my hernia.
Posted by Erich Zlomek  on  Wed Feb 22, 2006  at  08:12 AM
I need a doctor note for 2/22/06, 24 hour stomach virus please
Posted by Jeff Wood  on  Wed Feb 22, 2006  at  10:03 AM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!! CAN'T YOU READ!! IT SAYS THEY ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. GO TO SOME CON ARTIST OR BRIBE YOUR DOCTOR. YOU CAN'T GET THEM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY S***!!!!
Posted by Carter S  on  Wed Feb 22, 2006  at  12:33 PM
need a notefor 23 toothache
Posted by Kim  on  Fri Feb 24, 2006  at  02:27 AM
need a note for 2/23 toothache
Posted by Kim Payne  on  Fri Feb 24, 2006  at  02:38 AM
I need a doctor's excuse stating I need to be excused from class on 2/24/06 for pink eye.
Posted by Regina White  on  Fri Feb 24, 2006  at  03:21 AM
I need a doctor's note saying that I had a stomach virus and couldn't come into class on Feb. 24th.
Posted by Alex Buchanan  on  Fri Feb 24, 2006  at  10:43 AM
I need a letter or hospital form stating I was in a car accident, being taking care at:

Eisenhower Armt Medical Center
300 Hospital Road
Fort Gordon, GA 30905

Dates need to be from 2/21-2/28 of 2006
Posted by Nehem Brown  on  Sat Feb 25, 2006  at  11:54 AM
I need a doctors note saying why i missed work today, diagnosed with acute pressure or something like that by way of vain artiery under the tounge.

Thanks T
Ted
Posted by Teddy Xavier  on  Sun Feb 26, 2006  at  03:40 PM
I need a doctors not excusing me from class on Feb. 27 due to doctor checkup
Posted by Jessica Biron  on  Mon Feb 27, 2006  at  11:10 AM
i need to be excused from work due to severe congestion and fever.
Posted by joshua kolozsy  on  Mon Feb 27, 2006  at  12:36 PM
I need a Doctors note excusing me from work from Jan 31 06 - March 7 06 Any help would be greatly appreicated I am about to lose my job
Posted by bigg1954  on  Tue Feb 28, 2006  at  12:35 AM
need a note excuse thomas from school mon and tues feb 27n 28 for high fever able to return wed
Posted by thomas wrazien  on  Tue Feb 28, 2006  at  01:25 PM
Hi, I need a doctor's note stating that i missed 3 weeks of class because i had an abortion
Posted by Lynette Huff  on  Wed Mar 01, 2006  at  05:54 PM
I need an excuse from work for March 2,2006, due to a stomach virus, i was taken care of McCloud Medical Center in Florence South Carolina
Posted by Corey Brunson  on  Thu Mar 02, 2006  at  02:09 PM
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