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Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Categories: Health/Medicine
Posted by The Curator on Thu Jun 26, 2003
i need to be excused from work just to show that i can return on mon jan 16 2005 i have been sick because the flu
Posted by kendall doty  in  snyder texas  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  09:07 AM
I need an excuse for school for dates 9/2/05 so I can have all my credits for school.
Posted by ashley lightfoot  in  centerville, louisiana  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  09:57 AM
Seriously! People think they can get a doctoers note from here, and if they realize that they can think of something on their own. WOW!
Posted by Seriously!  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  12:52 PM
Nausea, common cold, and staying with mom in hospital from January 4, 2006 and return to school January 16, 2005
Posted by Anthony Rizzo  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  01:21 PM
please excuse zac from gym because he is recovering from
Posted by Henry Nguyen  in  North York , Ont  on  Fri Jan 13, 2006  at  04:28 PM
I need a Doctors note for strip throat and i can be back to work on the 18th of jan, 06
Posted by Josh Pacheco  in  Oceanside, Ca  on  Mon Jan 16, 2006  at  03:22 PM
i need a note that says that i had a chest cold but i toke my medicine and the doc chesked me out.
Posted by ronald  on  Tue Jan 17, 2006  at  09:41 AM
Help, i need a doctors note saying that i need to be excused from work for 10-14 days because i have mononucleosis.
Posted by Adam  in  NJ  on  Tue Jan 17, 2006  at  03:07 PM
Vomit and nusea for 1-21-06 Teresa Gallo
Posted by Teresa Gallo  on  Sat Jan 21, 2006  at  03:23 PM
I need a doctors note saying im alergic to chlorine excused jan 23 till april 23



i need it fast please send to me thanks in return
Posted by Ed Cipolla  on  Sun Jan 22, 2006  at  06:38 PM
I need a doctor's note saying that I was terribly sick on the January 18th, 2006 through January 23th. Therefore I couldn't possibly come to school. If you have any question, please, please feel free to contact me via email. Thanks in advance.
Posted by Cang Nguyen  in  Rhode Island, USA  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  08:36 AM
i am exhausted because i work to much and i needed a break from school. so i need an excuse for january 23 2006.if i dont have an excuse i wont get to graduate.
Posted by ashley mervine  in  elkton  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  11:02 AM
i need a medical excuse for no work for the next two day your basic flu
Posted by mark reese  in  sacramento ca  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  05:25 PM
I need a doctors note to show that I was sick on Monday January 23rd, so I can be excused for class.

Thanks
John Benedikt
Posted by John Benedikt  in  Santa Clarita, California  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  05:36 PM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work 01/23/06
Posted by Tiffany  in  Renton, WA  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  06:27 PM
I need a excuse to get me out of class on friday at 9:30 am jan 27,06 saying i have a doctor appointment check up.
Posted by aSean McCray  in  orangeburg,sc  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  07:47 PM
I Need a doctors note excused from work for January 20 to January 24. Saying that i had the flew and a throat infection. I need it fast please.

Thanx
Posted by Jean Oniske  in  Thompson MB  on  Mon Jan 23, 2006  at  08:12 PM
Can you send me a note excusing me from work. I missed 1/23 and 1/24/06. i was in the ER due to personal reasons.
If not i understand.
Could not hurt to ask.
Posted by Jennifer Ashurst  on  Wed Jan 25, 2006  at  02:40 AM
I need a Dr. excuse for my 5 yr. old son. I have no insurance and he has been sent home from school with fever and can't return until January, 30th. I also just started a new job 2 weeks ago and they told me I need a Dr. excuse so they can document it. I'm afraid they will terminate me tomorrow if I don't have one. Please please please...I need one by tonight! Thank you.
Posted by Carson Taylor  in  Trinity Pediactrics  on  Thu Jan 26, 2006  at  09:17 AM
I really need a Dr. excuse for my son, Carson Taylor for being home and can't return to school until January 30th. He has the flu. I just started a new job and my boss told me that if I didn't have a Dr. excuse to document that my son was sick by tomorrow than I could lose my job. I need a Dr. excuse ASAP, like by tonight....PLEASE!!!!!
Posted by cars  on  Thu Jan 26, 2006  at  12:43 PM
Please help, I have lost one of my legs in a bath tub accident. I'm afraid my boss won't believe that my leg is really missing when I try to go into work tomorrow, unless I have a doctor's note. I also drive a manual transmission, and will need a doctors note to trade it in for an automatic.

Please help right away.
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Thu Jan 26, 2006  at  11:39 PM
i need a fake doctors note saying thet i am pregnant audience
Posted by Jessica Jeanette Valles  in  Home  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  01:40 AM
i need a doctors note for my son he was sent home from school on 1-3-06 but didnt do to the doctor. now i need a note that says he went to the doctor on th 01-03-06. his namr is andrew
Posted by L Repay  in  indiana  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  10:13 AM
I need a doctors note saying Im under a doctors care from Jan 26 thru 27 I need it as soon as possible .I had a virus of some kind.
Posted by Stephen  in  delaware  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  12:54 PM
Oh My God, They are all morons. I can't believe this has been going on since 2003. If I was an employer I would be watching this thread. Id love to know how many of these idiots had been kicked out of school, sacked, failed in life and won Darwin awards.
Posted by Iridium  in  Middlesbrough  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  01:03 PM
I need a Dr's note for the 27thof jan as someone tried to murder me with a cleaver.
Posted by Iridium  in  Middlesbrough  on  Fri Jan 27, 2006  at  01:28 PM
I need the note to say, I've got a 4 inch lasheration on my 3rd 4th and 5th phillangees and it was caterized, along with 1 stich thanks dude
Posted by REYNALDO WETSELLINE  in  fort worth  on  Tue Jan 31, 2006  at  12:58 PM
i need a doctors note because tommorow is make-up finals and noone has to come into school unless you are making up for the exam or you have missed alot of school days which is my reason for a doctors note. please make this happen
Posted by playboimami22  on  Tue Jan 31, 2006  at  11:10 PM
i need a doctors note because tommorow is make-up finals and noone has to come into school unless you are making up for the exam or you have missed alot of school days which is my reason for a doctors note. please make a note about me having an appointment for the doctors. please make this happen
Posted by playboimami22  on  Tue Jan 31, 2006  at  11:11 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i was at the OBGYN on January 25, 2006. Please help!
Posted by Vanessa Scoffield  in  Twin Falls ID  on  Thu Feb 02, 2006  at  10:01 AM
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