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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003



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i need a doctor's note excusing me from the spanish inquisition due to a bad case of uncontrollable heresy. thank you for your time.
Posted by Accipiter  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  09:13 AM
I need a dr note to excuse me from work on 8/01/05 was feeling sick
Posted by nicole  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  01:59 PM
I need an excuse for being punched in the stomach and missing work on 07/25/2005 and an excuse for my son who I supposedly took to the doctors for a broken out face on 7/25/2005 also Thjanks
Posted by Felisha  on  Tue Aug 02, 2005  at  03:19 PM
My name is Angela Perry and I need a doctors apointment that excuses me from school from July 5th to July 12th.
Posted by Angela Perry  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  09:43 AM
Please excuse Craig from work on his graveyard shift 8- 3- 05. He has C.O.P.D due to his asthma, and occasional weather allergies.
Mr. Little will return to work 8-4-05.

Thank you Dr. Randy Buckner
Posted by craig little  on  Wed Aug 03, 2005  at  02:33 PM
Hey can someone help me write a doctors note for being sick with sinus problems for July 28th,2005
Posted by Morgan Fields  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  09:31 AM
I need a doctor's excuse for missing three days of work. At my job we need a note stating that my illness justified not coming to work. I mentioned that I had pnuemonia like symptoms...
Posted by Clifford Simms  on  Fri Aug 05, 2005  at  10:01 AM
I need an excuse for haveing food poison like as soon aspossable
Posted by Justin Gonzalez  on  Sat Aug 06, 2005  at  02:19 PM
i need a doctor note excuse me from class last week of whole week(Aug 1,2005 to Aug 5,2005) because i have a operation.

THanks,

zhongwen lin
Posted by zhongwen lin  on  Sun Aug 07, 2005  at  09:57 PM
Hmmm...where's Dr Boo when you need her?
Posted by Smerk  on  Sun Aug 07, 2005  at  11:15 PM
I need a sick note saying I am ill FOR EVER (untill retirement)
Posted by Attila the Bun  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  06:17 AM
I need a Doctors note excusing me from work on August 7, 2005 and to return on August 10,2005.
Posted by S. Evans  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  08:39 AM
I need a doctors dated for the date august 8,2005
saying that i wasnt able to show up to work.
Posted by luisa  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  12:44 PM
I need a doctor's note for today, august 08, 2005, saying I wasn't able to go to work because of a stomach virous
Posted by Jaime Johnson  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  04:28 PM
i need a doctors excuse from work for 8/5 8/6 8/7 beacuse i had tonsillitis.
Posted by Eric F Matos  on  Mon Aug 08, 2005  at  05:10 PM
I have a rash due to a medical reaction
Posted by Nicole Coon  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  03:16 PM
I hereby excuse S. Evans, luisa, Jaime Johnson, Eric F. Matos fro work because of, ahhh, feck it, because they're lying skivers with the combined intellect of a mouse.

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  04:04 PM
And Nicole? That's lovely.
Well done you.
*pat pat*

Dr. Boo
Posted by Boo  on  Tue Aug 09, 2005  at  04:05 PM
i would like a doctors note for work
Posted by james conkrite  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  07:11 AM
BRIDGETT BURRELL GRANDMOTHER WAS UNDER MY CARE FROM 16th OF JULY THRU 28TH OF JULY. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS DOCTORS NOTE SO THAT SHE CAN BE ADMITTED BACK TO WORK.
Posted by BRIDGETT BURRELL  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  11:52 AM
I need a note saying I was at the dentist please. My supervisor is being a Jack off about this.
Posted by joseph  on  Wed Aug 10, 2005  at  12:35 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i no longer have mono and am able to work by Sunday, August 14th
Posted by Danielle Clermont  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  07:29 AM
Dear Doctor, I have been out of work AUgust 9,10,11th. My Boss now asked me for a doctors note. I told them I had strep throat and that my doctor didnt want me to go to work untill the spots in my throat where gone. I need this by tomorrow 8/12/05 please help -Tierra Tarazon
Posted by Tierra Tarazon  on  Thu Aug 11, 2005  at  03:39 PM
Need note to return back to work on 8/15
Posted by steve williams  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  11:48 AM
i have been sick in and out for two weeks. i go in everyday and i call off once well now i need a doctors note so i dont lose my job

thanx sincerly kat
Posted by KATHRINE NEWLAND  on  Fri Aug 12, 2005  at  02:12 PM
I need a doctors note saying i was sick so i can give it to my work if i cant get one i'm going to get fired.
Posted by Nicole  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  01:10 PM
I need a doctors note saying I the flu and excusing me missing work on Aug 13 and 14 of 2005.
Posted by Corrine Housley  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  02:30 PM
i need a doctors note saying my dad was admitted to kaiser hospital in fremont,ca. on sunday august 7,2005...please help me out... thanks his name RAY SANTOS KAISER CARD # 7010272
Posted by Franchette  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  07:22 PM
I need a fake doctor's note saying that my Aunt was hospitalized or could not participate in normal/every-day activities. (My excuse was that I had to watch her 3 year old son.)
Posted by Allison Stensgaard  on  Sat Aug 13, 2005  at  09:54 PM
i need a doctors note saying i was in a terrible car accident and i didnt wake up for a day and i need it asap thank u
Posted by michael sullivan  on  Sun Aug 14, 2005  at  12:02 PM
hey, I need a doctor's note saying visited clinic with chronic back pains for 08/17/2005 thank you.
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  11:26 AM
can I get a doctor's note excusing from work for 08/17/2005. my name is dominique and i have mild pain in lower back area.

thank you,
dominique
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  11:33 AM
i need to be excuse for today but i need to have it 2morrow 08/17/2005, that i went to the clinic for chronic back pains

thank you,
dominique
Posted by dominique  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  12:50 PM
here you go, Dominique... "To whom it may concern: please excuse Dominique for whatever day she says she was out sick due to back pain...Also, please give her a favorable performance rating for the quarter, and a 15% raise in pay...Thank You. Dr. Hairy H. Houdini, I.B.B.S."...you're welcome
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  02:05 PM
I need a note to excuse me from band practice on august 16th because i had a doctors apponitment form 3:00-5:00 that should do thanks.
Posted by Micheal Ranger  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  06:35 PM
i need a note saying that i was absent on august 15 and 16 of 2005 because i had an eye infection.
Posted by Adriana Aguialr  on  Tue Aug 16, 2005  at  09:10 PM
I NEED A NOTE EXCUSING ME FROM WORK ON WED AUGUST 17,2005 DUE TO HAVING THE PINK EYE, I CANNOT GOT TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I HAVE NO INSURANCE AND CAN'T AFFORD A DOCTOR'S VISIT AND I MUST HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE WHEN I RETURN OR I WILL BE FIRED.....PLEASE HELP ME.

SAMANTHA
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Samantha, this might help you out.

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Posted by Charybdis  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  09:03 AM
I need a Dr's note for AUGUST 16 2005 i was out with the flu
Thanxs Donna
Posted by Donna Todd  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  09:10 AM
Donna, we're only too happy to oblige, here at the Museum of Hoaxes and Fake Doctor Notes...we've helped thousands of people, just like you, and we're glad to do it... Here you go: "To Whom It May Concern- Please excuse Donna from work for Aug. 16th, 2005...She was out with The Flu, which is her nickname for her boyfriend, with whom she spent the day watching Animal Planet...She really hates her job, and I'm sure her boss is a dick, so lighten up on her a bit, for Christ's sake...she's only human, you overseering slave-whippers...Damn...Thank You, Dr. Hairy H. Houdini, B.M."... you're welcome
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  10:32 AM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work on 08/13/2005. i said i had a virus.
Posted by Leslie Hawes  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  11:03 AM
Hello im asking for a DR'S note for work i was out on 8/10/05 to 8/16/05 over my feet
Thank You Judy Paige
Posted by Judy Paige  on  Wed Aug 17, 2005  at  11:48 PM
I need a note stating that I will be late tomorrow due to a doctor appointment at 10:00am
Posted by Jamille Ackerman  on  Thu Aug 18, 2005  at  12:49 PM
I need a note saying that i was in the hospital from Monday 08/15/05 - tuesday 08/19/05 Ive actually been ill but could not get an appointment with my doctor for another 2 weeks.
Posted by Caridad  on  Fri Aug 19, 2005  at  11:23 AM
I need a Doctors note stating that I was absent from work do to illness on the 20-21 of Aug. 2005 thank you
Posted by Goran Pivelja  on  Sat Aug 20, 2005  at  04:38 PM
a doctors note to say that i had a real bad tooth ache
Posted by felicia sandoval  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  11:13 AM
I need a doctors note for a bad case of the fever and i couldnt go to work for two days
Posted by Son Nguyen  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  12:32 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I was in a car accident on August 13th and will be unable to work until Sept 13th PLEASE HELP ME OTHER WISE I WILL LOSE MY JOB! PLEASE!
Posted by Muna  on  Sun Aug 21, 2005  at  05:57 PM
i need a doctor letter that says i could not work to do to food poinson diagnosed on august 20,th.
thanks
Posted by abdallah  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  12:48 PM
i NEED A DOCTOR NOTE TO SAY THAT i HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT ON 8.23.05 AT THREE O'CLOCK
Posted by JANICE  on  Mon Aug 22, 2005  at  01:05 PM
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