Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)
Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school?
Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Wed Jun 25, 2003 |
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Needs a doctors note for work due to the 24 hour flu.
Posted by Kayla Jenkins in Midland, Tx on Sun May 08, 2005 at 03:38 PM
I need a doctors note stating i was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:03 AM
I need a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!!
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:05 AM
since i dont know if i was specific i need : a doctors note stating i (Robert Petit) was absent from school on the 6th of May 2005 and i need it asap please help me!! with some kind of stomach illness of some sort please help me i will flunk out of high school if you dont come through >.<
Posted by silentbobx0152 on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:07 AM
Well, Robert Petit, you shouldn't have skived.
God, I hate all of you.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Mon May 09, 2005 at 02:53 AM
Please give me a doctors excus stating that I sprained my wrist while skateboarding, and I won't be able to parpacpitate in gym for a while
Posted by Ashley Inglett in west allis, wis on Tue May 10, 2005 at 08:25 AM
I need a doctors excus saying that I was out with anoma for 3-20-05 to 4-9-05. I really need this bad. Otherwise I'm going to fail, and won't be able to graduate.
Posted by playgirl in baltimore on Tue May 10, 2005 at 08:35 AM
i would like a note for may 12 2005
Posted by Nicholas Dura in new jersey on Wed May 11, 2005 at 03:02 AM
Playgirl, tough shit, you don't deserve to graduate.
Nicholas, same to you.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed May 11, 2005 at 03:12 AM
AND whilst you're mistakenly trying to cheat your school by applying for a doctor's note on a website devoted to hoaxes (which specifically states that it doesn't do them, by the way) you could at least make the effort to spell, capitalise, and punctuate properly in an attempt to make us think you're not a complete waste of space who deserves to repeat a year.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed May 11, 2005 at 03:46 AM
I need a note excusing me from school May,11,2005 because i had bad chest cold.
Posted by brandon soliday in home on Wed May 11, 2005 at 06:11 AM
God, why do I bother?
I mean, they deserve it. They really do.
The sheer idiocy of this thread makes my head explode.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed May 11, 2005 at 06:35 AM
I need a doctor note for april 17-18 saying I had strip throat and on May 6 saying I had a vomitting issue for work let me know asap
Posted by Kay Outland in houston, texas on Wed May 11, 2005 at 04:57 PM
I'm having a damn vomiting issue.
There are no words to express how much I loathe each and every one of you whinging little skivers.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Thu May 12, 2005 at 01:17 AM
I mean, for flip's sake. A 'strip throat'?
What the heck even is that?
Or has Kay Outland, in a fit of genius, managed to misspell 'strep'?
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Thu May 12, 2005 at 01:20 AM
I need a doctors note for 5/12 and 5/6 to pass my English class because I don't have any money to go to summer school and my parents won't pay.
Posted by Jordan in Shawnee on Thu May 12, 2005 at 08:13 AM
so, senior-skip day is tomarrow... and i'm going to the lake to enjoy a nice afternoon of whatever the hell i want! this idea of fake notes isnt bad, but it's alot easier to just go to the doctor's and say you 'forgot' to get a note on that day and would they please give you one now? anyways, keep up the good work fellas
Posted by Coreo7 in that 1,000 ft. rock face over there on Thu May 12, 2005 at 11:23 AM
i need a not for the doctor cuz i was sick for friday may 13 2005
Posted by donnie pennington in nc on Fri May 13, 2005 at 07:08 AM
I need a sick note to get off of work, saying i had a fever and migrains
Posted by Nicole Peneff in Lloydminster Alberta on Fri May 13, 2005 at 08:35 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i fractured my ankle and will not be able to perform some of the duties at my work place.
Posted by Joshua Dene LaTourette in Panama City FL. on Fri May 13, 2005 at 09:38 AM
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