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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003



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I need to be excused from school November 30-December 4 due to upper respiratory infection.
Posted by Marquisha Paul  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  01:03 PM
I need a doctors note for missing work Sunday Dec. 5 to Tuesday Dec. 7. I was in the hospital for pneumonia and forgot the note at my parents house.
Posted by Jennifer B. Wilson  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:38 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test on tuesday november 23 2004 and had a appiontment on that tuesday.

with bronchitis
Posted by Henry Ureh  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:41 PM
I need a Doctor's Note saying that i was unable to take a test on Tuesday november 23 2004 and had a appiontment on that tuesday. with bronchitis
Posted by Henry Ureh  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  03:45 PM
I need a note from a doctor saying that I died on November 18. My employer is wondering why I have not been showing up lately, and I think that death would be a good medical excuse.
Posted by BugbearSloth  on  Tue Dec 07, 2004  at  06:27 PM
Alex, I need a doctors note saying that I have come down with a really bad case of Hoaxitis!
Posted by Myst  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  12:51 AM
I need a Dr.'s Note. I'm sick of working. Symptons: Headache, stress, fatigue, answering the phone for the 100th time.
Cure: Getting the Hell out of here!
Posted by Maegan  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  08:50 AM
Dear Doctor,

Can I have disease with a name that sounds really bad but has quite nice symptoms? I need it to get a bit of sympathy from people at work. They all seem to be getting time off with babies and piles and things and I never get anything. A fortnight off would be ideal but I'll settle for a week if that's OK.
:sick:
Posted by Lord Lucan  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  10:23 AM
could i have a death certificate please? any cause you like. twould really help with this little tax problem...
Posted by Nick  on  Wed Dec 08, 2004  at  05:28 PM
i need a note for school saying i had an appointmet early in the morning on wednesday dec 8 for
Posted by inna g.  on  Thu Dec 09, 2004  at  10:58 PM
I need a doctors note for Dec 11, 2004 so I can take a test on the 14th.
Posted by jason  on  Fri Dec 10, 2004  at  09:31 PM
To be excused from detention i need a doctors note to prove that I was at an x-ray physician to get my fingers x-rayed and my school doesnt believe me. 12-02-04
Posted by John Lauber  on  Sun Dec 12, 2004  at  10:06 PM
My mother got in a wreck and I need a note
Posted by Brandon Hewett  on  Mon Dec 13, 2004  at  11:51 AM
I need a note saying that i was in the hospital from sunday 12/12/04 - tuesday 12/14/04 Ive actually been ill but could not get an appointment with my doctor for another 2 weeks.
Posted by Jenny Puig  on  Tue Dec 14, 2004  at  10:51 AM
Natasha visited our clinic, is recomended to refrain from vigorous, or straining activity 3days.
Posted by NatashaTerryn  on  Tue Dec 14, 2004  at  01:07 PM
I need a docters not to make up a test tomorrow..
Posted by Tiffany Fasold  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  12:52 AM
Dear Doctor,

I need a doctor's note that excuses me from practice. it has to say that i have food poisoning. i really need it asap. thank you
Posted by Odiri Amadu  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  08:30 AM
i need a doctor note saying that i couldnt go to school on december 14 or 15 because i had problems with my nose bleeding...by the way i had a horrible nose bleed in school so theyll believe...i just need the note
Posted by jason neal  on  Wed Dec 15, 2004  at  08:32 AM
i need a note saying that i need to rest 2-3 days dated on Dec 17 2004 because of the flu.
Posted by Ivan D'Mello  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  09:04 AM
I need a doctors note saying that i have the flu and need to rest for 3-4 days while takin the prescribed medecine
Posted by Sceptre20  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  09:08 AM
i ditched the last 4 days of school andi need a note from a dr. saying that some reason why i couldnt attend school for those days other wise the school os telling me iwont graduate this year if i dont get a note as to why i hadnt been to school...please help
Posted by chelsea mayo  on  Fri Dec 17, 2004  at  01:16 PM
Dotord note that I am pregnant. Friday december 18th 2004
Posted by Nicole  on  Tue Dec 21, 2004  at  06:11 PM
I need a day off cuz I work too much! Please excuse me for Friday the 24th?
Posted by Amanda Manegre  on  Wed Dec 22, 2004  at  02:51 PM
i need a doctors release not to go back to work because i had a back injury
Posted by james flaherty  on  Thu Dec 23, 2004  at  06:40 PM
Dear Doctor,
i need a sick note, because my job wont give me ne years of to spnd it with my family. i requested it off almost 2 months ago, but they said that theres not enough people working. thats not fair. please send me a doctors note.
Posted by Anatoly Pikman  on  Fri Dec 24, 2004  at  10:53 AM
I need 2 seperate notes saying that i am sick and my rooommate too. Her name is Dana. We need tonight off desperately! I'm not about to spend my New Years Eve at a restaurant serving other people drinks. I nees some myself and so does she! Thanks!
Posted by Amy Gilles  on  Fri Dec 31, 2004  at  01:11 PM
I need a doctors(physican release) stating i had complications within the stomach. They occured on the 27th of December...
Posted by Karimu Williams  on  Mon Jan 03, 2005  at  09:09 PM
please excuse jackie calhoun from school January 4 - 5. She was under a physicians care for breathing problems. " i need this asap. please. i'll do anything!! ""
Posted by Jackie Calhoun  on  Wed Jan 05, 2005  at  11:53 AM
hello I need a note sayin that I can return to work and am released from the dr.'s care january the 7th. that I was suffering from strep throat thank you very much natalie
Posted by natalie worrel  on  Wed Jan 05, 2005  at  08:50 PM
I need a doctor's note to excuse me for not going to work on Friday 1/7/05 saying that I had a bad cold.
Posted by Enrique A. Puente  on  Mon Jan 10, 2005  at  09:32 AM
i need a DR. excuse saying i had to take my little boy (anthony lewis)to the dr. because he was elergic to the antibotics he was taking.
Posted by jason lewis  on  Tue Jan 11, 2005  at  02:22 PM
I need a Doctors note stating that I have had a miscarrige. I live in Miami and left to NY on the holiday. I went to the Dr. up there and left the letters and all papers there. Please if you can make one for me it would be much obliged.
Posted by Melissa  on  Tue Jan 11, 2005  at  08:43 PM
my step dad just had backsurgery last thursday and i missed a class friday to stay home and help him. i need a note that excuses me from college to help him out
Posted by Jonathon Voight  on  Mon Jan 17, 2005  at  09:29 AM
I need a doctors note saying that I tried to comit sucide on the 20th of January, 2005
Posted by Tamara Richardson  on  Fri Jan 21, 2005  at  11:31 AM
I need a doctor's note for work that excuses me from work on january. 21,2005 because of sickness
Posted by rithy  on  Sat Jan 22, 2005  at  11:42 AM
I need a doctor's note for work that excuses me from work on january. 21,2005 because of sickness
asap thanks
Posted by rithy chea  on  Sat Jan 22, 2005  at  11:44 AM
i need a sick note for probation on the 18th january 2005
Posted by david foster  on  Tue Jan 25, 2005  at  03:43 PM
please excuse Jon Samuels form school on January 25 & 26 due to an upper respiratory infection
Posted by Jon Samuels  on  Wed Jan 26, 2005  at  10:15 AM
I need an excused absence doctor's note excusing me from work on Jan.20th-26th,2005 due to nausea and vomitting and coplications due to a high risk pregnancy.
Thank You a million times,
Andrea
Posted by Andrea Williams  on  Wed Jan 26, 2005  at  10:38 AM
Hey I need a sick note saying I have been unable to attend 😛 school for the past week due to the flu.


Thanks so much!

AnneMarie
Posted by AnneMarie Estrella  on  Thu Jan 27, 2005  at  01:29 PM
I need a doctors note excusing me from being polite and accommodating for the rest of my life. I need this as soon as possible.

Bite me ya bastich!

See. Please hurry.


(Isn't it cool? Alex is well on his way to becoming an internet meme.)
Posted by Charybdis  on  Thu Jan 27, 2005  at  02:24 PM
I think Alex is already an internet meme. I also think he should start selling Museum of Hoax T-shirts, complete with a doctors excuse on them!
Posted by Myst  on  Thu Jan 27, 2005  at  07:30 PM
I need a doctors excuse stating I was off work due to the flu from 1-26 thru 1-28
Posted by Teresa White  on  Fri Jan 28, 2005  at  04:02 AM
I need a doctors excuse from work for February 14, 2005. My boss always hits on me, and I think he has something special planned for Valentines day. Soemthing with food poisoning should do.
Posted by Christina Muniz  on  Sat Jan 29, 2005  at  02:36 AM
Sorry Paul, my boss would never believe my boyfriend is some little computer nerd from Holland.
Posted by Christina Muniz  on  Mon Jan 31, 2005  at  01:11 AM
Whoah, Burn!!!
Posted by Charybdis  on  Mon Jan 31, 2005  at  08:38 AM
Roasted...
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Mon Jan 31, 2005  at  09:07 AM
Hi. I need a fake doctor's note saying that I had ten night visits going receiving medicaal treatment of alcohol abuse. Thank you!
Posted by Alberto Coello  on  Mon Jan 31, 2005  at  05:54 PM
I need a doctor's note stating that I was Sick with a viral infection from 1/12/05 thru 1/14/05 and was able to return to work on 1/18/05.
Posted by Diana Wiley  on  Wed Feb 02, 2005  at  06:55 AM
I need a doctor`s note excusing me from work on February 2, 2005
Posted by Stephanie Daniel  on  Wed Feb 02, 2005  at  08:42 AM
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