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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor. Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Jun 25, 2003 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 897
Category: Health/Medicine
Category: Health/Medicine
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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Would you like both of those notes on the same piece of paper, Calvin?
I think, though, that people might get suspicious if you show up with two different notes from the same doctor saying something different for the same time frame.
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Mon Mar 28, 2005 at 02:03 PM
I think, though, that people might get suspicious if you show up with two different notes from the same doctor saying something different for the same time frame.
I need a note saying that I was sick and had to miss five weeks of school.
I need this note so that I can graduate from Med School and write my own notes from now on.
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Mon Mar 28, 2005 at 02:07 PM
I need this note so that I can graduate from Med School and write my own notes from now on.
i need doctor's note, because of a cold
Posted by June Kim on Mon Mar 28, 2005 at 07:09 PM
Why, did the cold steal your old note?
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Mon Mar 28, 2005 at 07:21 PM
I neeed a Doctors note for 3-29-05 saying that I had a check up or illness. Thank you
Posted by April Nickles in Palatka, FL on Tue Mar 29, 2005 at 07:05 AM
siCK! :(
Posted by Lynnzie in meridian on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 11:51 AM
i missed classes for college upper respiratory infection
Posted by jeremy barth in school on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 12:06 PM
i need to get off work cause its my moms birth day and i told work i messed up my knee lifting wieghts and now thier asking for a doctors note
Posted by Thomas Valien on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I desperately need some help. I need a doctors note dataed 12/29 due to illness with my mother (treatment for cancer)If I cannot provide this to my school I fail...which I cannot afford to do. Please help me!!!!
Thanks,
Amy
Posted by Amy Watts in Louisville, KY on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:08 PM
Thanks,
Amy
Man, it just never stops.
And I hope it never does, it's too damned entertaining!
'Please, I lied and won't accept responsibilty!'
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 10:18 PM
And I hope it never does, it's too damned entertaining!
'Please, I lied and won't accept responsibilty!'
i need a doctors note excusing me from work yesterday 4/1/2005
Posted by nick nottingham in riverside, california on Sat Apr 02, 2005 at 01:47 AM
I need a note for april 1 and 2 just saying i am unable to attend work
Posted by Aimee Horzepa in Hope New jersey on Sat Apr 02, 2005 at 05:52 PM
I desperatley need a doctors not because work is just not on my mind today.
Posted by Jennifer in Florida on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 10:11 AM
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ok, I'm done.
Posted by Winona in USA on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 11:12 AM
ok, I'm done.
i need a doctors note saying that i hurt my knee and need 3-5 days off of work. ASAP
Posted by Chris Balfour in San Diego on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 01:12 PM
Apparently, Winona now needs a note from the psychiatrist.
This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.
It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.
Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?
I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.
And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 01:47 PM
This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.
It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.
Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.
Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?
I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.
And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Please Jeantte lopez from work due to a doctors appt at the Kaiser Permanente office today April 4,2005
Posted by Jeanette Lopez in Savon pharmacy on Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 07:24 PM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN RAYMOND WAS SICK WITH FOOD POISONING
Posted by RAYMOND in STAMFORD CT on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 04:08 PM
RAYMOND - no-one's concerned here.
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 05:06 PM
Okay seriously buddy. I need a doctors note saying that I have been out due to back problems I don't want to lose my jobPage 11 of 45 pages « First < 9 10 11 12 13 > Last »
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