Fake Doctor Notes (are not available here)

Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.

Health/Medicine

Posted on Thu Jun 26, 2003


Comments

I've been writing some fake comments just for jokes. I suppose I should stop doing that, it encourages people to continue posting.
Posted by Some Guy  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  05:53 AM
I need a note stating that I will be missing work on Friday, March 25 due to accute exotic dancer.
Posted by Charybdis  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:31 AM
That's freaking hilarious!
:lol:

The next post after Boo's about failing class is a guy wanting a note saying he needs a note cause he cut class.

And no, don't stop! Keep up the jokes, the idiots who post thinking they'll get a note never read the thread anyway, so how can it be encouraging them?
Posted by Rod  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  08:03 AM
:roll:
Actully its funny how many ppl didn't read this including me.
"If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained. "
Guess ppl are still posting is bcause soo mny ppl posted already.
Posted by tarzanx  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  08:10 AM
I should start a "fake doctor note" website.

And when people fill out the form, they'll actually be giving me power of attorney.

:cheese:

Mmmm, power!
Posted by Rod  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  08:14 AM
:) the'll also be giving u alkl their personal information which u can easily sell.
Posted by tarzanx  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  08:15 AM
Hi, i need a doctors note that says i missed work from march 21st to the 24th, thank you
Posted by Robert Caceres  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  10:07 AM
i need a doctors not for missing work from March 22-24th. Thanks a lot!!!
Posted by Anthony Gerlaugh  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  04:03 PM
i need a doctors note becuase i called off work because i really felt like crap and they are bing d###s.
Posted by AMANDA ALEJANDRO  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  05:04 PM
What the hell are "bing d###s"???
😕
Inquiring minds want to know...
Posted by Rod  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  05:20 PM
it means biend dicks(i guess)
Posted by tarzanx  on  Fri Mar 25, 2005  at  02:01 PM
Bonnie Watson has had the flu, and it will be alright for her to go back to work on April 26.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  12:14 PM
Hi, I need a Doctors note that says it is alright for me to go back to work on April 26.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  12:17 PM
Hi, I need a Doctors note saying it is alright for me to return work on April 26, due to the flu.
Posted by Bonnie Watson  on  Sat Mar 26, 2005  at  12:19 PM
I need a doctors note saying that my new born son was in the hospital march 21st - march 27th with un developed lungs causing complications in breathing tx doctor please
Posted by Jason Chamness  on  Sun Mar 27, 2005  at  03:03 PM
dude that is just sick using your newborn child to get days out of work. May god have mercey on your soul. And I hope you dont wish anything bad on your son.
Posted by dude  on  Sun Mar 27, 2005  at  05:37 PM
I need a doctors note stating that I am sick so I can spend time with my love one.
Posted by Calvin Holmes  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  12:41 PM
I need a dotor's note excusing me from work saying that I am sick.
Posted by Calvin Holmes  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  02:40 PM
Would you like both of those notes on the same piece of paper, Calvin?

I think, though, that people might get suspicious if you show up with two different notes from the same doctor saying something different for the same time frame.
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  03:03 PM
I need a note saying that I was sick and had to miss five weeks of school.

I need this note so that I can graduate from Med School and write my own notes from now on.

:cheese:
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  03:07 PM
i need doctor's note, because of a cold
Posted by June Kim  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  08:09 PM
Why, did the cold steal your old note?
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Mar 28, 2005  at  08:21 PM
I neeed a Doctors note for 3-29-05 saying that I had a check up or illness. Thank you
Posted by April Nickles  on  Tue Mar 29, 2005  at  08:05 AM
siCK! :(
Posted by Lynnzie  on  Wed Mar 30, 2005  at  12:51 PM
i missed classes for college upper respiratory infection
Posted by jeremy barth  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  01:06 PM
i need to get off work cause its my moms birth day and i told work i messed up my knee lifting wieghts and now thier asking for a doctors note
Posted by Thomas Valien  on  Thu Mar 31, 2005  at  01:45 PM
I desperately need some help. I need a doctors note dataed 12/29 due to illness with my mother (treatment for cancer)If I cannot provide this to my school I fail...which I cannot afford to do. Please help me!!!!

Thanks,
Amy
Posted by Amy Watts  on  Fri Apr 01, 2005  at  11:08 PM
Man, it just never stops.

And I hope it never does, it's too damned entertaining!

'Please, I lied and won't accept responsibilty!'
Posted by Rod  on  Fri Apr 01, 2005  at  11:18 PM
i need a doctors note excusing me from work yesterday 4/1/2005
Posted by nick nottingham  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  02:47 AM
I need a note for april 1 and 2 just saying i am unable to attend work
Posted by Aimee Horzepa  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  06:52 PM
I desperatley need a doctors not because work is just not on my mind today.
Posted by Jennifer  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  12:11 PM
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ok, I'm done.
Posted by Winona  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  01:12 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i hurt my knee and need 3-5 days off of work. ASAP
Posted by Chris Balfour  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  03:12 PM
Apparently, Winona now needs a note from the psychiatrist.

😊

This thread is currently first in a google search for fake doctor notes and fake doctor's notes.

It's also the top hits on yahoo searches for the same.

Without the 's, it's sixth on ask jeeves. With the 's, it's fourth.

Why do desperate people, who seem to think that they require notes for being slackers, not seem to read the freakin page?

I have to wonder if these are the same people who google "jesus" or something else common, and get all pissy because they were too stupid to read what a website was about before they clicked on it.

And if the person isn't smart enough to read the damned page, should they actually GET to graduate college, or keep their job?
Posted by Rod  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  03:47 PM
Please Jeantte lopez from work due to a doctors appt at the Kaiser Permanente office today April 4,2005
Posted by Jeanette Lopez  on  Mon Apr 04, 2005  at  09:24 PM
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN RAYMOND WAS SICK WITH FOOD POISONING
Posted by RAYMOND  on  Tue Apr 05, 2005  at  06:08 PM
RAYMOND - no-one's concerned here.
Posted by Smerk  on  Tue Apr 05, 2005  at  07:06 PM
😠 Okay seriously buddy. I need a doctors note saying that I have been out due to back problems I don't want to lose my job
Posted by Shaun Byrd  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  05:54 PM
Wow, Shaun, you've got it all figured out. That angry happy face'll get you everywhere in life.

You should just get a shirt with it on, and people will just dump whatever you feel you need at your feet. For free, o'course.

How about your email address? PROMISE you won't get spammed 😊
Posted by Rod  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  06:11 PM
I need a doctors excuse for being absent from school from 9-11 am on March 16th and March 22nd 2005. Thank you so much if you can actually do this for me!
Posted by Elizabeth  on  Wed Apr 06, 2005  at  08:53 PM
i need a docters note saying
stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox
Posted by stephanie  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  12:25 AM
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL DOCTOR'S NOTE:

Stephanie was sick from school because she has chicken pox.

Just remember how long they're communicable for, if you want to catch her in that lie.
Posted by Rod  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  12:55 AM
I just wish that this thread could be shut down. Well, that's mob mentality for you!
Posted by Smerk  on  Thu Apr 07, 2005  at  01:01 AM
Roy Cheramie was in my office on 4/7/2005 and treated, he has a pinched nerve in upper left shoulder and must rest it for 3 to 5 days til his next visit! he is on medication for the 3to 5 days he will be absent from work! Thank You, DR. O.B. Hussan
Posted by Roy H. Cheramie  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  08:11 AM
I need a doctors note excusing me from work april 4 to april 8
Posted by jessica wilde  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  10:12 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i can return to work
Posted by jennifer  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  01:05 PM
Please excuse Evinn Bolden form work from 4-08-2005 to 4-11-05. she has been treated for a cyst on her esophugas.
Posted by Evinn Bolden  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  02:28 PM
I need a doctors note to say i was at St. Marys on 4/8/2005
Posted by Megan West  on  Fri Apr 08, 2005  at  05:55 PM
I need a doctors note saying that I had food poisoning on Thursday April 7th and thus was absent from class
Posted by Natalie Brougham  on  Sun Apr 10, 2005  at  05:28 PM
I NEED A DOCTORS NOTE TO EXCUSES ME FROM SCHOOL ON FRIDAY
APRIL 1, 2005
THANK YOU
Posted by BRITTANY  on  Mon Apr 11, 2005  at  10:35 AM
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