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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor. Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Jun 25, 2003 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 897
Category: Health/Medicine
Category: Health/Medicine
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 10:56 PM
Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Carlos in Sleepless Seattle on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:45 PM
HA! The funny thing about carlos's post is that the only people who will ever read it are the ones smart enough to realize it is a joke and not just fire off a post begging for a stupid excuse.
"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 11:58 PM
"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for
My grade depends on a sick note... please help! I had a horrible stomach virus, didnt see a dr. dont know what to do =(
Posted by vanessa in Boca raton fl on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 04:49 PM
i need a note saying i couldnt attent school because of flu from the the 14 MArch to the 18o f march
Posted by Dorian Kammann in boulder colorado on Sat Mar 19, 2005 at 12:28 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma in the hospital 3-30-05
Posted by D'wayna in austin texas on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 08:59 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma at the hospital on 3-20-05
Posted by dwayna in austin texas on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 09:02 AM
I need A docotrs note that Says I have Injured my Ankle And that i wont be able to walk on it well for 2-3 weeks My Name Is William Gibson So rember my name on the docotrs note
Posted by William Gibson in Forest Hills Highschool on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 01:26 PM
I Need A note that says I Had The Flu on 3/23/05 till 3/26/05
Posted by William Gibson in Forest Hills Highschool on Sun Mar 20, 2005 at 01:28 PM
I need a doctors note saying I was sick last thursday 3-17-05 due to female problems.
Posted by Joy Allen in Dallas on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 02:35 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i was away thursday and friday march 17, 18 05 due to a sprained wrist
Posted by Melissa in Timmins ontario on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 02:54 PM
I need a note that says I was ill on Thursday March 17
Posted by Meghan Gereaue in mandeville, la on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:46 AM
i need a note that says i had pneumonia and an alergic reaction to the medication i was given for 2/2/05 to 4/18/05 please help i need this for school i hate this class but to pass i need this note
Posted by Robert J Miller III in lansdale on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 09:50 AM
I need a note saying that all of these people requesting notes are morons.
No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.
Sorry to waste your time, doc.
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 12:36 PM
No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.
Sorry to waste your time, doc.
Rod!!! Behave.
Posted by X in McKinney, TX on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 12:47 PM
Now I need a note saying a mental condition caused me to post that last one.
Like, yesterday!
I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 01:10 PM
Like, yesterday!
I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...
i desperately need a doctor's note by the end of march 23rd(tonight) saying that i (Abhimanyu Rana) had flu, and could not attend school for 2 weeks from march 8th to march 22nd. the doctor should be from flushing NYC. THx, i really need it ASAP!!!
Posted by tarzanx on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 11:19 AM
I need a excuse excuseing me from work from March 21 to March 26 2005 My name Nicholas S Farley
Posted by Nicholas S. Farley in Charleston,WV on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 11:14 PM
THIS IS FROM A REAL DOCTOR.
All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.
Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).
These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.
I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?
I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 11:29 PM
All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.
Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).
These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.
I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?
I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?
And how many have now failed the classes...
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 01:54 AM
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