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Need a fake note from a doctor to get a day off from work or school? Visit this doctor.
Update: If you've arrived here via Google, or some other link, realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note. I simply linked to an article about a guy who was writing fake notes, and because of that my site is now #1 on google when you type 'fake doctor notes'. I have no idea where fake doctor notes can be obtained.
Health/Medicine
Posted by The Curator on Thu Jun 26, 2003 Comments (888)
I need a doctors note stating lose of appetite, dizzyness and body aches by 3/04/05 till 3/05/05. Thank you I'm having personal problems that needs immediate attention for myself.
Posted by Paul Diosomito  in  Daly City CA  on  Fri Mar 04, 2005  at  06:08 AM
I need a note saying I am excussed from work on the 17th and 18th of this month. (march) ... I want to take a couple of days off with my daughter.. thank you!!
Posted by Ryan  in  Houston texas  on  Tue Mar 15, 2005  at  04:40 PM
Hello I need a doctors note saying I had to stay out of work on Friday March 11th, Monday the 13th and Tuesday the 14th 2005 do to Chronic Migranes.


Thanks!
Posted by CARLOS HARPER  in  Seattle,WA  on  Thu Mar 17, 2005  at  10:23 PM
Avoid the Sun tomorrow, and Saturday... it's very important. Trust me. I don't have time to fully explain, but it involves The Cabbage. I've said too much.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Mar 17, 2005  at  10:42 PM
Drinking orange juice will help, but it must be warm. Prunes are good- they'll help absorb the rebounding energens when The Extractor is uncoupled... I can say no more.
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Mar 17, 2005  at  10:54 PM
I need a doctor notice that says I have acute bronchitis and I will have to miss 10-14 days of work
Posted by John Cook  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  12:49 AM
I need a doctor'e note saying I can't type because I have no fingers.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  01:21 AM
I need a doctor's note saying I can't write any more fake doctor notes.
Posted by The Curator  in  San Diego  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  01:30 AM
Acute bronchitis? Lucky! Mine's ugly as hell, so I keep it in the spare bedroom.

You know, if I keep it up, I might actually say someting funny on this thread.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  01:30 AM
Good luck Alex, I'm still waiting for my note from two weeks ago. Sheesh, this doc must be BUSY.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  01:56 AM
Hey guys after days of panic I found a website that has some pretty good samples. I could send you an attachment of the one I created for myself and you just take my name off and put yours and remove the amount of days and the condition. It has a doctors signature at the bottom so thing is this would have to be faxed to your employer or school so it wont be an original. Atleast thats what Im doing I will let you know tomorrow how it works out. If you would like this sample I have created Its gonna cost ya. Because I put lots of work into getting this together. So send me $5.48 via paypal to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Posted by Carlos  in  Sleepless Seattle  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  02:45 AM
HA! The funny thing about carlos's post is that the only people who will ever read it are the ones smart enough to realize it is a joke and not just fire off a post begging for a stupid excuse.

"Yeah, carlos, I'll be sure to send you my cash, here, take it, I'm not smart enough to handle it myself anyway." - What carlos is hoping for
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  02:58 AM
My grade depends on a sick note... please help! I had a horrible stomach virus, didnt see a dr. dont know what to do =(
Posted by vanessa  in  Boca raton fl  on  Fri Mar 18, 2005  at  07:49 PM
i need a note saying i couldnt attent school because of flu from the the 14 MArch to the 18o f march
Posted by Dorian Kammann  in  boulder colorado  on  Sat Mar 19, 2005  at  03:28 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma in the hospital 3-30-05
Posted by D'wayna  in  austin texas  on  Sun Mar 20, 2005  at  11:59 AM
i need a doctors note saying that i went to visit my grandma at the hospital on 3-20-05
Posted by dwayna  in  austin texas  on  Sun Mar 20, 2005  at  12:02 PM
I need A docotrs note that Says I have Injured my Ankle And that i wont be able to walk on it well for 2-3 weeks My Name Is William Gibson So rember my name on the docotrs note
Posted by William Gibson  in  Forest Hills Highschool  on  Sun Mar 20, 2005  at  04:26 PM
I Need A note that says I Had The Flu on 3/23/05 till 3/26/05
Posted by William Gibson  in  Forest Hills Highschool  on  Sun Mar 20, 2005  at  04:28 PM
I need a doctors note saying I was sick last thursday 3-17-05 due to female problems.
Posted by Joy Allen  in  Dallas  on  Mon Mar 21, 2005  at  05:35 PM
I need a doctors note saying that i was away thursday and friday march 17, 18 05 due to a sprained wrist
Posted by Melissa  in  Timmins ontario  on  Mon Mar 21, 2005  at  05:54 PM
I need a note that says I was ill on Thursday March 17
Posted by Meghan Gereaue  in  mandeville, la  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  09:46 AM
i need a note that says i had pneumonia and an alergic reaction to the medication i was given for 2/2/05 to 4/18/05 please help i need this for school i hate this class but to pass i need this note
Posted by Robert J Miller III  in  lansdale  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  12:50 PM
I need a note saying that all of these people requesting notes are morons.

No, wait, they've alreday proven it themselves.

Sorry to waste your time, doc.
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  03:36 PM
Rod!!! Behave.
Posted by X  in  McKinney, TX  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  03:47 PM
Now I need a note saying a mental condition caused me to post that last one.

Like, yesterday!

I'm sure that you know where to send it, as I have not given my address or ANY contact info...
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Tue Mar 22, 2005  at  04:10 PM
i desperately need a doctor's note by the end of march 23rd(tonight) saying that i (Abhimanyu Rana) had flu, and could not attend school for 2 weeks from march 8th to march 22nd. the doctor should be from flushing NYC. THx, i really need it ASAP!!!
Posted by tarzanx  on  Wed Mar 23, 2005  at  02:19 PM
I need a excuse excuseing me from work from March 21 to March 26 2005 My name Nicholas S Farley
Posted by Nicholas S. Farley  in  Charleston,WV  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  02:14 AM
THIS IS FROM A REAL DOCTOR.

All of the people above (and below, knowing how well people read threads) really, really need a good excuse for not doing what they should have. Please excuse them from whatever.

Dr. Dolittle (but not as little as the people I wrote the note for do).

These guys better stop soon, I ran out of good jokes on this a while ago, if I ever had any.

I'd do the "jerk" post again, but nobody except the regulars would ever read it.
But it sure got good results last time, did it not?

tongue laugh

I wonder how many of these people are wondering where the hell their note is?
Posted by Rod  in  the land of smarties.  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  02:29 AM
And how many have now failed the classes...
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  04:54 AM
I need a doctors note saying that I could not attend class from Monday March 21 to Saturday March 26 2005 due to accute mononucleosis.
Posted by Gianantonio Farina  in  Windsor, ON  on  Thu Mar 24, 2005  at  07:29 AM
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