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and can I get a copy of those instructions? I was out sick that day. Thanks, Hairy 1st

I need a doctors excuse for Feb. 8th and 9th due to strep throat.

I need a doctor's note excusing me from a work related training class on Febuary 4th and Febuary 7th. I have migranes and that is the reason I missed the classes. However, I did not go to the doctor's and I need a note to excuse the absences.

For Doctor notes email, 15 bucks each.
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I need a work excuse to turn in to my work, because I had to leave work early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05

Need a doctor's excuse to turn in to my work, for leaving early to drive my dad to the doctor on 2-11-05. ASAP.

i need a note verifing my sister got a car wreck last night. her name is christina bullard.

I need a note saying I have mono and to be excused from school for Feb 6th to the 14th.

Thanks for your help!!!!

Please are so dumb don't they know this is not a site for Doctors notes.

"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."
-- Douglas Noel Adams (b. 1952), British author, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I need a doctor's note for monday feb 14th 2005. I had food poisoning. I didn't go to the doctor's because in knew it had to run its coarse. I need the note to say i can return to work on February 16th. ( I work at a restaraunt)

The search result for fake doctor's notes says:
"Fake Doctor Notes
hoaxes, pranks, practical jokes, frauds, tricks, and other forms of deception."
Makes it look like this site is made for that purpose. Still, it shows how many people pay no attention to detail. Makes me want to be a con artist.

Why are people still writing asking for doctors notes. This person can not give them to you! he says *realize that I can't actually provide anyone with a fake doctor's note* and yet people are still requesting notes >.< duh!

BTW I have a concert to go to do ya think you could write me one for Febuary 19th 2005. It would be really nice!

I was out of school because my mother was incarcerated from 21 of January to the 15 of February.

I WAS OUT SICK ON 2/17/05 WILL RETURN ON 2/21/05

I need a doctors note saying I had viral pneumonia from Feb 1st to the 18th for school. I would reallllly appreciate it. Thanks!

could you please send me a doctors note for february 17th? i have used all my absences and it is the last semester of my senior year.

need a doctor's note

You are all idiots.
Idiots, I tells you!

Alex,

While you're at it we could use a note excusing us from work for next week. Just say we're sick but just so you know what we're actually up to on Monday we have to pick up our gnome at the airport who's returning from his scuba trip. Tuesday we're seeing Natasha to see if she can diagnose some recent leg pains. Wednesday night we're helping the aliens wrap up their trip to visit and pack up all their souveniers. (Parts of Sol) Thursday is for our DNA activation sessions.

Please state in the note that we will return to work on Friday 2/25 as of course we need to be there to pick up our checks to which we're so entitled.

Hang in there dude... eventually the regulars will get tired of cracking jokes and the idiots will no longer be able to find something posted so long ago. Eventually these will slow down...