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Radioactive fallout helps authenticate art
Status: News
This news is about a month old, but it's new to me! Russian curator Elena Basner thinks she might have developed a foolproof way of determining whether a work of art was made before or after 1945. She tests the paint for radioactive isotopes. From the Times Online:

The first nuclear bomb was successfully tested in July 1945 in New Mexico. On August 6, 1945, an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and three days later a second, more powerful bomb was dropped on Nagasaki. About 550 further explosions were carried out by the United States, Britain, the Soviet Union and France before most countries signed the Limited Test Ban Treaty in 1963. China tested its first Bomb the next year.
Dr Basner’s team argue that this activity released isotopes into the environment that do not occur naturally. Tiny traces of these isotopes, caesium-137 and strontium-90, permeated soil and plant life and ended up in all postwar paintings through the natural oils used as binding agents for paints.
Any work of art purporting to be more than 63 years old that registers trace amounts of the two isotopes can therefore be definitively declared a fake, Dr Basner said.

The article goes on to point out that it would be possible for a forger to circumvent this method of detection by using paints and canvasses from the relevant period. I can understand how a forger could obtain an old canvas, but where would they get old paint?
Posted By: Alex | Date: Tue Jul 01, 2008 | Permalink | Total Comments: 11
Category: Art
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Michelangelo's House of Paint? We can match any pigment....
Posted by Darren  in  mobile  on  Tue Jul 01, 2008  at  04:06 PM
This reminds me of a story out of a National Geographic from the late '60s:

Back in the days when the first computed tomography machines were being developed, it was necessary to obtain steel, to make the frame and base assemblies, that had no radioactive atoms in the mix. The best place to find such steel was in old pre-WW2 warships. I'd have to ask my brother, who runs the current CT and MRI scanners, what is used now.
Posted by KDP  in  Madill, OK  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  06:16 AM
These traces got into the soil and the air and found their way into new paint but somehow didn't get into paint already on canvas?

I don't follow.
Posted by JoeDaJuggler  in  St. Louis, MO  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  12:05 PM
Also, how far did radioactive fallout from the bombs get, and does the concentration vary from location to location? I'd assume that the concentration would be greater closer to Japan, or to a bomb test site, and if that wasn't taken into account, it could throw off the results.
Posted by Emily  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  12:46 PM
Wasn't this already covered in a movie??
Posted by Maegan  in  Tampa, FL - USA  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  02:52 PM
Radiation from nuclear fallout travels globally since vaporized material is flung high into the stratosphere during an explosion.

I learned in school that anyone born post WWII is 4 to ten times more radioactive than their grandparents.
(An Italian supply cache from WWII found in the Sahara in the mid seventies was widely sought after by researchers. Its barrels of drinking water were the only known source of pre-war water uncontaminated by fallout. It was used to establish a baseline for how much back ground radioactivity had increased since the war.)

Oh, and good news for those born from the late 50s to mid sixties; Since nuclear testing was at its height then, your brains are 10-18 percent more radioactive than any other generations!

Because brain cells aren't replaced like other body cells, they retain the carbon 14 that was produced in elevated levels at the time.
(Beware the nuclear brained baby boomers!)
Posted by Captain DaFt  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  06:11 PM
I feel that I should allay fears that my above post might cause. Even an 18 percent increase in background radiation is negligible.
In fact, there's evidence that slight increase actually decreases you risk of cancer!

If you're still nervous, check out this site:
http://home.earthlink.net/~bhoglund/radiation_Facts.html
Posted by Captain DaFt  on  Wed Jul 02, 2008  at  06:27 PM
Also, even if the forgeries were closer or even in Japan at the time of The Bomb, this method would still work. Standard radiometric dating, right? Compare the isotopes currently detected vs their decay products. So something closer to the initial blast/fallout would have both the higher initial isotopes and a corresponding higher 'bi-product' elements. Like comparing 5/10 vs 500/1000. Still get the same number.
Heck, Caesium-137 has a half-life a little over 30 years, and Strontium-90 about 29 years. In theory using this they could even get pretty close on -when- it was forged. Proly not the exact year, but within a 5-10 year estimate.
And I thought I read about this too..years ago, proly in a SciFi book. But the Science is sound. I'm pretty sure someone has used the same thing(A-Bomb radiometrics not the regular radiometrics) for some other issues, but the 1st time I heard it applied to art.
Posted by KeaponLaffin  in  Tampa,FL  on  Thu Jul 03, 2008  at  11:31 PM
You would have to have a way to determine either the inital amount of Cesium and strontium incorporated or the amount of product formed, in addition to the amount left, not only the amount that is left, in order to determine age.
Posted by nadine  on  Fri Jul 04, 2008  at  01:28 AM
This theory it was tested/covered on an episode of a police drama, CSI: New York--'Tri-Borough'

http://www.csifiles.com/reviews/miami/tri_borough.shtml
Posted by Heather  in  Ottawa  on  Fri Jul 04, 2008  at  04:40 PM
For this method to work, it wouldn't matter how near or far the painting was in relation to Japan or the various test sites. Nor would it matter exactly how old it was, since it isn't designed to date paintings exactly-- only to determine if they were painted before or after 1945. Caesium-137 and strontium-90 do not occur naturally. They are examples of "rare earths": elements created only by nuclear fission. Since there was NO strontium-90 nor caesium-137 in the world before 1945, if there is ANY embedded in a painting (it doesn't really matter how much), the painting was made (or at least altered) no earlier than 1945. If the painting has NONE of these elements, it was likely made before 1945.

Any fallout adhering to an old painting would likely be in the form of surface dust, which could be carefully cleaned off before the painting was tested.

You could get old paint by taking paint from anything painted in the period you want to imitate, grinding it up and mixing it with old oil (which can also be obtained). Let's say you want to fake a painting from 1750. You find a relatively unvaluable painting from 1750, clean off the canvas, remix some 250-year-old paint, paint exactly the way the masters of that era did, and you're in business.

Old documents have been forged fairly convincingly using the same basic method: Bleach a piece of old paper (to remove whatever was on it before), then make some ink by burning some paper the same age, and do your writing. It stands up to carbon dating very nicely.
Posted by Big Gary  in  Alamogordo, New Mexico  on  Mon Jul 07, 2008  at  05:55 PM
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