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Toast Appears on Jesus Christ
Status: Pareidolia
John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John's toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Sun Mar 30, 2008 | Permalink | Total Comments: 56
Category: Pareidolia, Religion
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I'm a waffle man myself. All hail the Holy Waffle!
Posted by Elwood Herring  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  11:27 AM
@ Christopher Cole: My attorney will be calling on you in a lame attempt to extract $500 to pay for my monitor after I sprayed it with sugary Dr. Pepper as I read your comment above! grin

I guess I'm toast for even thinking about it, huh?

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Separate comment in same posting: I can't believe how "aryan" the image of Jesus is. Not a touch of his proud semitic heritage.
Posted by Tod  in  Shallow Alto  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  12:17 PM
Blasphemers! Heretics! Do you not recognize Shredded Wheat when it appears before your foolish eyes?
Posted by MicroZealous  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  12:42 PM
Ted, I said the Toast should be pumpernickel instead of white bread, but you're right- it should be a nice, tangy, seeded rye bread, Grossinger's brand comes to mind. It's the best part of a Rueben, oh yeah
Posted by Hairy Houdini  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  12:53 PM
That's the craziest lapel pin I've ever seen. Is that Toastmasters?
Posted by Pinnen Taylor  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  01:08 PM
Seamless
Posted by bob  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  02:09 PM
It's sooo obviously not toast...

Weren't figs mentioned in the Bible?

Most definitely a Fig Newton! grin
Posted by shuke  in  Carlsbad  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  02:10 PM
Of course the toast is perfect. After all, it IS Jesus Toast.
Posted by The Barber of Civility  in  Atlanta  on  Thu Apr 03, 2008  at  05:48 PM
It's eerie; it's like the toast follows me around the room wherever I go.

That's one creepy savior.
Posted by Redx  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  03:58 AM
And of course it's stuck to him with the buttered side.
Posted by Lugosi  in  Northern VA  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  11:05 AM
Hey, maybe it's the toast or grilled cheese sandwiches that are really divine in nature! The fact that a face can magically appear on toasted bread is proof to me that maybe bread is divine in nature. Bread Bless America!
Posted by Robert Madewell  in  Arkansas  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  01:23 PM
Isn't that Melba Toast?
Posted by Thomas Love  in  Carson, CA  on  Fri Apr 04, 2008  at  02:52 PM
Here's an image I put a little more effort into:
http://www.mediamax.com/ummosirius/Hosted/Jesus%20toast%20copy.jpg
Posted by UmmoSirius  in  River City, CA  on  Sat Apr 05, 2008  at  10:22 AM
Hmm, I don't know - while the toast seems real, the figure of Christ is pixilated into little sqaure-shaped boxes.
Posted by John Ordover  in  New York  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  04:17 AM
Amazing. Let us all raise our glasses and drink to this amazing piece of grilled bread! La'Chiam
Posted by Brad Templeton  in  California  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  10:34 AM
Ordover, I hope you're joking. It's not pixelated, it's a mural.
Posted by UmmoSirius  in  River City, CA  on  Sun Apr 06, 2008  at  11:58 AM
Actually, it's a mosaic, a art form in which small pieces of tile are used to create images.

Does that answer your question?
Posted by John Ordover  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  02:11 AM
It does indeed. My bad. =)
Posted by UmmoSirius  in  River City, CA  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  06:42 AM
Seriously? No one has cracked a Holy Wheat pun yet?
Posted by BenRifkah  on  Mon Apr 07, 2008  at  02:34 PM
Is the bread leavened?
That really is the question, isn't it?
Posted by fred ginko  in  South of Lake Ontario  on  Wed Apr 09, 2008  at  12:04 PM
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