The Ashera Cat
Status: Real
Want to own a leopard? That probably wouldn't be legal, but for $22,000 you can have the next best thing. A company called Lifestyle Pets is selling what it claims is a cross between an African Serval, an Asian Leopard Cat and a domestic cat. So it's like a smaller, tamer version of a leopard. They call this cat an Ashera. Their product page says, "Fully socialized, the Ashera gets along well with children and other pets and unusually for cats, the Ashera takes well to being walked on a leash."At first when I saw the Lifestyle Pets website, I thought it was some kind of elaborate hoax in the vein of GenPets. But the Ashera seems to be real. At least, it's being widely reported in the news. And these cats look big! (Well, big for cats.) I don't think any other cats in the neighborhood would mess with them. Not many dogs would either, I would bet. It would look pretty cool walking one of these cats around the neighborhood, but for $22,000 they're a bit out of my price range.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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it must hurt to be so pathetic you need to 'win' on the internet. i feel for you, i really do. *wave*
Posted by sean in san diego on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 09:10 AM
sit on it and rotate, you rancid can of naval jelly
Posted by sean on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 09:53 AM
hahah - that wasn't even my response, but i suppose it fits.
Posted by sean in san diego on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 09:56 AM
you know, you're right, i'm just bitter because the only friends i have are my cats.
Posted by Matthew Waits in ohio on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 09:57 AM
and even they think you're a tool. Ask them, go ahead. "Cats, am I a chrome-plated, craftsman toolbox of large capacity"? They will say yes, yes you swollen bag of litterbox lumps
Posted by sean on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:01 AM
please ignore the last few fake posts. The Presi- I mean my small pre-school child was playing on the Oval Office com- I mean the kitchen computer again, and didn't mean any harm. Sorry again, no hard feelings. That's an order, by the way.
Posted by Sorry on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:07 AM
cool. A cat-fight. I'm making popcorn. Carry on
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:15 AM
i think the first round was sean's, but matt's showing some fancy footwork acting deceptively aloof, much like a cat... not much fur flying, but i think sean has some hidden claws... ding ding... round three
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:24 AM
whoops, there goes my attention span timer. Thanks for the drama, as if
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:29 AM
for the record, NONE of that was me, the only reason i'm here is because i keep getting emails notifying me of the replies. thank you, please drive through.
Posted by sean in san diego on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:38 AM
this matt guy is retarded. there's my 2 cents. 
Posted by tina in san diego on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:50 AM
why is this homo posting as other people? regardless of what you're trying to do, you are still a homosexual.
Posted by tina on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:55 AM
loser, not looser.
Posted by tina in san diego on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:56 AM
short bus comments? i bet next you're going to talk about wanting to sleep with his mom.
Posted by tina on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 10:59 AM
loose
adj. loos·er, loos·est
1. Not fastened, restrained, or contained: loose bricks.
2. Not taut, fixed, or rigid: a loose anchor line; a loose chair leg.
los·er /ˈluzər/[loo-zer]
–noun
1. a person, team, nation, etc., that loses: The visiting team was the loser in the series.
2. Informal.
a. a person who has been convicted of a misdemeanor or, esp., a felony: a two-time loser.
b. a person who has failed at a particular activity: a loser at marriage.
Posted by tina on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:00 AM
adj. loos·er, loos·est
1. Not fastened, restrained, or contained: loose bricks.
2. Not taut, fixed, or rigid: a loose anchor line; a loose chair leg.
los·er /ˈluzər/[loo-zer]
–noun
1. a person, team, nation, etc., that loses: The visiting team was the loser in the series.
2. Informal.
a. a person who has been convicted of a misdemeanor or, esp., a felony: a two-time loser.
b. a person who has failed at a particular activity: a loser at marriage.
you should stop worrying so much about sean and pay more attention to installing spell-check.
Posted by tina on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:01 AM
it's okay sean, i'm just mad that i sleep with my sister and have my cats lick peanut butter out of my ass. i'd say we should kiss and make up, but i know i'm the only gay one around here.
Posted by Matt in Ohio on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:04 AM
your 'sister' must have a big p3nis.
Posted by tina on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:06 AM
dude, when your album comes out and you tour all the gay clubs, can you get me on the guest list? there's nothing i like better than a bunch of sweaty mens dancing to 80's cover songs..
Posted by matt in ohio on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Sorry about that. Matt Waits was getting a tad carried away with the multiple personalities and arguments, so he's been removed. Try to carry on as if he were never here. 
- Charybdis
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Tue Jun 12, 2007 at 11:36 AM
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