Ann Coulter’s Hands
Status: Real
I don't like to make fun of people's appearances (doing so disturbs my soft, liberal sensibilities), but when I saw this picture of Ann Coulter I thought that it was either photoshopped, or she had the strangest looking hand I've ever seen in my life. In fact, I would hesitate to even use the words 'hand' to describe that thing at the end of her arm. Instead, the phrase 'raptor claw' seems like it might be more appropriate. The thing is almost as long as her forearm! But a quick check on anncoulter.com (which, I assume, is her website) reveals that the picture is posted there. Which means that it must be real. Freaky. I think I'm going to be having nightmares about this. (Via US Magazine)Posted By: Alex | Date: Sun Jul 09, 2006 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 39
Category: Photos/Videos, Politics
Category: Photos/Videos, Politics
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You would think with the money she makes from her books, she could afford a sandwich or two.
Posted by mmarvi on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 04:51 PM
And people think this kind of skinny is sexy??
Posted by Seamyst on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 05:16 PM
I'm not hungry anymore...
Posted by Soldant in Brisbane Australia on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 05:48 PM
I think she has Marfan's Syndrome. Nothing to laugh at, that. (But laughing at Ann Coulter is perfectly fine.)
Posted by TC Byrd in Hattiesburg Mississippi on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 06:43 PM
Forget her hands. What about her Adam's apple?
Posted by raoul on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 06:45 PM
When does looking funny become a syndrom? Maybe I have Manboob's Syndrome.
Posted by Citizen Premier in spite of public outcry on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 10:38 PM
Sadly,there are far more nightmarish things about her than her anatomy.
Posted by Michael in New Jersey on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 10:42 PM
Those are typical for anorectics. Believe me, I'v known a lot of them.
Posted by Tsitsi on Sun Jul 09, 2006 at 11:24 PM
TC Byrd said:
"I think she has Marfan's Syndrome. "
Damn it, TC, you beat me to it--although I was struggling to remember the word "Marfan's."
I've seen a thing or two about Marfan's in some medical-type books and she has the typical look. I think that's what leads some people to think that she's transgendered. That and her huge Adam's Apple and big feet, of course. Oh, also the penis.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 12:38 AM
"I think she has Marfan's Syndrome. "
Damn it, TC, you beat me to it--although I was struggling to remember the word "Marfan's."
I've seen a thing or two about Marfan's in some medical-type books and she has the typical look. I think that's what leads some people to think that she's transgendered. That and her huge Adam's Apple and big feet, of course. Oh, also the penis.
I just measured myself.
My forearm on my left (to the first line under my hand) is 10 inches. My hand from that same line to the tip of my middle finger is 7.25 inches. So...I'm only 2.75 inches off. It might just be the way the angles look from the lighting or camera. It sort of looks like her fingers aren't really that long - it's her palm that's so long. My palm is only slightly bigger than my middle finger - by about .75 inches.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 03:03 AM
My forearm on my left (to the first line under my hand) is 10 inches. My hand from that same line to the tip of my middle finger is 7.25 inches. So...I'm only 2.75 inches off. It might just be the way the angles look from the lighting or camera. It sort of looks like her fingers aren't really that long - it's her palm that's so long. My palm is only slightly bigger than my middle finger - by about .75 inches.
Indeed, on Wikipedia Ann Coulter (who the f*** is she anyway? As a Dutchman I could care less) is listed among the "famous people" possibly having Marvan syndrome.
Even so, I vote for photoshop. And anorexia.
Posted by LaMa in Europe on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 04:36 AM
Even so, I vote for photoshop. And anorexia.
I'd hit it
Posted by brian on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 06:49 AM
It seems even more clear when you focus on her whole arm - the length of her hand (palm) is it. The angle of her hand doesn't help either.
And yes, she is too skinny for my tastes. And though I am in disagreement with her politically, that, oddly enough, is enough to want to do her.
Posted by Mickyfinn on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 07:19 AM
And yes, she is too skinny for my tastes. And though I am in disagreement with her politically, that, oddly enough, is enough to want to do her.
She looks almost classically like a Marfan's sufferer, so there's no reason to suspect Photoshop. She's probably not even anorexic, Marfan's often look malnourished.
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 07:40 AM
It Looks More Like A Foot...
Posted by T'Allyce White in Doncaster on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 09:01 AM
The neck and upper arm seem abnormally long, too.
My first thought was that the picture could have been "stretched" to make her look taller and thinner than in real life (fashion ad producers are said to do this often).
The description of Marfan Syndrome I just read says people who have it are usually tall and slender and have elongated bones. But it doesn't say anything about them being shrieking, homicidal lunatics, so I doubt that Marfan's is Ann Coulter's problem (or maybe I should say, it isn't her only problem).
Posted by Big Gary in Terlingua, Texas on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 10:25 AM
My first thought was that the picture could have been "stretched" to make her look taller and thinner than in real life (fashion ad producers are said to do this often).
The description of Marfan Syndrome I just read says people who have it are usually tall and slender and have elongated bones. But it doesn't say anything about them being shrieking, homicidal lunatics, so I doubt that Marfan's is Ann Coulter's problem (or maybe I should say, it isn't her only problem).
Examing some of the other photos in the gallery, it does seem to be real. There is just something not right about that picture. I think it is a lighting problem. None of the other pictures in the gallery make her look that emaciated. She is however very thin to begin with.
Posted by Lounge Lizard in El Paso, Tx on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 03:31 PM
Here is a link to the photo that makes me think that the one here is real.
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=062402garden.jpg
Looking at it again, it is bad lighting and a bad makeup job.
Posted by Lounge Lizard in El Paso, Tx on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 03:57 PM
http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=062402garden.jpg
Looking at it again, it is bad lighting and a bad makeup job.
So what the F--- is this here Martians Syndrome anyhow, and why are you all so phobic about it? 
Posted by Christopher in Joplin, Missouri on Mon Jul 10, 2006 at 09:01 PM
Don't all Nazi bitches have abnormally long hands?
Posted by SoxSweepAgain in NYC on Tue Jul 11, 2006 at 06:36 AM
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