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About the Museum
The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
RUDE ROVERThe Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots Jingle Bells.
INFLATABLE TREEWho needs the hassle of a real Christmas tree?
FARTING SANTAGo ahead and pull his finger!
Chuck Norris Facts
Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Thu Jan 12, 2006 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 262
Category: Celebrities, Tall Tales
Category: Celebrities, Tall Tales
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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o yeah one time chuck norris's girlfriend once asked him...how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? He replied...how dare tou rhyme in the pressance of chuck norris...DONT FUCK WITH CHUCK!!!, and with that said he round house kicked her in the face instantly killing her...3 years, 2 months an 7 days later he relized the irony of what he had said and laughed so hard that everybody in a 10 mile radious went deaf.(i put that one into circulation a while ago)
Posted by Duke Rio on Tue Feb 14, 2006 at 07:08 PMYes.
Killing his girlfriend.
How droll.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 02:45 AMKilling his girlfriend.
How droll.
chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Posted by chris fitch in va on Wed Feb 15, 2006 at 05:03 PMYou're number one champ!
One of the facts on the page reads "If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."
Posted by wazza on Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 03:21 AMOne of the facts on the page reads "If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen."
If you google search chuck norris getting his ass kicked, and you click images, there will be no results!
Posted by madi on Thu Feb 16, 2006 at 06:21 PMchuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris
Posted by wayne king hard in neva land on Sun Feb 19, 2006 at 12:57 PMChris Fitch said:
"chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris."
then three posts later.........
Wayne King Hard said:
"chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris"
Let me reiterate that for all of you:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because Chuck is scared of the dark, but Because the Dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
I hope all of you can sleep peacefully, now that it was restated three times. Sweet dreams.
Posted by Carter S on Sun Feb 19, 2006 at 07:03 PM"chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris."
then three posts later.........
Wayne King Hard said:
"chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris"
Let me reiterate that for all of you:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light not because Chuck is scared of the dark, but Because the Dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
I hope all of you can sleep peacefully, now that it was restated three times. Sweet dreams.
Is there really a need to get bitchy over Chuck Norris jokes?
Posted by Sakano in Ohio on Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 05:53 AMthe only thing to fear is not fear itself
Posted by kc on Wed Feb 22, 2006 at 05:32 AMChuck Norris Doesn't Dial 911... 911 dials Chuck Norris!
Posted by Goldfingaz on Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 08:51 AMSakano, I am guessing that was directed towards me. Let me say this. YES! There IS a need. Although, I wouldn't call it "bitchy". I would call it being annoyed over Jokes that are reiterated. Now, Im sorry if you enjoy Walker Texas Ranger, but Chuck Norris is a funny guy and he doesn't even know it. Ask Conan O'Brian.
Sorry little girl I didn't realize you liked jokes being repeated and repeated and repeated. Do you want me to repeat that? I will.
Posted by Carter S on Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 10:33 AMSorry little girl I didn't realize you liked jokes being repeated and repeated and repeated. Do you want me to repeat that? I will.
Oh, I got a new joke today! :D My friend told me this one.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Posted by Sakano in Ohio on Fri Feb 24, 2006 at 11:34 AMChuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
but you also have to remember... chuck noris sucks.
Posted by Unknown in in my head on Sun Feb 26, 2006 at 10:16 AMChuck Noris' tears can cure cancer... its too bad chuck noris never cries.
(these are so stupid :rollseyes:)
Posted by Unknown in in my head on Sun Feb 26, 2006 at 10:18 AM(these are so stupid :rollseyes:)
i got 128000 results...
Posted by erik on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 12:44 AMSakano Said: "Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"
Wayne King Hard said: "chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris"
and
Chris Fitch said: "chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris."
Wow, these are some pretty smart people. They all seem to think a like. Too bad Sakano was the last one to post that. It seems Sakano can't really think for her self. Too bad.
Posted by Carter S on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 09:07 AMWayne King Hard said: "chuck norris sleeps with a night light not becos hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck norris"
and
Chris Fitch said: "chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight,, not because chuck norris is afraid of the dark, but on because the dark is afraid of chuck norris."
Wow, these are some pretty smart people. They all seem to think a like. Too bad Sakano was the last one to post that. It seems Sakano can't really think for her self. Too bad.
God, some people are such pathetic whiners. Don't you see that you're the only one who gives a shit, Carter S?
Sakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with.
Posted by Ace in Georgia on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 09:23 AMSakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with.
oooooo! good one Ace!
"Sakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with"
NAH!... Really? Sakano did that to push my buttons? Your quick.
"God, some people are such pathetic whiners"
hmmm...I wonder who's whining now? Take a guess Ace.
Actually little girl, I don't give a shit. You see, as you said, "small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with" You got that right ACEY!
ahhh, *laughter
Posted by Carter S on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 10:54 AM"Sakano only retold that joke to push your buttons because small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with"
NAH!... Really? Sakano did that to push my buttons? Your quick.
"God, some people are such pathetic whiners"
hmmm...I wonder who's whining now? Take a guess Ace.
Actually little girl, I don't give a shit. You see, as you said, "small-minded idiots are fun to fuck with" You got that right ACEY!
ahhh, *laughter
Hey guys, here's an idea. Don't feed the troll. Just ignore Carter S and he'll go away, like most trolls do when they don't get attention.
Posted by Pwned in California on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 11:09 AMThanks for the attention Pwned in California!
But, but if you don't feed me I'll go away. NOOO!
ahhhhh *laughter
Don't feed me and I won't feed you.
Posted by Carter S on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 12:43 PMBut, but if you don't feed me I'll go away. NOOO!
ahhhhh *laughter
Don't feed me and I won't feed you.
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