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Chuck Norris Facts
Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Thu Jan 12, 2006 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 267
Category: Celebrities, Tall Tales
Category: Celebrities, Tall Tales
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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The expansive Geneva LHC experiment is useless. Only Chuck Norris can find God's particle by snaping a roundhouse kick in the face of the proton.
Posted by Boson in Bucharest on Wed Sep 10, 2008 at 10:16 AM
You can't blame a guy for trying, but Chuck Norris can. 
yeah I know... lame....
Posted by Wolf in USA Wa, State on Tue Nov 18, 2008 at 02:43 PM
yeah I know... lame....Im sorry But Im the man how made the first Chuck Norris Joke (Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own)
Posted by Nohbudy on Wed Feb 25, 2009 at 10:47 AM
not even light can escape a black hole.. not even a black hole can escape chuck norris- just thought of that one :D
Posted by lejink in not here on Sun Mar 15, 2009 at 06:55 AM
chuck norris went through puberty twice
Posted by LARRY in CALIFORNIA on Mon Aug 03, 2009 at 07:28 PM
Chuck Norris died two years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him
Posted by SneakyNewton on Thu Aug 06, 2009 at 06:35 AM
Snoop Dogg is Chuck Norris's pet.
Posted by mike in panama on Thu Oct 08, 2009 at 10:42 AM
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