Chuck Norris Facts
Status: Tall Tales
I don't know when the
Chuck Norris facts first appeared on the internet. Many of you might already be aware of them. But just in case you're not, they're worth a look. Here's a few of the facts:
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris
is aware of these "facts" being spread about him. So far, he has generously allowed their authors to live.
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Thu Jan 12, 2006 |
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The expansive Geneva LHC experiment is useless. Only Chuck Norris can find God's particle by snaping a roundhouse kick in the face of the proton.
Posted by Boson in Bucharest on Wed Sep 10, 2008 at 10:16 AM
You can't blame a guy for trying, but Chuck Norris can.

yeah I know... lame....
Posted by Wolf in USA Wa, State on Tue Nov 18, 2008 at 02:43 PM
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