Woman Marries Dolphin
Status: Not a legally recognized marriage
A British woman has married a dolphin. The touching ceremony took place at Dolphin Reef in the Israeli port of Eilat (which is, I guess, where the dolphin lives). The dolphin is named Cindy, but despite the female name seems to be a male. (That would have made it even more unconventional if it was a gay interspecies marriage.) No word on where the couple plan to honeymoon. And one can only speculate on whether this marriage will ever be consummated.This may be the first human/dolphin marriage, but I don't think it's the first interspecies marriage. After all, I've posted before about Marry Your Pet, the website that provides a marriage certificate to those who want to wed their beloved animal. As for weird weddings, the other example that comes to mind (besides Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson) is that woman who married a dead poet.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Jan 02, 2006 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 16
Category: Animals, Sex/Romance
Category: Animals, Sex/Romance
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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Too bad Cindy is a male, there's nothing hotter than lesbian dolphin sex. You should SEE what they do with the blowhole!
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 12:07 AM
Aha... but... dolphin males have a prehensile penis. (They can wrap it around objects and carry them).
Neat party trick and hoter than blowholes
Posted by Peter in London on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 04:16 AM
Neat party trick and hoter than blowholes
not to mention the tricks any dolphin, male or female, can do with its snout...
Posted by LaMa in Europe on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 05:10 AM
You people are scaring me...
Posted by Blondin on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 06:05 AM
okay im a dolphin lover and i think that would be amazing sex
Posted by Trisha on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 08:06 AM
Peter said:
"Aha... but... dolphin males have a prehensile penis. (They can wrap it around objects and carry them)."
Oh, big deal. *I* can do THAT!
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 12:12 PM
"Aha... but... dolphin males have a prehensile penis. (They can wrap it around objects and carry them)."
Oh, big deal. *I* can do THAT!
"Big deal. *I* can do THAT!"
Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?
I hope you don't just use it to cheat at cards . . . . Babylon 5 Joke.
Posted by DFStuickey in Auckland New Zealand on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 08:36 PM
Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?
I hope you don't just use it to cheat at cards . . . . Babylon 5 Joke.
Cindy and... what was the human's name? Maybe it was Dennis Rodman, except he'd have to divorce himself first, right?
Posted by eriC draveS in Over here somewhere on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 11:10 PM
DFStuickey said:
"Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?"
16 inches!? What do you think I am, a normal human? My nickname is The Human Yardstick.
By the way, can't EVERYONE extend their urethra out of their penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? Isn't that what they meant when they said to "Pick up the soap" in the showers at my all-male Catholic high school?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 12:13 AM
"Well, Cranky Media Guy, I am very impressed - You can extend your urethra out of your penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? And therefore have about 16 inches of love truncheon at your disposal?"
16 inches!? What do you think I am, a normal human? My nickname is The Human Yardstick.
By the way, can't EVERYONE extend their urethra out of their penis to an equal length and pick things up with it? Isn't that what they meant when they said to "Pick up the soap" in the showers at my all-male Catholic high school?
This was so disturbing to me when I saw it. I saw it on BBC a few mornings ago. My first thought" "I guess all British men really are gay, then."
Ha...don't worry, though...I don't think all British men are gay. Mort's not. I think.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 08:13 AM
Ha...don't worry, though...I don't think all British men are gay. Mort's not. I think.
Cranky, you are a wit, sir, a wit. And no, we all don't have talented urethras or religious-institutional haemaroids.
Maegan, is this rumour about British men the reason women comment so pointedly about my accent?
Posted by DFStuckey in Auckland New Zealand on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Maegan, is this rumour about British men the reason women comment so pointedly about my accent?
DFStuckey said:
"Cranky, you are a wit, sir, a wit. And no, we all don't have talented urethras or religious-institutional haemaroids."
No? I guess not everyone attended Mt. St. Michael's Academy in the 60's, huh?
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 11:44 PM
"Cranky, you are a wit, sir, a wit. And no, we all don't have talented urethras or religious-institutional haemaroids."
No? I guess not everyone attended Mt. St. Michael's Academy in the 60's, huh?
Posted by Mel on Sat Jan 07, 2006 at 03:01 PM
hahaha...,I don´t know whether I should laugh or cry.And the woman need a mental check-up or a drug test 
Posted by nitedrive in sweden on Sun Jul 30, 2006 at 06:15 AM
nitedrive, a snap diagnosis that may not be correct
Still, is marriage that far away? Consider the rights that people like PETA wish our Non_Thumbed World Citizens ( Animals to the unenlightened ) to have, surely this is not a great stretch.
Cranky, did you actually manage to graduate despite these distractions?
Posted by DFStuckey in Auckland New Zealand on Tue Aug 01, 2006 at 02:34 AM
Still, is marriage that far away? Consider the rights that people like PETA wish our Non_Thumbed World Citizens ( Animals to the unenlightened ) to have, surely this is not a great stretch.
Cranky, did you actually manage to graduate despite these distractions?
Fingers crossed to see if any hybrid babies come from this odd pairing. You never know, geneticists can do pretty amazing things now!
Posted by Dark-Star on Wed May 21, 2008 at 04:08 PM
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