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The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
RUDE ROVERThe Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots Jingle Bells.
INFLATABLE TREEWho needs the hassle of a real Christmas tree?
FARTING SANTAGo ahead and pull his finger!
Glitter Lung
Status: Satire mistaken as news
Last week The Onion ran a story reporting that increasing numbers of elementary-school art teachers are coming down with "glitter lung" (aka pneumosparklyosis), a disease caused by inhaling too much glitter. "When art teachers spend so much time in confined quarters with inadequate ventilation amid swirling clouds of glitter, it's only a matter of time before their lungs start to suffer negative effects," said Dr. Linda Norr, a specialist in elementary-school-related respiratory diseases. "Those sufferers who are not put on a rigorous program of treatment often spend their last days on respirators, hacking up a thick, dazzling mucus."
Apparently the story quickly made its way to online forums frequented by elementary school teachers, where some people mistook it for a serious article. This has prompted the lung disease specialist on About.com to post a statement assuring people that "There is no such lung disease as Glitter Lung":
Although powdered glitter, not the typical square-flaked glitter, could be inhaled should someone throw a large handful of it into the air, it is not a danger when used as indicated. Furthermore, the larger, most common square flaked glitter is too large to pass down into the lungs and cause lung disease.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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I wonder if mucus is prettier if it's glittery.
Posted by Cathy in South Dakota on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 08:43 PMpeople are so stupid.
Posted by thephrog in CA USA on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 09:04 PMHehehehe, I read this on the onion last week. It's pretty crazy when you read it. It's hard to believe that people actually thought it may be true.
Posted by Razela in Tucson, AZ on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 09:16 PMSome people will believe just about anything if it is presented to them in a semi-logical way. They've probably read all about people inhaling lead and asbestos and think, "Why not glitter, too?"
It is rather disturbing, though, just how bad for your health school art rooms can be. I did some safety inspections for the state of Maryland a while back, and some of the schools' art departments were just as bad (if not worse) than their biology and chemistry labs. It can be safer to work in a chemical plant than in a school.
Posted by Accipiter in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied. on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 10:13 PMIt is rather disturbing, though, just how bad for your health school art rooms can be. I did some safety inspections for the state of Maryland a while back, and some of the schools' art departments were just as bad (if not worse) than their biology and chemistry labs. It can be safer to work in a chemical plant than in a school.
A smoking art teacher's lung would have a very unique look for innards. Black and glitter: What a wonderful contrast!
Posted by Zep on Wed Nov 30, 2005 at 10:54 PMAnd what of those poor souls slaving away hour after hour down in the sparkling darkness of the glitter mines every day for minimum wage? You know how notoriously lax the health regulations concerning the mining of art supplies is; most of those workers aren't even given proper face masks! So write to your congressman/MP today, and support your local glitter miners!
Posted by Accipiter in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied. on Thu Dec 01, 2005 at 01:04 AMHuh? People who believed this is real are actually being allowed to teach children?
What is this - Kansas??
Posted by outeast on Thu Dec 01, 2005 at 05:26 AMWhat is this - Kansas??
Oh dear, I think I might be a bit guilty of spreading this. I sent this to a childcare teacher friend last week, just as a funny email. Knowing that she's not the most technical person in the world, perhaps I should have really emphasised 'This is a joke'. She's probably called the union to ask about her rights too. I've played practicaly jokes on her before where she's bought it hook, line and sinker. I've once changed her phone welcome message to 'Internal battery low - see dealer for replacement'. She was harrassing a poor phone store salesman for ages till they worked it out.
Posted by AussieBruce on Thu Dec 01, 2005 at 05:45 AMI read this in the Onion. It was amusing, then. This, however, is just sad. Almost makes me want to promote homeschooling...
Posted by Tru in Other Words on Thu Dec 01, 2005 at 07:39 AMI believe glitter lung is possible. My gramps had it, but instead of glitter, it was from cigarettes. it was called Cigarette Lung. Remember kids- stay away from glitter.
Posted by booch on Thu Dec 01, 2005 at 09:26 AMpeople should of known it was a satire, HELLO this is coming from "the onion."
but i do love the onion, even though its a satire, i still love to read it
Posted by Eva in New york on Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 06:37 PMbut i do love the onion, even though its a satire, i still love to read it
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