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CitiKitty: Cat Toilet Training Kit
Status: Controversial. I'm doubtful this could work, but some people swear it does
image I'm sorry. I refuse to believe it would be possible to train a cat to use a toilet, despite what the CitiKitty company might claim. After all, you can't train cats to do anything. (At least, not my cat.) This is how the CityKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit is supposed to work:

The specially designed training seat securely sits on your toilet filled with litter. Your cat naturally uses CitiKitty as its new litter box. The rings are removed thus reducing the amount of litter. Once all rings are removed your cat is toilet trained!

I think the cat might use the citikitty thing while it has litter in it. But once the litter is gone, the cat will not keep going back to where the litter used to be. Instead, it'll pee on your bed (or somewhere else designed to punish you and force you to bring back the litter). But in the interest of fairness, if anyone has successfully used this device, I'd be curious to hear about it.
Posted By: Alex | Date: Wed Oct 12, 2005 | Permalink | Total Comments: 60
Category: Animals
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One of my co-workers swears his girlfriend has toilet trained her cats. I have never seen it, but he evidently has. I don't know if she used this product, but the method that was described to me was very similar to what's on the web site.
Posted by Interrobang  on  Wed Oct 12, 2005  at  09:27 PM
Alex, I refer you to http://www.ebaumsworld.com/welltrainedcat.html
Posted by Citizen Premier  in  spite of public outcry  on  Wed Oct 12, 2005  at  09:29 PM
I do know of at least one cat who was trained in a similar way to this, although not with this product. I forget the details, but it started off with the cat's litter box being set on top of the toilet, and ended up with the cat being toilet trained. I'll have to check to see what the intervening steps were.
Posted by Accipiter  on  Wed Oct 12, 2005  at  11:37 PM
Other versions of this device have been around for ages. I know you're all going to think I'm making this up, but supposedly Jazz bass player Charles Mingus developed some means of toilet training cats. I can't swear it's true, but I promise that I didn't make it up.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  12:18 AM
OK, check this out:

http://www.mingusmingusmingus.com/ownwords/catcatalog.html
Posted by Cranky Media Guy  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  12:19 AM
Wasn't there a scene similar to what y'all are talking about in the movie 'Meet The Fockers'?
Posted by Christopher  in  Joplin, Mo  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  02:41 AM
I had a cat a while back that actually used the toilet, only for urination, though. We didn't train him to do it. He just started doing this one day. I do agree that you can't train a cat to do anything that isn't his idea. Too stubborn I guess.
Posted by Rande  in  Omaha  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  03:04 AM
It's true. I've done it and I know others who have. It's not really woth the trouble, IMO, but it's not that hard. As long as the cat agrees to play along. smile
Posted by Steph  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  04:31 AM
Why not??! I pee in kitty litter sometimes rolleyes
Posted by aLTEr iGOr  in  litter bOx  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  05:06 AM
you can train cats, there are featured in many films doing numerous activites. And I've seen at least 20 you've been framed clips of a cat using the toilet. Sorry alex but I think your wrong.
Posted by davetolomy  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  05:49 AM
My parents own two pet stores, and I worked in them for 10 years, so I can vouch for the fact that these things work, given enough time and patience. Cats are fairly stubborn animals, but they can be trained to do most anything if you know what you're doing and know how to do it.
Posted by AqueousBoy  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  05:53 AM
I milked a cat once. You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Posted by DiaVernon  in  DC  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  05:57 AM
But wouldn't the cat occasionally fall into the toilet? And wouldn't that dissuade it from using it?
Posted by Alex  in  San Diego  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  05:57 AM
And how is the human supposed to use the toilet while there's a litter box stationed on top of it? Seems like you'd need an extra, unused toilet to train the cat.
Posted by Alex  in  San Diego  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  06:01 AM
I suppose you just move the litter box out of the way whenever you need to use the toilet. Or else buy a lot of diapers.
Posted by Accipiter  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  06:20 AM
I mentioned this to my parents who, as it turns out, actually know someone who did this with their cat. So maybe it can be done. But apparently these people also encountered a serious drawback with the method: the cat didn't know it was supposed to aim into the water. It just knew that it was supposed to perch on the seat and go. So more often than not, the stuff would end up on the floor around the toilet.

Another problem: cats instinctively want to scratch to cover up their mess. So to train a cat to go into the toilet is going against cat instinct. Therefore, I still believe that MOST cats would resist being toilet-trained.
Posted by Alex  in  San Diego  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  06:50 AM
Yeah, actually a cat can be trained to use the toilet in that manner.. just can't train 'em to flush or close the seat! It's no hoax.
Posted by David  in  SW Missouri  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  07:08 AM
A cat can be trained to flush and this is a horrible thing because once they learn what fun flushing is, they like to just flush the toilet and watch the water swirl down.

They will also unroll the toilet paper into a heap on the floor.
Posted by Annie  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  07:33 AM
While growing up, my husband had two cats that were toilet trained. The only downside was that they were the only ones who could use that specific bathroom because people scents on the toilet bothered them. That training method mentioned in the ad isn't very new. I bought a kit similar to that years ago to use on my cat. Didn't work though. She was too freakin' scared of the toilet to use it (probably didn't help that I used to drop the lid on her when she'd try to drink out of the toilet when she was young. On the other hand - she did stop drinking out of it).
Posted by snarkygurl  in  Pflugerville  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  08:39 AM
Yes, Alex, there are quite a lot of people who have trained their cats to use the toilet. The main drawbacks are that you have to leave the lid up all the time, and cats (at least most cats) will never learn to flush.

Ocelots are supposed to be especially easy to toilet-train, because they are said to naturally eliminate into streams in their rain-forest habitat. I'm not advocating keeping ocelots as pets (I've only known one person with a pet ocelot and that one was a terrible pet); I'm only repeating what I've heard and read.

I once bought a book entitled "Toilet Train Your Cat," which detailed numerous training methods and also described various case histories of cats that had taught themselves to use the W.C. I've forgotten the author's name. Another time, a friend bought me a product called "Kitty Whiz," which was fairly similar to the CitiKitty described here. I never got around to using it, though. Since I'm away from home most of the day, it just seems easier to keep scooping out the litter box (which my cats use with no prompting, as long as I keep it clean) than to try to supervise my cats and modify their behavior whenever they need to spend a penny.
Posted by Big Gary in Dallas  in  Dallas, Texas  on  Thu Oct 13, 2005  at  02:30 PM
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