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Steve Erhardt boasts that he's had over 30 plastic surgery operations, at a cost of over $250,000. These include pec, bicep, and butt implants. The results look a little creepy, but he claims to be happy with his new look, even though he really does look plastic. Another real-life Ken doll is Miles Kendall, who has spent about the same amount of money to transform his appearance. In terms of real-life Barbie dolls, there's Cindy Jackson, who describes herself as a "bombshell who wasn't born that way." Of course, Michael Jackson easily retains the title of King of Awful Plastic Surgery. (via J-Walk)Posted By: Alex | Date: Fri Aug 19, 2005 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 22
Category: Body Manipulation
Category: Body Manipulation
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Sometimes I wonder who is creepier, Michael Jackson or the people who love and defend him.
"Second, there is absolutely -no- question that Michae Jackson is the -best- performer out there, there is just denying that."
Posted by Citizen Premier in spite of public outcry on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 01:09 PM
"Second, there is absolutely -no- question that Michae Jackson is the -best- performer out there, there is just denying that."
"... These include pec, bicep, and butt implants. ..."
Sheesh, some people will do ANYTHING to get out of exercising!
Posted by Big Gary in Dallas in Dallas, Texas on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 02:09 PM
Sheesh, some people will do ANYTHING to get out of exercising!
one of the really scary things anout the real Ken, is that he had no Manly Bulge...truly- just a V, just like Babs...how many kids did that scar for life...ar least GIJoe had scars And a manly bulge, but that's the world of Wartoys, eh?
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 04:42 PM
sorry about the misspellings...full moon And a manly bulge, that's me...some scars too
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 04:45 PM
he has BREASTS!
Posted by RAMONESxMANIA on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 05:27 PM
Erk...give me the natural look any day! These guys just look too creepy!
Posted by Smerk in to mischief on Fri Aug 19, 2005 at 06:41 PM
If this is an improvement, he must have been really pathetic before.
Posted by Captain Al in Alberta, Canada on Sat Aug 20, 2005 at 07:51 AM
I wonder if he's just like Ken below the belt too.
Posted by Andrew on Sat Aug 20, 2005 at 08:44 AM
Botox is poisonous.
Posted by TC on Sat Aug 20, 2005 at 10:04 AM
There is an Australian guy (probably from Queensland) who is having himself converted into Barbie. This has included removal of some ribs, and (I think) leg extension by breaking and stretching. When seen on TV a couple of years ago, the voice wasn't right. But I've never heard Barbie myself.
Posted by Andy Hatt in New Zealand on Sat Aug 20, 2005 at 07:32 PM
I heard that people can get addicted to this sort of thing. Weird...
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Sun Aug 21, 2005 at 03:47 AM
Yeah.. Surgical addiction is very real, ditto tattoos. Generally it's a low self-image/esteem thing.. They're trying to make themselves better people, not just physically, but mentally/socially. Very similar to eating disorders, really. If the 'body' is perfect, then the person inside must be as well, right?
Personally, I've met folks with a lot of work done.. they tend to be very shallow, self-absorbed, and grouchy. Me, i've got a spare tire, thinning hair, and bad skin.. and I'm comfortable with it.
Posted by Bobcat on Sun Aug 21, 2005 at 10:22 PM
Personally, I've met folks with a lot of work done.. they tend to be very shallow, self-absorbed, and grouchy. Me, i've got a spare tire, thinning hair, and bad skin.. and I'm comfortable with it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
I watched the video... YE GODS that was horrible!! The man is UGH!
Posted by pail in prague in tra vitam on Mon Aug 22, 2005 at 06:03 AM
I watched the video... YE GODS that was horrible!! The man is UGH!
"Yeah.. Surgical addiction is very real, ditto tattoos. Generally it's a low self-image/esteem thing.. They're trying to make themselves better people, not just physically, but mentally/socially. Very similar to eating disorders, really. If the 'body' is perfect, then the person inside must be as well, right?"
That may be true of surgical addictions, but with tattoos... I just like the pain...
Posted by tatt girl on Mon Aug 22, 2005 at 09:32 AM
That may be true of surgical addictions, but with tattoos... I just like the pain...
why would someone do that to themselves? eww!
Posted by thunder in England on Mon Aug 22, 2005 at 11:56 AM
Oprah did a show on surgery addiction. One woman on there really did look like a living Barbie doll.
Posted by Dany in Waco, Texas on Mon Aug 22, 2005 at 01:28 PM
Not only these persons are creepy: the surgeons who work on them are too.
Posted by LaMa in Europe on Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:00 AM
Posted by pacifico555 on Mon Oct 03, 2005 at 09:03 PM
God! What is the facination with making yourself look like a dool? I don't get it! And why the hell would you want your face filled with Cow Poison? And finally, why does that man look so damn shochked???
Posted by Carmen in Vancouver on Sat Nov 05, 2005 at 05:50 PM
He does not look real at all! EWWW. If he is happy of what he looks like know he is wrong. And if he is tryin to get girls it is not workin!! Lol. 
Posted by Cassidy in United States of America PA Mont Alto on Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 02:38 PM
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