Suicide Jumper
Warning: Graphic. This is from an email going around:A police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real..
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/images/Jumper.jpg
Posted By: Alex | Date: Fri Apr 22, 2005 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 31
Category: Email Hoaxes, Photos/Videos
Category: Email Hoaxes, Photos/Videos
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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I have an idea. Let's stuff his guts back inside him and tape the shell together and see what happens.
Posted by Soldant on Sat Apr 23, 2005 at 11:06 PM
Before opening the link, I was reading through your comments. I was thinking how cruel (yet funny)it was that you would all be making light of some poor mans desperate move. I was trying to figure out what kind of world we were living in where every other post about a suicide was a joke.
But then I opened it. So now I am going to have my Egg McMuffin and go on about my day, with a little bit bigger of a smile.
Posted by NDTgirl in Memphis, TN on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 03:56 AM
But then I opened it. So now I am going to have my Egg McMuffin and go on about my day, with a little bit bigger of a smile.
"In a surprise press announcement today, the new Pope decreed that Mr. Dumpty's mortal remains should be hastened to the nearest kitchen and prepared Benedict style, as a reminder to all faithful followers that suicide is a mortal sin and that all transgressors would receive (or become) just desserts."
Posted by Accipiter in the Northern Hemisphere, unless They have lied. on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 05:10 PM
i was actually mortified at the posts till i looked at the link....
Posted by joeodd on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 12:06 AM
Reminds me of a "Murphy Brown" episode I once saw:
"I saw him just before he died."
"Did he say anything?"
"Aaiiiiiieeeeeeee - "
Posted by Ledasmom on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 03:17 PM
"I saw him just before he died."
"Did he say anything?"
"Aaiiiiiieeeeeeee - "
>>>Criminals aren't Good Guys? Wow. I don't know what world you're living in, but most of the criminals did some pretty bad things in the world I live in.<<<
Yeah, all those double-parkers and people driving in the carpool lane without passengers are PURE EVIL. And those people who pull the tags off mattresses? Or who eat grapes without paying for them in the store? When are they going to pass a law to pull them out into the street and shoot them?
If you've watched any cop shows in the last year, it's the same attitude. The cop knows the bad guy is guilty, so it's okay to beat him until he confesses. Watch the show with the blind detective, it's on Sundays, it's like the Spanish Inquisition. In the world I live in, you're innocent until proven guilty, and the authorities have to actually get evidence and put you on trial before they can punish you, and there's this little thing called the Constitution....
But I guess in your world, there are only Good Guys and Bad Guys, and there's really no such thing as false accusations, and if you weren't EVIL they wouldn't have arrested you, would they?
And forget about justifying some crimes. Why can't poor people have the decency to starve to death quietly, why do they have the nerve to try to undermine our profits by stealing food for their kids? Lousy evil criminals.
Posted by Barghest on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 05:37 PM
Yeah, all those double-parkers and people driving in the carpool lane without passengers are PURE EVIL. And those people who pull the tags off mattresses? Or who eat grapes without paying for them in the store? When are they going to pass a law to pull them out into the street and shoot them?
If you've watched any cop shows in the last year, it's the same attitude. The cop knows the bad guy is guilty, so it's okay to beat him until he confesses. Watch the show with the blind detective, it's on Sundays, it's like the Spanish Inquisition. In the world I live in, you're innocent until proven guilty, and the authorities have to actually get evidence and put you on trial before they can punish you, and there's this little thing called the Constitution....
But I guess in your world, there are only Good Guys and Bad Guys, and there's really no such thing as false accusations, and if you weren't EVIL they wouldn't have arrested you, would they?
And forget about justifying some crimes. Why can't poor people have the decency to starve to death quietly, why do they have the nerve to try to undermine our profits by stealing food for their kids? Lousy evil criminals.
It's the saddest picture i've ever seen. I don't know what to say. It reminds me of some of the horrors I witnessed as a child. Shame on you for posting such an eggseptionaly personal picture for the families and friends of the victim. Shame. You should be banned from the internet.
hmmmm interesting....real good work.
Posted by jai on Sat Oct 29, 2005 at 12:08 AM
i found this cute, haha.
the poor jumper, he left a family in an egg carton behind
Posted by Eva in New york on Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 05:56 PM
the poor jumper, he left a family in an egg carton behind
LOL.
Posted by ShahRuFio in Singapore on Sat Oct 14, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Alex you are king in joking!!!
Posted by Terry Brown in USA on Mon Jul 14, 2008 at 05:19 AM
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