Bovine Unite
The cows are plotting something. They're meeting in secret COWncils. They're even
keeping blogs. I'm not sure what it's all about, but it seems that 05.05.05 is the date when the cows will show their hand (or hoof, as it may be). (via
Metafilter)
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Thu Apr 07, 2005 |
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Certainly did, very funny. Cows at the gym - a win win situation for all involved...Funny to look at and they will make for a tastier leaner steak in the end.
Anyone ever see Trigger Happy T.V.? Reminded me of that a bit.
Posted by Deediddums in Dublin on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 05:34 AM
Myself, I'm not very Moo-ved by any of this.

Posted by Mark-N-Isa in Midwest USA on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 01:59 PM
so wait your sure the chik-fil-a cows arn't behind this?
Posted by Silent Fish in an endless forest of wooden chairs on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 03:24 PM
The galleryID8 theory seems to pan out. I registered as user "CowbearSloth". The two other registered users are "Moo" and "galleryID8". Case closed.
Posted by BugbearSloth in earth, 3rd planet, sol system on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 03:43 PM
Moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo moo (moo moo moo moo) moo moo. Moo moo.
Moo moo moo, moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo.
Moo - moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo - moo moo
Moo - moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo moo
Moo - moo moo moo (moo, moo moo)
Moo - moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
Moo moo, moo moo moo moo, moo moo, moo moo moo, moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
Moo Moo
Moo
Oom
Posted by Charybdis in Hell on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 04:08 PM
Harry has a point, there are other spanish launguage references, as in "Muchas Gracias" in the hang man game. I vote for a "El Pollo Loco" ad campain.
Posted by Wally on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 04:17 PM
So, we hoof to cownt down to 5/05/05, beefore we know the poop? Got a month to milk the program. They need to hire Larry Tate, pitchman extraordinaire, to help the promo. They never have good guys like Larry on their team- they dearly lack Tate. He's a moover and a shaker. Teat's all, folks
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 04:47 PM
Moo
Posted by Tom on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 06:46 PM
Posted by j. m in United States, New York, Florida, Delaware on Fri Apr 08, 2005 at 07:54 PM
This is a clever and well done website, whatever it is. Rest assured, the people behind this spent a lot of money putting this together, and the designer in charge of the site certainly knew what he was doing. It's obviously some sort of marketing campaign, otherwise it wouldn't make sense why one would invest as much capital in it as this site does.
Posted by Sarah on Sat Apr 09, 2005 at 10:38 AM
It's cute.
Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 03:46 AM
they're finally getting revenge on all you cruel f*cks who allow them to suffer horribly just so you can enjoy a hamburger
Posted by rj in garage on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 08:35 AM
ALLOW them to suffer?
Damn.
I thought I was doing it on purpose.
And why bother putting asterisks in words like that, rj? Everyone knows what the word is anyway. I think it makes someone look rather silly when they do that. Either type it out, or use a different, and complete, word. Are you trying to show us that you're above swearing or something?
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 09:51 AM
And, for the record, I enjoy a lot more than just burgers.
Like ribs, various steaks, roasts, sausages, and even the occasional hot dog.
Has anyone ever noticed that PETA, with all of their rambling about killing animals for food, doesn't bother to mention by-products that they still ennjoy, like Jello, and glue?

Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 09:54 AM
The amusing part of the Chick-fil-A campaign is the fact that they call their products "100% Cow Free - Bovine Seal of Approval" despite the fact that many of their products contain cow milk (brownies, cheesecake, etc).
So it's okay to milk them, just don't kill them, uh?
Posted by jamehec in DC on Sun Apr 10, 2005 at 12:34 PM
All I know is the cows were at my work (on the UM campus) yesterday and they handed out small smushy cows with the web addy on them. They played Dance Dance Revolution. It was all very amusing. But when asked, all they said was "moo".
Posted by megan in Maryland on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 08:41 AM
Couldn't be the Chick-fil-A cows. They're a bunch of liars and traitors. They have steak breakfast burritos...
Posted by Tru in Other Words on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 09:34 AM
Just found you guys. This may strike you as humorous.
I'm a bouncer in Annapolis, MD, and Friday night, the cows tried to come into the pub I work. Damn things didn't have ID and would only say "Mu" when I tried to card them. Maybe cows speak Mandarin. I could tell that both of them were girls, probably early 20s, inside those costumes. They walked in and tried to hand out business cards before they left real quickly. Not many people were interested in cows interfering with their drinking.
Oh, and they were handing out cowbells as they walked down the street, which meant I had to deal with drunken frat boys all night yelling, "This bar needs more cowbell!" and then ringing the damn things.
Posted by BehindRoundEyes in Naptown, MD on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 10:29 AM
The obvious question being...
What did the business cards advertise?
Aand also, did you happen to keep one?
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 10:54 AM
I'm a cow I'm curious
Watch me now I'm furious
I'm a cow I'm full of hate
Watch me now I'm on your plate......
I love the barenaked ladies
Posted by Razela in San Diego, CA on Mon Apr 11, 2005 at 08:06 PM
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