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The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
The Museum of Hoaxes is dedicated to promoting knowledge about hoaxes. (Click here for opening hours, etc.) On our blog we post about dubious- sounding claims, and whatever else strikes our fancy. The site is also home to the Hoax Photo Database, the Hoax Forum, and the Hoaxipedia.
RUDE ROVERThe Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots Jingle Bells.
INFLATABLE TREEWho needs the hassle of a real Christmas tree?
FARTING SANTAGo ahead and pull his finger!
Dog Condoms
For the pooch that has everything, the internet now brings you Dog Condoms:What Sizes and Scents Do They Come In?
Dog condoms come in three sizes to fit small, medium, and large breeds. Almost every dog will find a comfortable, well-proportioned condom to meet their needs. The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners.
How Effective Are They?
Clinical studies are still underway, but we expect them to be about as effective, if used correctly, as human condoms.
Can I Train My Dog To Put It On Himself?
No, the dog will require human intervention each time he wishes to put on or take off a condom.
Great idea, although it seems to kind of defeat the purpose to make them meat scented. (yes, I am assuming these are a joke... thanks to Ric for the link).
Posted By: Alex | Date: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 16
Category: Animals, Sex/Romance
Category: Animals, Sex/Romance
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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GREAT........Who wants to bet that "Doggie" condoms will increase beastiality behavoir in people???
Posted by X on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 01:42 PMStephen,, you doggy-boner-ignorant twit: The product is clearly designed to encourage humanality behavior in dogs. BTW: I'm a large breed, myself. You're welcome.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 06:56 PMIsn't this why they inventing neutering?
Posted by Sarah on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 07:34 PMSuch lovely grammar I have. I meant to say INVENTED. Stupid typos.
Posted by Sarah on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 07:35 PMI read on the internet that dolphins are the only other animal that have sex for pleasure
Posted by spotleaf on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 07:50 PM"I read on the internet that dolphins are the only other animal that have sex for pleasure"... Besides dogs, do you mean? Dude- you gotta get out more...
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 08:03 PMThat whole "Horny for Dolphins" thing kinda freaks me out, really... I've seen the way people stare when they go to Sea World. It's just shameless...
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 08:07 PMHairy, don't forget Koko: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/18/BAGM9BDI191.DTL
Posted by Chadds Ford Prefect on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 08:51 PMGorilla My Dreams, eh? Man, I won't even get dressed in front of a dog, much less help them have sex... They get stuck too easy, and I want no part of that
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 09:09 PMIs it too early in the evening to tell you about my busfull of Catholic School kids and Nuns, stuck at a stoplight while BIG poodles go at it on the traffic island? Whoops, too late
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 09:13 PMOne poodle was white, one poodle was black, and the Nuns were apoplectic. The kids just took notes.
Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 09:16 PMThis was kinda funny, so I looked for who made it, hoping they had more. Pretzel Publishing registered the site, so I googled it. I came across a site where a guy had rated a site called http://masturbateforpeace.com/
Here's a quote from this guys site...
"Pretzel Publishing, the sponsor of MasturbateForPeace.com, produces web sites that offer sex-positive education and humor. Its sites include http://www.ViagraStories.com/ , real-life accounts of what it's like to take Viagra; http://www.SexToysPro.com/ , detailed information on how to select and use sex toys; http://www.BibleSexStories.com/ , a humorous take on the Bible's sexiest tales; and http://www.TheSexDictionary.com/ , a comprehensive glossary of sex terminology."
(I had to edit the quote to get the links to work)
They've got some pretty interesting "Peeps" art for easter...
http://masturbateforpeace.com/easter.html
They're all pretty raunchy, so I have to put the ol' not safe for work thingy in here.
"Touch your sack, not Iraq" - featured bumper sticker
Kinda catchy.
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Tue Mar 22, 2005 at 09:22 PMHere's a quote from this guys site...
"Pretzel Publishing, the sponsor of MasturbateForPeace.com, produces web sites that offer sex-positive education and humor. Its sites include http://www.ViagraStories.com/ , real-life accounts of what it's like to take Viagra; http://www.SexToysPro.com/ , detailed information on how to select and use sex toys; http://www.BibleSexStories.com/ , a humorous take on the Bible's sexiest tales; and http://www.TheSexDictionary.com/ , a comprehensive glossary of sex terminology."
(I had to edit the quote to get the links to work)
They've got some pretty interesting "Peeps" art for easter...
http://masturbateforpeace.com/easter.html
They're all pretty raunchy, so I have to put the ol' not safe for work thingy in here.
"Touch your sack, not Iraq" - featured bumper sticker
Kinda catchy.
Bonobos have sex for pleasure, and as a dominant act, and as a submissive act, and to settle disputes and so forth.
Horny little chimps, they are!
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 01:35 AMHorny little chimps, they are!
You're welcome!
Posted by Ric on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 08:36 AMI think it would be real news if it turned out there was some animal species that had sex for some reason OTHER than pleasure.
Yeah, spotleaf, you really need to get out more.
Posted by Big Gary C in Dallas, Texas on Thu Mar 24, 2005 at 03:24 PMYeah, spotleaf, you really need to get out more.
According to several notable anthropologists, several species of animal not only engage in sexual acts for pleasure, but quite a few species have been witnessed performing fellatio, manual stimulation and in many species, even rape. So far the only difference I've been able to find sexually is that we are the only species to shave our genitalia and pay for sex.
(something else interesting, for the anthropologically minded)
We are not the only animal to use drugs (yes, catnip is obvious); some species of apes have been observed eating hallucinogenic or narcotic plants, and many have been recorded as even having developed addictions!
Posted by Charles Darwin (Call me Chuck) on Thu Aug 28, 2008 at 03:25 PM(something else interesting, for the anthropologically minded)
We are not the only animal to use drugs (yes, catnip is obvious); some species of apes have been observed eating hallucinogenic or narcotic plants, and many have been recorded as even having developed addictions!
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