Napoleon Dynamite Star Not Dead

The latest celebrity death rumor going around is that Jon Heder, star of
Napoleon Dynamite, died in a car accident while driving with a friend to Salem, Oregon. A website making this claim is
here. People have also been speculating about this rumor on the
IMDB message boards (Thanks to Ana for the link). Jon Heder, of course, is not dead (unless that person who looks like him and has been making media appearances is just an imposter). Michael Heaton, of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, noted in
a recent column that he had heard the 'Heder is Dead' rumor from his daughter. Which prompted him to comment that
"It is the zenith of cultural obsession to have false rumors of someone's death spread like goose grease across the land."Posted By: Alex | Date:
Fri Feb 18, 2005 |
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hey hey
maybe napolian should come out of his cubby hole and prove to you all that HE LIVES! and see that chick up there ^ named kati.. yeah i love her. <33 lmao
tps
Posted by Shawn on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:33 PM
hey hey
maybe napolian should jsut come out of his cubby hole and prove to us all taht he lives
and see that girl up there named Kati.. i love her ;-]
tps
Posted by Shawn on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:35 PM
Yeah, shawn is so right. That chica up there ^^
I love her more. <333 Damn straight! =D
-- TPS --
Posted by Kati again in http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:39 PM
did anyone actually beleive the rumours in the first place?
Posted by kendall in PE on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:45 PM
caitlin u are an idiot.....it didnt literally mean bambi ran across the road....it was making a cross-reference to deer......friggin idiots
Posted by Marcus on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:49 PM
you guys are freaking idiots! Gosh!
Posted by Nappy D on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 04:55 PM
you all are friggin idots...gooosh..it wasnt bambi that jumped out in front of the car.. it was tina she was flipping pissed off about Napoleon shoveln that nasty food in her face....goosh get your facts right...idiots!
" tina..come get your food..eat the foood...east the food you fat lard...tina eat the foooood!!"
Ps: your mom goes to college
Posted by Jeff T in PA on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 05:25 PM
Tina you fat lark come get some ham!
Posted by JOE DIRT in HILLSDALE on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 05:35 PM
They were attacking my cousins! what would you do in the situtation?!?
Posted by Douche Nugget on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 05:39 PM
Everyone. Stop doing friggin impressions of me, goosh. I am not dead. and Tina did not run out in front of my car. She is actually my llama. That fat lard is at my house right now. And whoever started that rumor about me dying is obviously someone that did not like my movie and wanted people to shut up about it. But if you are going to do impressions of me, then get them right.
Posted by Jon Heder on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 05:51 PM

I am soo happy he did not die what a relife
Munchin
Posted by Emily in Florida on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 06:00 PM
he's not dead. the media definitely would have caught on to that story. And will everyone please stop quoting the movie. Yes we've all seen it and know the lines. It is a funny movie, so stop wearing it out.
Posted by CHEESEMAN on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 06:06 PM
that site that says jon heder died makes it seem like a joke...so i seriously dont believe that he is dead....but it would be great if he wasnt dead that he would come out and give an interview or something...so yeah....but at the same time there's that part of me that's like well how can we really be sure....but im SERIOUSLY hoping he's NOT dead....because if he was i would be like GOSH!
Posted by ally on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 07:11 PM
I freaking wish he would die, then maybe fools would stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite lines..I'm sick of hearing them.
Posted by I H8 Napoleon in Hell on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 07:16 PM
First of all, the responses sound as though they are all coming from fifteen year old children. Found it strange that more mature people find satisfaction in the same type of movie. I'm sure we all see it differently. Secondly, deer (as in the animal) is spelled d-e-e-r. Not d-e-a-r! The youth of america needs to educate themselves. They are the friggin' idiots.
Posted by Lafawnda in Chesterton,IN on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 07:43 PM
hey guys, get a life. whether or not he's dead doesnt matter. is he related to you? no stay out of his life. just because you saw him in a movie doesnt mean he's your friend or even gives a crap about you, he doesnt know any of you or even think about you. he has real friends, poeple that he'd actually talk to, maybe thats why he wont come out and prove he's still alive, cuz he just doesnt care about you all, why should he? and just another bit of info, napoleon dynomite isnt original for 'ligers', they are real animals, but they dont really look like what he drew. look them up on google.com image search. it makes since, if you can breed any kind of dog, why not be able to breed any kind of feline, like a lion and a tiger.
Posted by Curtis on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 07:50 PM
I really think that he's dead! It was even in the newspaper! Oh yea....Curtis learn how to spell people! poeple? uh..your cool!
Posted by toosweet in Los Gatos on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 08:25 PM
I'm turning comments off on this thread, because I think that just about everything interesting that could be said about this topic has now been said.
Posted by Alex in San Diego on Mon Feb 21, 2005 at 09:29 PM
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