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RUDE ROVER
The Christmas dog with no class! He sings and toots Jingle Bells.
INFLATABLE TREE
Who needs the hassle of a real Christmas tree?
FARTING SANTA
Go ahead and pull his finger!

save your money, but GOLD BOND!

I love you all like my little toads!

Mary Mumida-itiot

oh,my....It's.real.however.it's.not.the.monster.it's.believed.to.be.I.know.how.to.start.to.get.people.back.to.how.they.used.to.be.i'm.not.selling.anything.nor,suggesting,diet.change.no.pesticides.in.other.words."I.just.want.to.help.those.who.have.been.in.this.nightmare.....I.could.capitalize.on.the."cure"for.the"disease".and.sell.you.a.package.but.the.truth.of.the.matter.is.although.unemployed.for.an.extended.period.that's.not.me.
I.have.the.answer.and.the.Magellan's foundation.will.not.respond.to.my.email..Dr's.won't.return.calls.Senator.Feistiens.staff.hung.up.on.me.after.telling.me.they.would.give.her.a.message.and.didn'teven.have.my.number.MJ fox(link.to.parkinsons)doesn'taccept.calls.etc.etc..I'll.happily.pass.my.contact.number.out.as.you.see.my.keyboard.isn'tworking...also,i'm.curious.about.health.ramifications

I.have.all.the.symptoms.as.listed.by.others.
and.had.many.of.the.same.thoughts
I.can.tell.you.this.that.I.know.
and.can.come.to.an.educated.conclusion.
from.what.i.know.is.fact.
I.call.them.gems.
they.are.not.out.to.destroy.us.
they.dont'mutate
they.are.micro.scopic.and.as.they.travel.tend.to.piggyback.like.a.leap.frog.thus.the.fibers.hairs.dark.specs.
the.reason.they.can't.be.identified.through.samples.is.because.the.samples.you.give.is.merely.where.they.were.and.left.to.travel.some.more.
our.minds.are.effected.when.the.gems.are.in.high.consentration.as.well.as.our.vision.and.boo.boos.that.we.create.from.picking.and.itching.that.are.being.called."leasons"
they.do.transmit.
you.can't.'kill'them.nor.would.you.want.to.
it's.not.a.disease.
it's.not.bacteria.
it's.not.as.much.of.a.mystry.as.it.is.thought.to.be.
people.affected.with.gems.are.no.different.than.the.ignorant.ba^%^*(.that.have.tunnel.vision.and.don't.believe.we.just.have.more.at.stake.it's.the.most.scared.i.have.ever.been.in.my.life.and.alone.and.hurt.feelings.and.yes.at.first.i.doubted.me.i.seldom.continue.debates.once.I.realize.it's.not.
I.can't.say.i.would.not.or.would.believe.someone...it's.way.out.there....i;m.thinking.mental.befor.medical.i.supp;se.my.point.is.if.you.have.gems.and.you.get.pissed.because.people.say.it's.mental.you.are.no.different.can'tyou.see.why.
people.don't.believe."just.becasue.you.say.so"

**PLEASE READ THE FOLOWING**
Morgellons Disease
New Lab Findings Point To
Silicone/Silica and
High Density Polyethlyene Fibers
Is This The Spray That Is Now
Being Sprayed On Meats and Vegetables?
© copyrighted - Oct. 17th, 2006
Written by:
David Lawrence Dewey
and
Shoshanna Allison
"Reading provides knowledge...
knowledge leads to answers."



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Morgellons Disease
New Lab Findings Point To Silicone/Silica
and High Density Polyethlyene Fibers,
Are These Now Being Sprayed On Meats and Vegetables?
It appears, new lab findings using tissue and bone specimens have solved some of the mysteries of Morgellons Disease.

Eighteen specimens, taken from a 57-year-old woman reveal bone, synovium and joint tissue having extensive degenerative fragmentation, roughening and bony formation and underlying extensive degeneration of the bone. Chronic inflammation with fibrosis, calcification of the bone and surrounding soft tissue of the joint shows presence of crystalloid fragments consistent with silicone and silica. Further, a private study to determine the chemical and biological composition of fiber specimens taken from a second woman in Florida has shown that the fiber's outer casing is made up of high density polyethylene (HDPE). The fiber material is used commonly in the manufacture of fiber optics.

The following are findings presented by Dr. Hildegarde Staninger, RIET-1, Industrial Toxicologist/IH & Doctor of Integrative Medicine. "Far-Infrared Radiant Heat (FIR RH) Type Remediation for Mold and Other Unique Diseases" © October 18, 2006, at the NREP Annual Conference in Nashville, TN for the National Registry of Environmental Professionals, P.0. Box 2099, Glenview, IL 60025 Phone: 847-724-6631, Fax: 847-724-4223



"Morgellons"

- - - A disease in which individuals have the growth of fibers from their skin that burn at 1,700 degrees F and do not melt. (20)(* see below) A private study to determine the chemical and biological composition of these fibers has shown that the fibers' outer casing is made up of high density polyethylene fiber (HDPE). The fiber material is used commonly in the manufacture of fiber optics. There is no history of the individual in that industry or coming into contact with this material. It was further determined that this material is used throughout the bio nanotechnology world as a compound to encapsulate a viral protein envelope, which is composed of a viron (1/150th times smaller than a virus) with DNA, RNA, RNAi (mutated RNA) or RNAsi linear or ring plasmids for specific functions. (21, 22) Toxicological pathology identification of tissue biopsies from an individual diagnosed with Morgellons revealed the presence of continual silica or glass tubules with the presence of silicone. (23) Dr. Staninger's full paper presented at conference

***ever hear the expression "you are what you eat"
it is soo very true
i will say this once and only once
"DO NOT TRUST THE FDA"
"DO NOT TRUST MONSANTO"
"PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE FOOD YOU EAT"
"86% OF FOOD ON THE MARKET HAS GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS--G.M.O.'S"
"WE ALL NEED TO STOP THE BIOLOGICAL METHODS THAT HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE USA'S FOOD CHAIN WITHOUT YOU AND I EVEN KNOWING ABOUT THEM--OR BEING TOLD ABOUT THEM-IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT WE ARE THE GUINI PIGS OF THIS NATIONS TOP BILLIONARES!!!
SUCH AS MONSANTO(WHO,BY THE ARE AN 8 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY-WHO BUY ALL THE PATENTS ON FOOD--THAT'S RIGHT YOUR FOOD IS PATENTED NOW--IT ONCE WAS ILLEGAL)
WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING TO??!!
IT ABSOLUTELY PISSES ME OFF AND SICKENS ME THAT OUR CHILDREN ARE ALL GOING TO SUFFER!!

***TERRORISM**
IT IS ALSO I THINK A FORM OF ACT AGAINST OUR SOCIETY THRU BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRIES THAT INCORPORATE THEIR HARMFUL BIOLOGICAL TACTICS ON EACH AND EVERYONE OF US(THRU OUR FOOD SYSTEM) WHICH I CONCLUDE IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!
Terrorism is a controversial and subjective term with multiple definitions. One definition means a violent action targetting civilians exclusively
The contemporary label of "terrorist" is highly pejorative; it is a badge which denotes a lack of legitimacy and morality. For terrorist groups and their government sponsored supporters, it is crucial that they not be labeled a terrorist group; so as not to be labeled "terrorists" and by association as "terrorist nations". Groups that have described themselves as terrorists are therefore unknown. It is equally important for a group's opponents that the label "terrorist" be applied. The application "terrorist" is therefore always deliberately disputed. Attempts at defining the concept invariably arouse debate because rival definitions may be employed with a view to including the actions of certain parties, and excluding others

I just want to repiet my comment...
I have seen my Critter what I call it...
I never get a respond from anyone...
Nobody ever seems to believe me...
It is with me, clinging to me and I have photo's
of it and not only from myself...
Anyone has this experiance?
I do not find so many things anymore like in the beginning 2 years ago.. Either they get weaker Or smarter, I do not know.. My ones are outside my body. Recently I have found a sceleton in my hair and safed it... Wether it is the same
what every body is writing about or not...
It is all a puzzle to me and I wish they would leave me alone...
Any Comment?????

>CHARLOTTE<
is helpful for all inflicted with *morgellons or the new *fiber disease
once again that's
there are many things to do and say concerning this disease/infliction....this website and many others like it are trying to help.
this website even has you politically trying to make a change(which i feel is the only answer)
PLEASE VISIT THAT WEBSITE ASAP
WRITE TO YOUR GOVERNMENT WITH YOUR CONCERNS
BUT DON'T CALL THEM *CRITTERS*
TAKE PICTURES OF ALL YOUR SELF EVIDENCE AND SEND IT TO THEY WILL HELP YOU!!
BEST OF LUCK MY FRIEND,
MONICA

this is for >CHARLOTTE AND OTHERS INTERESTED<
IF YOU WANT TO >VIEW< AN EXCELLENT INFORMATIVE SITE VISIT THIS ONE>http://www.morgellonsusa.com/
THEY HAVE INCREDIBLE FACTS AND NEW DATA DOCUMENTATIONS BY DOCTERS AND SCIENTISTS. i FIND IT TO BE VERY INFORMATIVE!!

>>>>>>>http://www.morgellonsusa.com/<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Morgellons is definitely real! However, how to cure the skin parasites is the critical issue.

Kleen free enzymes can kill the collembra springtails very well.
http://naturalginesis.com/id33.htm

(Please note that I have no any business connection with this merchandise.)

Besides, according to Dr. Goeroge Schwartz, in his newly-published book regarding fiber disease "The Parasite Explosion"), he indicated that according to his observations, Biltricide 600mg 10 tabs spread out in a day for 200 lbs body weight, every four-five days, for at least seven treatment works well.

Other more medications are revealed in the book.

http://www.healingresearch.org/new.html
(please see p.96-103, Treatment of MORGELLONS, of "The Parasite Explosion")

Hi, I’ve had Morgellons Disease for four years. I’ve tried all sorts of remedies, including drinking straight-raw-onion juice for 14 days (Barf!) What has relieved my symptoms the most (80%!) is an anti-microbial, whole-fruit juice (Yum!) from Southeast Asia. If you’d like to hear more about it, join me on Dr Engle’s call, next TUESDAY. You’ll learn why and how this juice can help us. Plus, you can ask personal health questions. AND, you’ll have a sympathetic ear.

Call The Dr’s Call: EVERY TUESDAY: A safe place for people with Morgellon’s Disease, and other health concerns.
6:00 PM Pacific; 7:00 PM Mountain; 8:00 PM Central; 9:00 PM Eastern
Tell: 1.641.594.7001 PIN: 535013#
"In my seventeen years as a Chiropractor, I've never seen anything like this before. What this whole-fruit juice is doing for my patients is truly amazing." --Dr David Engle, DC
You may also contact me Lynne, personally:

Hi, it's Lynne again. I want to add to the list of benifits of this amazing whole fruit juice, because it addresses so many of the symptoms we suffer with from the Morgellons disease This juice is [*highly* anti-inflammatory, anti-microbial, anti-bacterial, anti-parasitic, ant-fungal, and anti-viral] as well as offering many other benifits.

If you’d like to hear more about it, join me on Dr Engle’s DR's CALL, next TUESDAY. You’ll learn why and how this amazing juice can help *us*. You can also ask personal health questions. AND, you’ll have a sympathetic ear.
Call The Dr’s Call: EVERY TUESDAY: A safe place for people with Morgellon’s Disease, and other health concerns.
6:00 PM Pacific; 7:00 PM Mountain; 8:00 PM Central; 9:00 PM Eastern
Tell: 1.641.594.7001 PIN: 535013#
"In my seventeen years as a Chiropractor, I've never seen anything like this before. What this whole-fruit juice is doing for my patients is truly amazing." --Dr David Engle, DC
Please mark your calendar for Tuesday evenings --I'll meet you there.
You may also contact me personally:
Blessings,
Lynne

Videos Anybody???
http://morgellonsusa.com/Pg13.html

Read this and see how to view them all...

This will take you here...
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=MorgellonsUSA

PARACURE is a scam, dont be fooled!!!!!!!!!

I do not believe in any remedy it is only wasting money.....
I do not think that it is coming from the food we eat either......
I have it for 2 years now and I fight it myself and it is not in my body!
I know how to keep it outside and it does cost nothing...
Charlotte

I am not a scientist nor am I a sufferer of Morgellon's but I have been reading extensively on this, thinking and consulting the people I know who are scientists.

If the Netherland's site: SilentSuperBug.com is correct, then we have a scientifically engineered virus that defies anything we've seen before.

I find it interesting that the fibers are easily identifiable and made of non-human/non-animal fiber--they test as cellulose, right? What better way to try out a new nanotechnology cure that could go after the infected tissue and clearly identify what is foreign in the victim? Also, one person noted that the fibers are attracted to pure silver (odd, I know but think about that too, please?). 1. Attracted to metal 2. Easily identifiable as not human tissue 3. Colored fibers that allow people to quickly determine who has it and who doesn't when it's generally understood by the population that it isn't a delusion. 4. All the areas of highest contamination are near water sources (Bay area in northern Calif., Gulf Coast, Florida) and according to sample videos---the fibers move to and are highly attracted to water. 5. If the government were involved and I mean IF... infecting one's own territory and then producing the "cure" would make our government heroic/blameless, right? The scourge goes to other countries that we then manipulate and control for money via our technology. That, of course, is a very loose theory. However,our government is the largest investor in nanotechnology companies. Truly. I wanted to invest back in 1999 and all of the companies were government backed. Sure, one could argue that is because the government has the large funds but I think it's also because some of the work is perhaps not only secretive but nefarious.

One last "theory"... in Christianity there is a belief that Christ will come again but that before he does the world will be led astray by an anti-Christ. What better way, since the adversary can't really perform miracles, then to infect people with an engineered virus and then appear as a savior when one produces the "miraculous" cure through nanytes?

I know my theories don't help the people who are suffering. I hope they know how important their commitment to living and fighting this disease is to the world. Thanks to the doctors who really listen and are investigating, we will find the answers. We must. It is only a matter of time before all people will become infected.

The following is quoted from message of one of the subscribers of Mr. Richard Kuhn's King's Diet for Morgellons' Skin Disease as follows,

"1. Another subscriber experimented with nicotine. He used the gum (4 mg) instead of the patches (21 mg). Much to my surprise, he had even greater success than I did with the patches on a much lower dosage..

He wrote, “Just to let you know my results. Based on your theory that the parasites do not infect smokers, I decided to try nicotine gum.

I used the strongest, which is 4mg. I can only do one per day and initially it made me nauseous. But the good news is that it has seemingly wiped out the adults which bite and bore under the skin. The only symptom I have now is the skin sensation, this only after 8 hours after a cleansing shower. Even the sensations have slowed to barely anything, but it does seem that there is still some residual effect.

Yet still, the nicotine gum is the one thing I have done which has had the greatest and lasting effect. When I run out, I'm going to opt for the patches next round, as the gum is a real hassle and you need to keep it in your mouth for 3 to 4 hours. When I first ingested the nicotine as it was released from the gum, I was certain that the nausea was a result of a reaction the parasites had to the nicotine. That is the parasites which may have populated my digestive tract. Moreover, initially the skin born parasites had a reflex reaction to the nicotine and they initially emerged in force. But that only lasted a few days and I took the opportunity of their emergence to scrub them off with vigor. As the first few days past, the symptoms began to reduce and reduce, to the point I only now have the sensation of itching, but no crawling or biting. It seems that the adults have been wiped out on the skin, but I feel that there may be a internal component and that's why your diet works, as well as the other meds you refer to. If there is an internal component, this too may answer the question as to why one can't simply end the problem with topical meds as treatments. In this regard, the nicotine works in both domains, as it pervades every cell of the body. As you may be well aware, nicotine is highly toxic and also causes blood vessels to shrink. This is why smokers have such bad skin. But if nicotine is toxic to us, it seems in theory that it is toxic to this vermin. Perhaps smokers have such a high level of nicotine integrated into their system to begin with that this parasite never has the opportunity to establish.”

Well, we both agree, nicotine isn’t fun, but it’s got real potential. I haven’t done the gum, but the patches are terrible—I’m waiting for the drops. With his results, it seems internal application is more effective than external application.
"

Hello Elai,
Sorry to pop your bubble about smokers being immune to this, but I have been smoking 2 packs a day for 35 years and I'm infested with these buggers. The only thing I have found that has any effect on them is Ivermectin, but even if I take it every week for 2 months, they return after I stop for 2 weeks

Come on people... There is NO authoritive book. How can there be a book when people don't even know what this is. Another gimic from George Swartz. And buy the way... The book has been his "NEW BOOK" for 2 years now. Don't waste your money. I bought it! Yeah, I got suckered into it. Its about 20 pages long with no new information. Infact, its VERY old information.

Go to Rense.com and learn what Dr. Hilde says this is. She is the only research Dr actually doing anything of value to find out what this is and a cure. Listen to the talk show Thursday night

Susan,

Thanks for your input!

However, I could not find the information of Dr. Hilde's research in the skin parasite problems on Rense.com.

Please more specific! Thanks again in advance!

Sincerely,

elai