Angel Light Sees Through Walls

Troy Hurtubise claims that he's invented a machine, dubbed
the Angel Light, that can see through walls. It doesn't really matter what the wall is made of: wood, ceramic, steel, tin, titanium, even lead. The Angel Light can see right through it, just as if a window had opened up in the wall. Of course, he built this thing in his garage (where else?). The idea for the invention came to him in a dream, and he built it without the aid of any blueprints, drawings or schematics. Although Troy may hope to one day be known throughout the world as the inventor of the Angel Light, he's already well known as the inventor of the
URSUS MARK VII, a suit that can help a man withstand the attack of a Grizzly Bear (see that suit in the right corner of the thumbnail? That's the Grizzly suit). So from Grizzly Bear suits to Machines That Can See Through Walls. No one can accuse him of not having an interesting resume.
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S_C_L-1 said:
"No, he doesnt understand his own invention. If it defys the laws of physics, who does understand it? lol"
I don't really know where to begin with you. So, your stand is that Troy has invented a machine that HE doesn't understand? Um, how does he know what it does, in that case? And how do YOU know what it does?
"Angel light is the only 1 of his inventions without video recordings of it beeing tested."
How fascinating that the only "invention" of his which violates the known laws of physics just happens to be also the only one for which there is no video. Wow, what a coinkidink! You know, a cynical person might think that that is because the friggin' thing DOESN'T work and therefore can't be shown in operation on tape.
"i suggest taking a lil trip to india my friend...(ive seen it with my own eyes... find something a lil more perplexing next time rasberry)"
Again, you are inscrutable. What, exactly, is it you claim to have seen in India?
"With the magnetic field of the earth, and the energy stored in your electrolytes, it is theoretically possible to levitate or at the least, lower your weight significantly (depending on the atmospheric pressure/the strength of the earths magnetic field at that specific location/the charge in your electrolytes etc)"
Either you can prove that these things happen or you can't. Period. Do you have any idea how infinitesimally small the magnetic effect of the Earth is on your body? Do you SEE people levitating around you? Again, if you believe you can levitate, PROVE IT.
Give me a logical reason that a person who invented an amazing machine that violates all the known laws of physics wouldn't videotape it in operation. You make reference to "initial tests." Why didn't he take the simple step of taping it while he was testing it? You expect us to take his word for this (as you obviously do). Why should we?
"Also, you would c videos/info on his other inventions. NOBEL PRIZE winning inventions i might add!"
OK, you have now left the Realm of Believability. Are you honestly claiming that Troy Hurtubise has won a Nobel Prize??? That claim, of course, is easily checked. WHICH Nobel Prize did he win (there is more than one, you know) and what year did he win it?
"So whom do you think i trust more? a NOBEL PRIZE winner with video footage of his tests or a lil media fanatic who has his head so far up his @$$ that he closes off his mind from anything that would bend the "laws" of physics?"
Your claim that Troy Hurtubise has won a Nobel Prize was SO bizarre that I had to check to see what you could possibly be thinking of.
Guess what: I found it! In 1998, Troy was awarded an IGnobel Prize.
Here you go, see for yourself (look under the 1998 listings):
http://improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html
I was right. You are not to be taken seriously.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Sat Jul 30, 2005 at 03:31 AM
If you take apart what i say into tiny pieces without making any link, ofc i wont make sens. -_-
Personally, it makes no difference in my life (at all) if you disbelieve or believe. But if you hold no respect for him at all, then im eagerly awaiting to c your face on the discovery channel! (altho i doubt that you understood what i meant by that lol)
It's kinda pathetic tho, that humans (in general) believe that science is infallable... that way of thinking had many a great man killed...
"the earth is round!" *dies*
those "laws" of physics are made by men, not by some invisible force or something. laws of physics are the human way of saying "in general, we found it to work like this..."
just cuz you find a diamond on the street doesnt mean theres a mine under the concrete, doesnt mean there isnt tho...(oooo analogys! complicated

lol)
(try to make links between the things i said before trying to flamme me this time)
Posted by S_C_L-1 in Quebec on Sat Jul 30, 2005 at 10:13 PM
Sorry, S_C_L-1, but you lost all credibility as far as I'm concerned when you made your absurd assertion that Troy Hurtubise has won a Nobel Prize. I knew that HAD to be wrong because if it was correct, we certainly would have heard about it before by someone in this thread.
That also would have been news all over the place. Then, when I checked to see what you could possibly be referring to, I discovered that you apparently confused a NOBEL Prize with an Ignobel Prize, which is about as similar to a Nobel as a Golden Raspberry (a "Razzie") is to an Oscar.
In my opinion, you SO want to believe that Troy has made an Earth-shaking discovery that you block out any evidence to the contrary. I'll say it one more time: If Troy's device does what he claims it can do, all he has to do to silence his critics is PROVE IT. If and when he does that, he will actually win that Nobel Prize you thought he already had.
All the wishful thinking in the world does not equal a single shred of actual PROOF.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 12:16 AM
S_L_C-1 said:
"those "laws" of physics are made by men, not by some invisible force or something. laws of physics are the human way of saying "in general, we found it to work like this..."
The laws of physics are discovered through TESTING. We may have theories about how things work but those theories are proven or disproven by TESTING. Those that prove to be accurate are then called "Laws of Physics." Those that don't fall by the wayside.
If Troy Hurtubise has invented something that violates the known laws of physics, he is being negligent by not allowing proper testing of that device. If it does what he claims, he is able to move mankind's knowledge of the world around it by leaps and bounds. Either he is selfishly withholding vital knowledge from his fellow man OR he knows the machine doesn't do the things he has claimed. Take a guess as to which I think is the case.
You can rationalize all you want but you can't get around the fact that no one is obligated to buy his story until he PROVES it to be true.
By the way, when will you apologize to me for the claim that I was being lazy when you have shown that you didn't bother to find out that Troy has never won a NOBEL Prize? A wee bit lax on your part, given that the research needed to disprove your claim took me less than thirty seconds via Google.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 12:24 AM
your not as informed as you think.
Angel light is, as we speak, being researched in europe.
Posted by S_C_L-1 in Quebec on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 12:33 PM
Cites?
Sources?
Europe is a large place, you know...
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 01:32 PM
o ffs. im not a freaking encyclopedia.
Posted by S_C_L-1 in Quebec on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 02:19 PM
Cute. You say it is being researched in Europe and I'm certain that T-Rays are being researched in Europe.
You then say that you aren't a "freaking encyclopedia", but if you actually had any information you could very easily write it.
"Yeah, I read about it on Oxford's website"
Posted by Rawr in Europe on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 06:17 PM
F' this.
I WAS hoping to get a decent conversation on this subject, but all you guys do is put me in a bad mood.
Posted by S_C_L-1 in Quebec on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 09:05 PM
I think what really happened, S_C_L-1, is that you ran into a bunch of people who wouldn't take your vague, unsupported assertions at face value. We ARE having a conversation; you just aren't getting the response you want.
I want you to believe what I'm about to say. If and when Troy Hurtubise proves that his "invention" works as he claims it does, no one will be happier than me. Our world will be a more interesting place and mankind will be better informed about it. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening. The evidence (or lack thereof) suggests that Troy is just telling stories about Angel Light.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Sun Jul 31, 2005 at 10:45 PM
You're wasting your time Cranky Media Guy. S_C_L-1 has no information and refuses to see the very logical point that you are making.
Posted by Rawr on Mon Aug 01, 2005 at 06:12 AM
I think it's strange that this has been discussed so long and with such heat. As far as I know, BayToday's article is the only primary source about the Angel Light, and hardly a valid base for any strong opinion on the validity of the object. I have seen no other media or documentation about the Angel Light, so either it was a hoax (my personal opinion) or hasn't turned out to be what those involved thought it was. The article itself is hearsay, providing no sources, and as far as I can tell is written using only Hurtubise's own words.
Posted by Crazed_Baphomet on Mon Aug 01, 2005 at 08:14 AM
Crazed_Baphomet,
It's been discussed so long and with so much heat for several reasons:
1. The "Angel Light" and associated follow-on articles in baytoday.ca are just plain friggin' hold-your-sides-laughing funny!
2. The fact that they were actually published is even funnier! (But also makes a sad commentary about the state of journalism today.)
3. The fact that people take them seriously is funnier yet! (But also makes a sad commentary about how credulous some people are, and how completely devoid of knowledge about the Scientific Method: what it is, why it's important, how it works and why it works.)
4. There are lots of people in the world who desperately need to learn more about journalistic responsibility, skepticism and the scientific method. Some of these good folks make their needs known by posting statements asserting that Troy's claims are to be taken at face value and/or that inconclusive or nonexistant "evidence" is sufficient to prove Troy's claims and/or their own home-grown "logic" should be used to prove Troy's claims. People like Cranky Media Guy kindly respond to their "calls for help" and take the time to help bring them up to speed.
It's all about having some good laughs and helping people in the process!
That said, this would definately be a shorter thread if so many people didn't insist on trying to revive dead horses: topics that have been beat to death in previous posts that are posted as if the writer has had some new flash of insight ("BUT IT WAS PROVEN ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!! etc.)
Posted by intjudo on Tue Aug 02, 2005 at 01:44 PM
intjudo said:
"People like Cranky Media Guy kindly respond to their "calls for help" and take the time to help bring them up to speed."
Yup, that's me, Benefactor to Mankind. Actually, what the deal is is that, since I've been involved in the Wonderful World O' Hoaxes for a long time now, I just have an highly-evolved BS Detector.
I have no problem at all with hoaxes that are satirical, but stuff like LifeWave is more properly called "fraud" as it takes advantage of people who might well need legitimate medican help (a "lack of energy" may indicate a medical condition).
There's also a part of me that is just amazed when I see adults taken in by what appears to me to be obvious fraud. I wish I was Bill Gates so I could fund teaching awareness of this sort of thing in grade schools all over the country. By the way, I was kidding about the Benefactor of Mankind thing. I'm a big jerk; I just play Benefactor of Mankind on the Web.
Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Tue Aug 02, 2005 at 11:27 PM
Wow, it's been eight months and this is still alive?
Posted by Shazbot! on Sat Aug 06, 2005 at 11:38 AM
WHOO HOO! Another great Hurtubise article!
I came across an old Outside Magazine (May 1997) and threw it on the kitchen table without even noticing the "One Man's Odd Obsession to get Whupped by a Grizzley Bear" headline on the front cover. My wife discovered the article and within minutes, MAN did we have a good laugh.
This is worth a read, as it has a few gems I haven't come across yet. Don't want to spoil them all, but here are a few choice tidbits:
1. Apparently the URSES Mark VII weighs 147 POUNDS!
2. Here's an awesome Hurtubise quote: "This suit, unlike any ever built," he says, jabbing at the air as he speaks, "has not only an exoskeleton, it has an endoskeleton, too."

...Anyone care to take a stab at this one?
3. Three more things Troy promises to revolutionize: Hockey, fire control and riot control! Add 'em to the list!
4. And finally, the characteristic now-you've-got-him-started rant that goes off the deep end:
And he fully expects a corporate backer, probably Japanese, to front him the $500,000 he needs for the Mark VII, the ultimate Ursus suit.
"Total top of the line," Hurtubise says. "I gotta go to NASA for the materials. This suit will have 90 percent flexibility. (-- HUH
--) I can sit down and have a cup of coffee with it on."
"Japan," he says, "has the foresight to say, 'Give this man a half a million dollars, let him build the Mark VII. All we want from it is the blueprints.' And then they'll put $50 million into it and they'll have a suit that will revolutionize fire control. Or riot control: While they're jumping on top of you, you're eating your sandwich inside. The only way you're going to kill the Mark VII is a rogue elephant with fangs. They'll make a billion off it in ten years."
Line by line, man, that is some funny S__T.
I love how he talks about the entire nation of Japan as if he can aggregate all Japanese individuals into some kind of abstracted entity he can wheel-and-deal with directly. He's got this whole sales pitch and he's got himself all revved up to deliver it to "Japan."
At least I don't have to blast Outside Magazine for flaky reporting. The author seems to have tongue firmly in cheek and a wry sense of skepticism.
Anyway the article is online as well as in print, and there are lots of laughs in it I haven't spoiled yet so here you go:
http://outside.away.com/outside/magazine/0597/0597grizzlies.html
Posted by intjudo on Tue Sep 13, 2005 at 07:57 PM
"This 'garage inventor' most likely would not have the inherent smarts to deal with these issues, unless he had a fair amount of formal training, a large test equipment budget, and a lot of money to blow on state of the art hardware. It could be that he does have all of these."
Just like those idiots the Wright brothers and that moron Eli Whitney, right? And George Washington Carver? I don't think HE even had a garage! But Henry Ford did, eventually.

Posted by John on Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 08:44 PM
Well,
I gotta tell you, the article in question didn't seem so tongue in cheek to me. It sounds like the guy is completely sideways, but ya gotta hand it to him; that damn bear suit can take some PUNISHMENT!
And he was inside it the whole time.
The crack about
"I love how he talks about the entire nation of Japan as if he can aggregate all Japanese individuals into some kind of abstracted entity he can wheel-and-deal with directly. He's got this whole sales pitch and he's got himself all revved up to deliver it to "Japan."
Is just plain low. The Arabs sell oil. The Italians are great cooks. The Germans are efficient.
They're called "generalizations". Many of us use them. What planet are you from that you don't get that?
But let me point something out to you crack heads:
Where did he get all the money to build the "Angel Light"? Especially after he was, according to the article, bankrupted by building the bear suit?
My guess is from selling those other inventions of his. Maybe even to Japan!
Posted by John on Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 09:14 PM
re:
"Where did he get all the money to build the "Angel Light"? Especially after he was, according to the article, bankrupted by building the bear suit?
My guess is from selling those other inventions of his. Maybe even to Japan!"
troy's family has made a compfortable living in the scrap metal (recycling) trade. by the way, troy himself worked for many years in the family scrap yard. by dismantling various applicances, cars etc. he no doubt aquired a working knowlege of how things are put together. those skills, when combined with a fertile imagination and a carnival barkers sense of self-promotion have got him the publicity he craves, but i doubt he has made a cent of profit on any invention.
Posted by geebs in north bay, ontario on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 07:36 AM
John,
Granted the Ursus can take a beating - but so can a metal box. Point being, in order to be useful the suit must provide not only protection but mobility. Per copious discussions on this thread it clearly fails to provide mobility and is thus a useless invention.
The futility of the suit is best demonstrated by Troy's own tests of the suit: when's the last time you had a need to stand immobile while your friends hit you with shovels, or swung logs at you from trees, or drove into you with their pickup? In equivalent real-life scenarios you'd want *mobility* so you could get out of the way, or rescue someone, or...*do* something besides stand around.
As for generalizations...granted they're a necessary abstraction that we all are obliged to utilize from time to time. However, abstraction is one thing...having internal *conversations* with you abstractions is another, and I find it amusing. It's like talking with an imaginary friend and relaying the conversation to a news reporter.
Perhaps I'm being "low," but if so it's because I think Troy's delusions are funny and I like poking fun at him and the "reporters" who present his ramblings as "news", not because I'm criticizing Troy for generalizing.
As for your "guess" that he's been paid for his inventions...you seem to be implying that the purchase of one or more of Troy's inventions is proof that they work as advertised. Not true. Given the extraordinary nature of Troy's claims, formal scientific proof is required, or *at least* demonstations of success in real-world situations. Troy has provided no such proof.
Furthermore, you seem to be asserting that we're all a bunch of sloppy thinkers ("crack heads") on this thread, and that your observations are so keen relative to ours that you can trump our entire conversation with a single post.
If you'd bother to read the thread before making such assumptions, you'd have known that there's not a single credible record of *anyone* purchasing an invention of Troy's for *any* real-world application. You'd also know that we've completely dismantled the notion that Troy's "garage inventor" status is relevant to proving the validity or in-validity of his claims.
And if you didn't catch the "tongue in cheek" flavor of the Outside Magazine article I'd suggest reading it again, or perhaps having someone with high-school reading/comprehension skills read it to you.
But thanks for your post, it was good for a few giggles.
Posted by intjudo on Thu Sep 29, 2005 at 10:00 AM
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