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I tried registering, but it wouldn't work :(

Neurocam
A nerve camera? Maybe it's to see how much nerve you have? Kinda like the old MTV show jackass?

Neuro-Linguistic Programming has a Coaching and Mentoring OnLine (CAM for short)http://www.coachingandmentoringonline.com/

I suspect it's some sort of neo-dadaist movement and the name wasn't picked for anything more than phonetic significance.

It now claims not to be an ARG. I'm pretty sure it's related to ShellyInnocence- 'she' mentions it in her webjournal.
I registered, we'll see where this goes! I'm amused that the registration form is from the old Matt's Script Archive.

Wow. Sounds like the movie "The Game."

This link, http://www.vca.unimelb.edu.au/admin/admin_links/projekt/artists/hely.html, suggests that Neurocam's "Robert Henley" is actually artist Robert Hely and that the whole thing is an elaborate art piece.

well i've registered. nothing much has happened yet. maybe its just a collation of names.

I couldn't help it, I registered. We'll see.

I registered too. I just received this response from Neurocam:

Dear Applicant

Thank you for expressing interest in Neurocam.

Your application has been forwarded to a designated officer within the
Human Resources Security Division so that our organization can further
evaluate your suitability for recruitment.

In the interest of facilitating an expedient assessment, the Human
Resources Security Division is currently implementing a series of
background checks.åÊ We apologize in advance for the potentially
intrusive nature of these checks and assure you that Neurocam
International only undertakes this course of action in the interest of
protecting our propriety operational procedures.åÊ Any information
gathered from this historical evaluation will be treated as strictly
confidential.

If your application is successful you will be contacted by Mr. Charles
Hastings, Head of Neurocam International‰Ûªs Operations Division. Mr.
Hastings will further inform you about the nature of the tasks Neurocam
requires you to complete.

An unsuccessful application will result in the cessation of all further
correspondence between Neurocam and yourself.

Neurocam appreciates that, in 83.6% of instances, new applicants
experience a desire to enquire about many issues which may further
enlighten them as to the true nature of Neurocam.åÊ Due to the need to
maintain a high level of operational security Neurocam is unable to
provide much of the information desired by entry level participants.

We can, however, inform you of the following ‰ÛÒ Neurocam is a process
which you are already part of.

Having said this, if you do have any questions, please feel free to
contact me directly. I will endeavor to answer as many of your
enquiries as Neurocam's Organizational Security Guidelines allow.

Thank you once again for expressing interest in Neurocam.åÊ I hope that
your application will be successful and that I will soon have the
pleasure of working with you.

Warm regards,

Maxwell Knight
Head, Human Resources Security Division
Neurocam International
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)

I registered shrub for this. Tee hee.

Oooooook, I registered, and now I am a little freaked out. I have ran detailed searches on the president of this company and this is a little too secret. They spent 10K on a billboard just for people to go to their web site. It seems that no one can hack in their systen. Very strange shit. I also recieved an email just like the one stated earlier.

I registered with neurocam under the following name, with asterisks removed (asterisks so that Neurocam can't Google for the name and find me): J*o*n*e*s S*t*e*v*e*n*s*o*n.

I've been looking around the web, treating it as a joke, and it seems that it's not. Neurocam seem to be pretty well-funded and pretty dedicated to what they do (whatever that is). I'm going to see what happens, keeping regular updates on my blog (http://tohellinamilkfloat.blogspirit.com).

I may at some point cite the Data Protection Act, asking for details of all confidential data they hold on me, and see whether they are willing to provide it. Any assignments I recieve will be posted on my blog if frivolous, and sent to the British Home Office if serious.

Frankly, I don't know whether it's all a joke or not!

You're all getting worked up over nothing, you know...

Using asterisks to protect yourself is pretty sneaky.

Before I got a Gmail account, everywhere I posted would get spammed into oblivion. I had to scramble email addresses all the time to prevent spiders (programs that search the web for email addresses to send spam to) from getting me.

But with gmail, I'm not bothered by spam because I know it can't fill up my inbox no matter how much there is.

I am not making a fuss over nothing. What I'm doing is making far too much of a fuss over something it's not worth bothering about!

No, I mean Neurocam. There's really nothing to it. A lot of the torture accusations are easily proved as false, if you look at the story and the video.

Sounds a bit like Join Me http://www.join-me.co.uk/

Maxwell Knight, Neurocam's supposed Head of Human Resources, Security Division is also the name of a famous and long-dead World War II spy who was good friends with Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond. The character of Bond's boss 'M' was supposedly based on Maxwell Knight.

Hugo Pikestaff, eh?

http://www.shellyinnocence.com/4A.html