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Toma Sota Balcu
The latest craze sweeping through LiveJournal, Xanga, and other blogging communities involves people posting this message on their blogs:A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
It obviously seems to be inspired by the movie The Ring. Other than that I don't know much about this (such as who started it, etc.), though I do know that I'm now safe.
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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It's past midnight and I'm still cool.
Posted by Gigi on Mon Jan 10, 2005 at 11:28 PM
look, it says 11:28pm... still another 32 minutes lol
Posted by Reid on Wed Feb 23, 2005 at 05:35 PM
Posted by Gigi on Mon Jan 10, 2005 at 11:28 PM
look, it says 11:28pm... still another 32 minutes lol
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
fuckin people preyin' on m'OCD
Posted by Kei Kusanagi on Thu Feb 24, 2005 at 06:23 AM
fuckin people preyin' on m'OCD
Well, I found this anagram: A CASUAL MOB TOT
Which makes me think that I'm going to be killed by a well-dressed baby who 'runs a restaurant, and that's all'. Which is only slightly more disturbing than the original version.
But I guess I'm safe; I posted this on my livejournal. Mleh! Mleh, I say!
Posted by KungFuMoose in outside space on Fri Feb 25, 2005 at 04:28 PM
Which makes me think that I'm going to be killed by a well-dressed baby who 'runs a restaurant, and that's all'. Which is only slightly more disturbing than the original version.
But I guess I'm safe; I posted this on my livejournal. Mleh! Mleh, I say!
the word "Toma" means "it takes" in Spanish, if that means anything at all. The other words dont show up in any other language, commonly anyways. Sota is a Japanese name, but thats it. I couldnt find Balcu anywhere. Perhaps this will help in your search a bit.
Posted by Muse in Deadjournal on Sat Feb 26, 2005 at 06:39 PM
there are a series of anagrams, all of which could be the name of the originator and their location:
tom sabo at UCLA
Tom Baso at UCLA
etc.
think it over, or she will kill you.
Posted by deathbot in oakland on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 01:57 PM
tom sabo at UCLA
Tom Baso at UCLA
etc.
think it over, or she will kill you.
lucas boat moat thats the best anagram i found
Posted by will in new jersey on Tue Mar 15, 2005 at 04:18 PM
"Toma sota balcu"
It doesn't seem any OH MY GOD: Dios Mio
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by Sam on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 07:14 AM
It doesn't seem any OH MY GOD: Dios Mio
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why does this sound like something that would be pulled out of The Ring vs The Grudge?
Posted by Nuke on Thu Mar 17, 2005 at 05:30 PM
awww snap! now i'm really freaked out, dammit! in a way i wanna be the brave one and be all 'haha that is so stupid' and in another way i also don't wanna die. but now i'm thinking...what happens to those who DO repost the message, ehh? uh huuuh..
Posted by lily on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 04:38 PM
HA got my google search tho when i saw it on a Ring message board 
Posted by lily on Fri Mar 18, 2005 at 04:40 PM
Just, great. I really wonder if this is real.
Posted by Victoria Timar in California on Sat Mar 19, 2005 at 12:23 PM
Well, considering I've seen it on the top of every page and you lot have posted it again at least half a dozen times, am I going to get a cricket team of evil demon girls turning up tonight?
Do they crawl across the ceiling or what? If they crawl, I don't think they'll fit on my ceiling. They may have to take turns at killing me. Will they form a line or will they wander out and get a drink from the fridge while another one is killing me? If so, could I get them to drink the flat lemonade at the back of the fridge and leave my juice alone?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by Ben on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 02:11 AM
Do they crawl across the ceiling or what? If they crawl, I don't think they'll fit on my ceiling. They may have to take turns at killing me. Will they form a line or will they wander out and get a drink from the fridge while another one is killing me? If so, could I get them to drink the flat lemonade at the back of the fridge and leave my juice alone?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Ben, I think they work by an appointment system if ceiling space is limited.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Mon Mar 21, 2005 at 02:47 AM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."
Posted by matina on Fri Mar 25, 2005 at 09:36 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Posted by Scorpio on Sat Mar 26, 2005 at 12:38 AM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."
Kiss-my-ass
Posted by Right... on Sun Mar 27, 2005 at 12:24 PM
Kiss-my-ass
"A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."
Posted by george on Sun Mar 27, 2005 at 06:06 PM
So, is there supposed to be a time limit as to when this girl gets here, or did she get stuck in traffic, or what?
I've been waiting WEEKS to get a picture of her to post here...
Posted by Rod in the land of smarties. on Sun Mar 27, 2005 at 10:25 PM
I've been waiting WEEKS to get a picture of her to post here...
wow...some people have way too much time on their hands......
Posted by yeah right on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 06:08 PM
while yes this thing would seem that it would be from the ring or the grudge i actually remember getting this thing before either of those movies came out, maybe someone who saw ringu created it? all i know is that this was before those movies and that it is a piece of junk, i never saw her
Posted by Chris in cali on Sat Apr 02, 2005 at 01:19 AM
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