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Toma Sota Balcu
The latest craze sweeping through LiveJournal, Xanga, and other blogging communities involves people posting this message on their blogs:

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

It obviously seems to be inspired by the movie The Ring. Other than that I don't know much about this (such as who started it, etc.), though I do know that I'm now safe.
Categories: Paranormal
Posted by Alex on Mon Jan 10, 2005		 Comments (409)
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I never reposted it, Im still alive.
It's going around myspace now.
I hate people who start these things, I hate the people who get scared thinking its real even more.grin
I find it hard to believe that just because I didn't repost something on the internet that someone is going to kill me. It's all a big joke.
Posted by Josh  in  New Jersey  on  Sun May 01, 2005  at  01:50 PM
Now the "Toma sota balcu" thing is in Myspace.com and making it's way pretty well around. I'm not perpetuating it, just wondering about it though. I hat ethese things personally... but I would just like to commend everyone here, whose posts I've read, on having such a great sense of humor. I rather enjoyed myself, thank you all.

Ben
Posted by Eastonatti  in  Onondaga Nation  on  Mon May 02, 2005  at  04:58 AM
just to be safe

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Posted by joycey  on  Wed May 04, 2005  at  05:27 PM
i think you got the chant wrong, its samoa cat but lo
Posted by retardidid  on  Thu May 05, 2005  at  06:53 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

oh what the heck
Posted by sfk225  on  Thu May 05, 2005  at  07:13 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ... ... ... ... ... ...
Posted by lolo  on  Fri May 06, 2005  at  07:03 PM
A grandma was giving head to a homocidal murderer in 1933. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I like pie it makes me cum." Now that you read the chant, you will meet grandma. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. If you say "Thats my pie kitty" when you see her, you will be safe. Your kindness will be rewarded, besides the fact of everyone knowing how gullible you are.
Posted by Weeeee  on  Sat May 07, 2005  at  10:14 AM
why can't you link to the anagrammeja again?
Posted by i know nothing.  on  Mon May 09, 2005  at  01:49 PM
Regarding Toma Sota Balcu: There are several varying versions of this chain letter. In one, the chant reads "tomo sama te blistat," a little more Latin sounding. Like the game of telephone, the message is altered as it is passed around. For the record, this is all nonsense anyway. The real chant was "Culbo mantakie lokohanan." Someone should put that in the next posting of the chain letter.
Posted by AP  on  Fri May 13, 2005  at  07:02 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

to be safe lol
Posted by bluemanblue  in  LOLerztown  on  Sat May 21, 2005  at  09:24 PM
Just to be safe
Posted by jjcs  in  Calfornia  on  Wed May 25, 2005  at  02:13 PM
I'm a big, fat dork who just watched a scary movie, read a stupid online hoax but now wants a good night's sleep

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
Posted by limevixen  on  Fri May 27, 2005  at  10:03 PM
just being safe...

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Posted by piggypoo  on  Sat May 28, 2005  at  10:32 AM
If the girl died, how do we know what the chant was?
Posted by Joe  in  CT, USA  on  Mon May 30, 2005  at  11:10 AM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

These are rather annoying!!!
Posted by YEAH  in  GA  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  02:12 PM
Jeez...for all those who believe this 'repost or die' junk going around the internet, you all got the chant wrong, its 'Im Sofa King We Todd Ed!' or 'Im Sofa King Gullible!'...oh jeez, i hate all this crap that circulates around these sites...its actually rather irritating
Posted by Picture Perfect  in  behind you  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  04:59 PM
LOL

Thank you, Picture Perfect.
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Tue May 31, 2005  at  05:09 PM
See, this makes no sence.
A homicidal murderer?
I'd like to meet a murderer who wasn't homicidal.
Posted by Maddy  on  Wed Jun 01, 2005  at  08:14 PM
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, JOE....hahahahahha.... That's why i never pay any attention to these kind of crap....
Posted by LameAss  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  01:23 PM
Good one, Joe....hahahahahah
Posted by Lame  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  01:27 PM
rolleyes

We heard you the first time, 'lame'.

Assuming it wasn't a pile of pish (which it obviously is) I'd assume it was the murderer who 'spread' the 'curse'....
Posted by Boo  in  The Land of the Haggii...  on  Thu Jun 02, 2005  at  01:31 PM
I can't believe the idiots are still posting it
Posted by Herenya  on  Sat Jun 04, 2005  at  08:51 AM
Some tool posted it under a "Bad Boys II" message board in IMDB, and you should see all the responses.......click on my url to see it.
Posted by Jeffro  on  Tue Jun 07, 2005  at  09:17 AM
I dont care if this story is real or not. I will be waiting for this girl. Little girls dont scare me. This girl will have something else to fear besides suffocating, she will have to fear the night. She will fear me.

Batman
Posted by Batman  in  Gotham  on  Wed Jun 08, 2005  at  10:14 PM
fuck it.

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Posted by me  in  here  on  Fri Jun 17, 2005  at  08:09 PM
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

little girls are the worst kind :O
Posted by meh  on  Sun Jun 19, 2005  at  04:22 PM
PATHETIC BS-A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted '' toma sota balcu'' as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she wont bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Posted by someone  on  Sun Jun 19, 2005  at  04:49 PM
So how did anybody find out about it without the ability to post on message boards in 1933....? DUH!!!!!
Posted by Matt  in  USA  on  Wed Jun 22, 2005  at  08:37 PM
thats the biggest pile of crap i've heard but........
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
lol, sry but i'll have nightmares if i don't!!!
Posted by katie  on  Thu Jun 30, 2005  at  07:47 AM
Come on! You idiots are recognizing what bullsh|t this is, and yet you're still posting it over and over again. Grow up!
Posted by Matt  on  Thu Jun 30, 2005  at  08:19 AM
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