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Monkeys pick cotton, a 19th-century urban legend
Lord Gordon-Gordon, robber of the robber barons, 1871
Did Paul McCartney die on Nov. 9, 1966?
Can a bar of soap between your sheets ease muscle cramps?
The Crown Prince Regent of Thulia, 1954
Stotham, Massachusetts: the town that didn't exist, 1920
Mencken's fake history of the bathtub, 1917
Prankster causes volcano to erupt, 1974
The worms inside your face
The Great Electric Sugar Swindle, 1884
Is Jim Morrison Alive?
image Most people think the musician Jim Morrison, lead singer for the Doors, died in Paris on July 3, 1971. But Gerald Pitts says that he "discovered Jim Morrison Living on a Ranch in the Pacific Northwest in the summer of 1998." According to him, Morrison is living a quiet life as an American cowboy "away from the Hollywood scene." Even though Morrison evidently engineered an elaborate death hoax to escape publicity, he agreed to appear on film for Pitts. You can buy a copy of this film for only $24.95 (shipping is extra). Pitts' site includes a video comparing the features of Jim Morrison the fifty-something cowboy to Jim Morrison the twenty-something singer. However, no matter how many times I watch the video, I just don't see any similarity.
Categories: Celebrities, Death
Posted by The Curator on Mon Jan 03, 2005
Comments (1942)
Good God.We reach we fall.Listen,on the contrary.The Admiral was quite honored to have his son buried in the poet's corner,next to Oscar Wilde.ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟ
Posted by horses honor  in  morrison land  on  Fri May 14, 2010  at  12:41 PM
and one must not forget Shakespeare!
Posted by JLizard  in  Buddapest  on  Fri May 14, 2010  at  07:37 PM
Lorraine Widen, please PM me through the Doors board. I saw D.s latest tweet and it scared me. Please let me know if D and C (and SK) are okay. Thank you.
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Sat May 15, 2010  at  11:39 PM
What relly gets me is the fact his Mom and Dad never had his body moved back to the states.
The Navy Admiral would never leave his son buried on Foreign soil. Could it be that the grave is empty ?
Posted by I Know in Near on Thu May 13, 2010 at 12:50 PM

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I have to agree with the above post. Our Military always bring back the Dead.

They have X-Ray Technology that can scan the grave to show if a body is there. Has this ever been done.
Posted by Peabody  in  In the Past  on  Sun May 16, 2010  at  02:33 AM
The military brings back its dead killed in battle. Jim was not killed in battle, at least not literally.

His physical remains are buried in the Poets' Corner of one of the most famous and historic cemeteries in the world, just as he wanted them to be.
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Sun May 16, 2010  at  09:57 AM
This isn't the place for certain peoples problems,life, to be aired Janet.When you open pandora's box,there are those that you DONT know that get hurt.What does one have to do with the other??Don't answer that.Your concern is understandable.But please.
Posted by horses hunger  in  morrison land  on  Sun May 16, 2010  at  10:44 AM
I certainly didn't mean to hurt you, Horse, and it hurts me to know you were hurt, believe me. Please forgive me. (My excuse: I didn't read upthread so I didn't see your earlier post which even included the Greek.)

But please also check your LL PMs tomorrow (I'm too tired to write anything more tonight). I saw D's latest Tweet last night--the one dated last Thursday--and it made me cry.

We really, really need to talk. I apologize for wimping out last fall, but dealing with my own family is stress enough most of the time, know what I mean? (Of course that's a rhetorical question. wink grin )
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Sun May 16, 2010  at  10:56 PM
Oh, and btw, Horse--I don't even remember posting that plea to Lorraine Widen last night. I'm afraid I made the same mistake I always make when I'm waiting for the charcoal to reach the right stage before putting the steak on to broil: I had a couple of glasses of the excellent Merlot I'd bought to accompany said steak, and of course washed down said (excellent sirloin) steak with the rest of said bottle.

The ol' metabolism not being even close to what it used to be, I'm mortified to admit that an amount that wouldn't have fazed me even ten years ago, knocks me for a loop these days, especially when I've drunk some of it on an empty stomach.

Once again, my apologies.
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  12:19 AM
Does anyone read this shit?! My god, it's a bunch of ignorant ramblings.
Posted by Laughing my ass off  in  Who cares  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  01:34 AM
Apparently u r reading but"who cares" right? Go "laugh your ass off" some place else.u must be the same "ignorant" person who likes to bother us with your "ignorant" comments.
Posted by anonymous  in  anonymous  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  06:10 AM
Janet,
That is so funny. I didn't have the merlot, but I did have sirloin steaks and I basted them in port. With what I know, I do think that I am Merlin sometimes.
Posted by JLizard  in  Seymour, IN  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  07:16 AM
Thank you Janet for being kind to me.Appreciated.I do think you have me mistaken for someone else tho.Last fall?Don't know what that's about.LL PM's?Don't have them. One having to do with the other didn't mean posts.Yes,I do get hurt when a soar spot gets touched.This might just be one of the strangest lives I've ever known.
Posted by horses Crown  in  morrison land  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  10:17 AM
Ooops, sorry about that. LL=Lizard Lounge and PM=Personal Message, the LL's private messaging system.

The person I mistook you for, as well as his friend (and webmaster) whose tweet* so upset me, both posted on the LL for a week or two last year, though it was actually last summer, not last fall as I thought I remembered.

*She'd PMed me links to her Twitter and MySpace pages about a year ago, so that's how I saw the tweet that upset me so much; and as of Saturday night, when I posted that panicky (and drunken) message for another friend of hers, she hadn't posted on her MySpace page for several days either.

However, she posted on the MySpace page yesterday, so if I'd thought to check it before I posted here last night I would have saved us all a lot of confusion. tongue wink

If I can contact her through the MySpace page without having to register with MySpace myself I'll do it--concern for her was the chief reason I "really, really" needed to talk to the person I mistook you for, but just to be on the safe side (assuming that person is aware of this site and this interminable thread, and if his LL account is still active wink ) I'll send them both a PM with an email addy where they can reach me directly--assuming either one wants to--without them having to go through the LL or me having to go through MySpace or whatever.

I'll also explain what I meant by "wimping out" last summer, though I expect she already knows. She just doesn't know why.
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  04:50 PM
Um I'm going to hold my tongue,and make a call.I'm way closer than u can even imagine.I rock this world honey.Want to talk?Don't answer that. lol.
Posted by horses internal injuries  in  morrison land  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  06:48 PM
This is Floyd Bocox,
Bottom line you do not pass on a Millon Dollars and a Reality Show with the William Morris Agency.
That was my deal brought to the table and Cliff and his Fake mom passed on the deal. Cliff knew he would have to take the DNA test and the Scam was over. Ask any of the band members from the past and they all will tell you that it was total bullshit! Lorine Widen portrays to be Cliffs mom but she is not,she is part of the Scam also. Anybody thinking about investing in this false concept of Cliff is the son of Jim Morrison, look what happend to me i got ripped off like other people did. Alan Graham Jim Morrison brother inlaw also got Scamed and he tryed to warn me about them but i didnt listen,which i should of but that was the lesson for me to check the back grounds of other Artists and employes for the future. Just another "Bernie Madoff jr"
Posted by floyd bocox  in  San Pedro  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  08:04 PM
Get off this site, Botox you creep, and do it now.

SCAT!
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  08:28 PM
Janet.I called and left a her a message.I will let her know that you would like to speak to her regarding the concerns you had,and let her take it from there smile
Posted by horses blinders  in  morrison land  on  Mon May 17, 2010  at  08:58 PM
Janet

Are you a BIG FAT OLD LADY ?
Posted by Spooky  in  Up Yours  on  Tue May 18, 2010  at  11:16 AM
In regards to Janet the "BIG FAT OLD LADY"
Please tell me why would somebody would pass on a Million Dollars and a Reality Show from the William Morris Agency. Dont you think that in these times where 12 Million jobs have been lost
that even one Million Dollars sounds good!! To me I would love to have a Million Dollars in the account and a Reality Show that would have been great!! So to the Fat Lady you must be a Stooge like the rest of them. One more time Cliff would have to take a DNA test and he would not pass the test. Thats why Cliff and his fake mom would not do the deal. I hope you get it!!
Cause everybody in the industry here in los angeles does and Cliffs criminal history is not good @ all for the second time for Armed robbery and evading the police this year 2010.
The time i spent two years with them and supported them with a house,food,transportation,gas,dinners,flying his girlfriend in and getting stuck buying food and Diapers for his mommas baby also for Cliff. Like i said just ask the band members and thats a wrap,Cliff is not Jims son but a Scam Artist just like Lorraine Widen who is not his mom,who says she is but the band members from the past and the last crew from San Pedro all know that is all lies !! Its to late no more Scams on innocent people who have lost monies on false dreams and dont you feel bad for all the band members who worked so hard to make it and be let down and all there dreams gone!! There has been over 60 band members over the years and they all get it!!
Cliff is the Big Pretender!! So to the OLD FAT LADY stay in New Mexico and leave the Show biz to the real players.
Posted by floyd bocox president for lizardsun entertainment  in  San Pedro  on  Tue May 18, 2010  at  12:56 PM
Posted by I know in near on Mon Apr 12, 2010 at 09:50 AM
I have a good friend who is in the biz and has told me that Jim lives in South Jersey outside of Philly. He has met him and only will tell me the general area

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I know that Jim's Nephew lives in New Jersey so this could be for real
Posted by The Kid  in  The Old West  on  Tue May 18, 2010  at  04:01 PM
Floyd,
Just because no one views your youtube videos doesn't mean its cool for you to come here years later and beg your case. We respect your space so please respect ours by staying away.
Posted by JLizard  in  Crothersville, IN  on  Tue May 18, 2010  at  07:33 PM
Nicely said, JLizard.

For the life of me I don't understand why Cliff and his mother haven't sued the living shite out of this lying grifter (Bocox, not Loyer), but I suspect it has something to do with the fact that Bocox's partner in sleaze is--or was-- Cliff's uncle (by marriage, not blood).
Posted by Janet Erwin  in  New Mexico  on  Tue May 18, 2010  at  11:57 PM
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