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Is Jim Morrison Alive?
Most people think the musician Jim Morrison, lead singer for the Doors, died in Paris on July 3, 1971. But Gerald Pitts says that he "discovered Jim Morrison Living on a Ranch in the Pacific Northwest in the summer of 1998." According to him, Morrison is living a quiet life as an American cowboy "away from the Hollywood scene." Even though Morrison evidently engineered an elaborate death hoax to escape publicity, he agreed to appear on film for Pitts. You can buy a copy of this film for only $24.95 (shipping is extra). Pitts' site includes a video comparing the features of Jim Morrison the fifty-something cowboy to Jim Morrison the twenty-something singer. However, no matter how many times I watch the video, I just don't see any similarity.Posted By: Alex | Date: Sun Jan 02, 2005 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 1266
Category: Celebrities, Death
Category: Celebrities, Death
Listed in chronological order. Newest comments at the end.
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Ok. That was OFFICIALLY... the funniest fuckin thing I have EVER written in my ENTIRE LIFE.
Who da FUCK gets it?
Hrrm? ohhhh... all my best jokes..
HARRISON FORD. Roadie for the Doors. Damned good looking.
People, turn for ur w1ck3d ways to SLACK of the Church of the SUBGENIUS. Then, you won't need ur pretty boy secret societies.
Hrrm?
U can put THIS in ur pipe and smoke it. BIG BOB IS HERE AND HE IS AAAAANNNNGRRRY.
No tattler ray will save you now...
No. U r stuck here. Doomed. To play out your little role set for you. Like. Long, long before. Mr Smart Pants and Ms Smarty Pants and COMPANY.
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE HOLY SLAAAACK????
Slack is the Way.
*sigh* More Deep Delusion for your fat stomachs and your slick flesh ever so eager for death? Wut about DINOSAURS? And time before...
Time. Travel.
Im a joker. I do as I pleeze.
Put that in ur pipe & smoke it.
OK.. Neil Young. Old Man. Excuse me while I cut out my eyeballs. We lived a life of pain and fire.
FUCK U MORTALS.
AND GOODNIGHT.
Posted by SuperClown in Uranus on Sun Nov 08, 2009 at 12:21 AM
Who da FUCK gets it?
Hrrm? ohhhh... all my best jokes..
HARRISON FORD. Roadie for the Doors. Damned good looking.
People, turn for ur w1ck3d ways to SLACK of the Church of the SUBGENIUS. Then, you won't need ur pretty boy secret societies.
Hrrm?
U can put THIS in ur pipe and smoke it. BIG BOB IS HERE AND HE IS AAAAANNNNGRRRY.
No tattler ray will save you now...
No. U r stuck here. Doomed. To play out your little role set for you. Like. Long, long before. Mr Smart Pants and Ms Smarty Pants and COMPANY.
HOW DARE YOU IGNORE HOLY SLAAAACK????
Slack is the Way.
*sigh* More Deep Delusion for your fat stomachs and your slick flesh ever so eager for death? Wut about DINOSAURS? And time before...
Time. Travel.
Im a joker. I do as I pleeze.
Put that in ur pipe & smoke it.
OK.. Neil Young. Old Man. Excuse me while I cut out my eyeballs. We lived a life of pain and fire.
FUCK U MORTALS.
AND GOODNIGHT.
/me slowly backs away
Less tabs! More Saaaaaake!
Mr Mojo Risin, Jim Morrison is alive. Good to see he is going public.
When's the next book of poetry? Or an autobiography? He should share his interesting life with everyone else.
Posted by Mikusa Sashi in Japan on Tue Nov 10, 2009 at 01:21 PM
Less tabs! More Saaaaaake!
Mr Mojo Risin, Jim Morrison is alive. Good to see he is going public.
When's the next book of poetry? Or an autobiography? He should share his interesting life with everyone else.
Childrens books written with the hands of a bricklayer named Cowboy Bill. Paintings? A poem? Some appearences hopefully. Awesome
Posted by David Logan in Helena, Montana on Wed Nov 11, 2009 at 02:17 AM
Hey David,
Good to hear from you. If no news is good news then I think we're all doing great. Have you heard anything from Bill lately?
Posted by JLizard in Crothersville, IN on Wed Nov 11, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Good to hear from you. If no news is good news then I think we're all doing great. Have you heard anything from Bill lately?
Shore haven't.
Posted by David Logan in Helena, Montana on Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 01:47 AM
Newcomers can go to Highmountainrogue.com or Rodeoswest.com and see Jim for the first time.
Information was gathered around the year 2000 A.D. or common era if you prefer.
Highmountainrogue.com is a media buff, fan and friend of Jim Morrison.
Rodeoswest.com was put together by an auctioneer, cowboy, photoghrapher and producer.
Both are seperate entities. Both are copyrighted.
Go there...
Posted by David Logan in Helena, Montana on Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 02:32 AM
Information was gathered around the year 2000 A.D. or common era if you prefer.
Highmountainrogue.com is a media buff, fan and friend of Jim Morrison.
Rodeoswest.com was put together by an auctioneer, cowboy, photoghrapher and producer.
Both are seperate entities. Both are copyrighted.
Go there...
The only thing I see at that site is the woman.
Would someone like to explain who she is.
Posted by Peter Kaska in PAIN on Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Would someone like to explain who she is.
Posted by JLizard in Crothersville, IN on Thu Nov 12, 2009 at 03:35 PM
We're funny. We don't like to let go of the fantasies we grew up with. Especially when they make so much sense. I cried in 1971 when Jim died. His poetry made so much sense. But----I know in my heart that Jim is gone. And he would be the first to admit that he was a true alcoholic. Albeit a beautiful, intelligent one. But a alcoholic just the same. And alcoholics only care about one thing--their next drink. Jim is not alive--not on this plane. But he is waiting for his true love to join him in his dimension, for that is his only goal--to be joined with his one true love. Someone he would be with now if only he could have waited for her. And he is truly sorry he left her too early. Jim is dead and he only wants to wait for his one and only true love, Rebecca. Stephan, are you there?
Posted by Adele in New York on Fri Nov 13, 2009 at 05:20 PM
Jim was NOT an alcoholic.
You try playing Mr Wake Me Up in the land of the dead.
...
As he said, it was a great disguise and a way to talk to ***holes.
Still is.
...
Read his poetry and see otherwise. As for his "true love"... Jim has at least one wife and at least three kids. All who love him dearly.
At least.
Jim is a loving, sensitive, kind person.
Other poster:
The woman at that site is his daughter. Clearly.
Thanks Jim, for confirming that.
As for the daughter... I am sure you are greatly loved.
Posted by Buddha in Wakey Land on Fri Nov 13, 2009 at 08:02 PM
You try playing Mr Wake Me Up in the land of the dead.
...
As he said, it was a great disguise and a way to talk to ***holes.
Still is.
...
Read his poetry and see otherwise. As for his "true love"... Jim has at least one wife and at least three kids. All who love him dearly.
At least.
Jim is a loving, sensitive, kind person.
Other poster:
The woman at that site is his daughter. Clearly.
Thanks Jim, for confirming that.
As for the daughter... I am sure you are greatly loved.
"Bill".
'Don't ever call me that.'
My credenciales.
Let me tell you about going alive into the grave. About having someone who loves you for who you are.
No... no, no, no.
What we needed was a witness. A companion, into this dark cave. Someone to go with us down into the ...
Ryhmes with "cave".
Thank you and chuck... for saving.
I am so, very... very sorry... for tricking you, always.
Pls see beyond that. And know, we watch you, and always have.
Regardless, u r the only one who knows the truth and could believe it.
That loneliness.
You know. One more year. Till this "shithouse" - *cough* - goes up in flames.
I am sorry. For pretending.
Urs truly,
Ur Best Friend.
Posted by Magic Shade Mask Joshua in Vahalla on Fri Nov 13, 2009 at 08:20 PM
'Don't ever call me that.'
My credenciales.
Let me tell you about going alive into the grave. About having someone who loves you for who you are.
No... no, no, no.
What we needed was a witness. A companion, into this dark cave. Someone to go with us down into the ...
Ryhmes with "cave".
Thank you and chuck... for saving.
I am so, very... very sorry... for tricking you, always.
Pls see beyond that. And know, we watch you, and always have.
Regardless, u r the only one who knows the truth and could believe it.
That loneliness.
You know. One more year. Till this "shithouse" - *cough* - goes up in flames.
I am sorry. For pretending.
Urs truly,
Ur Best Friend.
Jimbo is alive and well somehow. His closest girlfriend told us that in 1972, 73 and 74. He is not buried in the grave in Paris, France. He has shown us that. Several of us know him and most are friends including doctors, musicians, lay people, cowboys, even law enforcement and quite a few street folks. A retired Paramount sound tech knew Jim then and knows him now. This is the man.
Posted by David Logan in Helena, Montana on Sat Nov 14, 2009 at 04:26 PM
JLizzard,
I'm sorry if you took my comments personally..there are so many different names on this site ..I get a bit confused as to who wrote what!..I'll mail you personally to avoid confusion in future if that's ok with you. I didn't think that it was you picking up on religeon..I'll continue in your email if thats ok...cheers Lizz
Posted by Andrew Carpenter in London, England on Sun Nov 15, 2009 at 05:11 PM
I'm sorry if you took my comments personally..there are so many different names on this site ..I get a bit confused as to who wrote what!..I'll mail you personally to avoid confusion in future if that's ok with you. I didn't think that it was you picking up on religeon..I'll continue in your email if thats ok...cheers Lizz
A reflexion'
Three days ago I drove down the Amalfi coast towards Santa Margherita, Rapallo and PortoFino in my new kewl car..I sat in the cafe on the quay facing towards Browns Castle and ate a toastie and jug of beer.A bunch of middle aged American ladies gathered around me and were very upset about my public school English accent. For the record ladies..I'm not Jim Morrison..I'm way younger than he ever was..I'm a Barrister with lung dissease who just tries to rescue abused children..if I can do that in the eight months left to me..I'll be happy..John..please tell thm I'm not morrison.
Posted by Andrew Carpenter in London, England on Sun Nov 15, 2009 at 06:18 PM
Three days ago I drove down the Amalfi coast towards Santa Margherita, Rapallo and PortoFino in my new kewl car..I sat in the cafe on the quay facing towards Browns Castle and ate a toastie and jug of beer.A bunch of middle aged American ladies gathered around me and were very upset about my public school English accent. For the record ladies..I'm not Jim Morrison..I'm way younger than he ever was..I'm a Barrister with lung dissease who just tries to rescue abused children..if I can do that in the eight months left to me..I'll be happy..John..please tell thm I'm not morrison.
Wow, i havent stopped by in months, and its the same ole cesspool. what a shame too. I have nothing to add, but i tell you this.. If anyone wants to be first, he must make himself last
Posted by Changeling in PA on Sun Nov 15, 2009 at 08:01 PM
Andrew,
We wish you the best with you medical condition. I had no idea. You are not Jim Morrison indeed, but you have been a friend to him in this his hour of need.
Posted by JLizard in Crothersville, IN on Sun Nov 15, 2009 at 08:30 PM
We wish you the best with you medical condition. I had no idea. You are not Jim Morrison indeed, but you have been a friend to him in this his hour of need.
Many thanks Jlizzard
Posted by Andrew Carpenter in London on Tue Nov 17, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Andrew Carpenter is not Jim Morrison. Why would anyone think that. Huh.
"Andrew"? I mean. WTF. What a lame ass name. Almost as fucking lame as "William".
Thanks, dad.
Andrew, we will mourn your passing. With fucking candles that smell real nice. Love you.
U guys want to know what smells real nice? Horny brazilian gurls and their wet thighs.
I have cancer. Terminal illness.
But those damned horney brazilian girls and their wet thighs.
MOTHER HELP ME.
Jokin.
FUCK YOU.
Posted by John in Alaska on Tue Nov 17, 2009 at 06:59 PM
"Andrew"? I mean. WTF. What a lame ass name. Almost as fucking lame as "William".
Thanks, dad.
Andrew, we will mourn your passing. With fucking candles that smell real nice. Love you.
U guys want to know what smells real nice? Horny brazilian gurls and their wet thighs.
I have cancer. Terminal illness.
But those damned horney brazilian girls and their wet thighs.
MOTHER HELP ME.
Jokin.
FUCK YOU.
Sorry, folks. Jim is alive.
Posted by Jim in North Dakota on Tue Nov 17, 2009 at 09:08 PM
Guys. I am not Jim Morrison. No, no, no. Some guy is trying to set me up as Jim. He is clearly a spy. A SPY. Jim is a noble, non-spy guy. Guy's how could you think otherwise? Jim NEVER worked for the CIA regardless of what you felons say.
Posted by Andrew Willam Carpenter in London, England on Tue Nov 17, 2009 at 09:13 PM
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