Imagine John Lennon Singing Pro-War Songs in Heaven
Ever wondered how John Lennon is getting along in Heaven? According to 'internationally known' psychic Linda Polley he's doing very well. She's been channeling his spirit and reporting on what's going on with him. You can read all the latest news on the John Lennon and George Harrison's Official Website from the Afterlife. The biggest surprise is that John has "officially divorced his former partner Yoko Ono Lennon for her support of homosexuality" and decided to marry a dancer named Mary Marie Francesca. Oh, and John has also penned many news songs, which he shares with the people back on earth via Linda Polley. Most of the songs are about his new pro-war views and his strong support for the Bush administration's policies in Iraq. For instance, one recent work is titled Hussein's Butt Song (it's all about how we kicked Hussein's butt), and there's also the catchy Vote for Allawi! To be honest, I'm not sure whether or not any of this is meant to be taken seriously (I kind of suspect it is). But one thing I do find oddly incongruous. Linda Polley claims that all the songs have been composed by John Lennon, and yet she simultaneously makes a point of claiming copyright, warning that "None of the lyrics or the audio files may be copied without the precise consent of Speaker Linda Polley." But if John Lennon wrote the songs, why does she own the copyright?Posted By: Alex | Date: Mon Dec 27, 2004 | Permalink |
Total Comments: 35
Category: Celebrities, Entertainment, Paranormal
Category: Celebrities, Entertainment, Paranormal
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John Lennon was a good friend to Raoul...I was there on this Lost Weekend with Him and Harry Nilsonn, and I drank too much of the tequila...If you play his great song cover of "Stand By Me", you will hear Raoul singing loud and drunkenly in the back ground. I was not Standing, though...I lay on the floor with my tequila and vomit...that I do not do any more, so don't get me started, okay? Ha ha ha... Rrrraoul
Posted by Raoul on Tue May 31, 2005 at 05:14 PM
Boy, it took me a while to find one of those cybercafés up here. I could've asked the Lord about it, but He's always so busy... Anyway, as most of you've guessed already, the songs aren't mine, in fact, I don't want anything to do with them, and I find it a shame someone would do such a thing in a dead man's name, but you know people and what they'd do for a few minutes of fame...
So yeah, Linda can keep her copyrights alright.
Peace to you on Earth,
John Winston Ono Lennon (late)
P.S.: Indeed, I still love Mother and I always will.
Posted by John Winston Ono Lennon (late) in Heaven on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 12:58 AM
So yeah, Linda can keep her copyrights alright.
Peace to you on Earth,
John Winston Ono Lennon (late)
P.S.: Indeed, I still love Mother and I always will.
Wow, what a deranged creep. I just wanted to mention that there are pictures circulating of Yoko doing performance art, and in the pics, once can see a spirit orb resting practically right on her right ear, with another sizeable, good looking one behind her. These are good orbs, not to be mistaken for camera glare or dust on the lens - they glow and vibrate. I just have to wonder who those spirits are on stage with her. I wouldn't be surprised if John has made himself known to her since his demise. She is very intelligent and has a spiritual life.
How long has it been and it still seems like yesterday.
Posted by Chris Kaye in Chicago, IL on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 07:31 PM
How long has it been and it still seems like yesterday.
How to hear John Lennon singing IMGINE online?
Posted by Ernane in Vitória - Brazil on Sat Oct 01, 2005 at 08:36 AM
i've had the aweful priveledge of meeting this lady in a chat room. I did everything i could not to call her a quack and calling the nut house on her!
i mean, how can she believe these things?
i do believe in the afterlife, but y on earth(or heaven) would john lennon write such sucky songs that the melodies sound more like "row, row, row your boat" than any good musical composition?
she is a nut, her husband is a nut, and i just hope that someday they realize it and take back all they have said to disrespect lennon and god himself!
Posted by summer in alberta, canada on Sat Nov 05, 2005 at 10:21 PM
i mean, how can she believe these things?
i do believe in the afterlife, but y on earth(or heaven) would john lennon write such sucky songs that the melodies sound more like "row, row, row your boat" than any good musical composition?
she is a nut, her husband is a nut, and i just hope that someday they realize it and take back all they have said to disrespect lennon and god himself!
hey man its all true, George 'n Mary Queen of Scots live right across the street from me, I see John all the time. I'm in a April Wine tribute band with Hendrix, Joplin, and Johnny Ramone.
Posted by the fat guy from Canned Heat ;-) on Wed Dec 21, 2005 at 08:30 AM
what a loony. If there really is a heaven, John Lennon must be pretty pissed by this. 
Posted by lennon fan in california on Fri Dec 23, 2005 at 07:56 PM
I am glad to have come accross this site in order to express my opinion. Linda Polley is a liar. May I add: "When Linda Polley speaks, no one listens".
Posted by Hugo in USA on Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 05:25 AM
Linda Polley , please stop trying to b/s people.
Posted by Lennon fan in Earth on Fri Apr 07, 2006 at 05:29 AM
John Lennon Is A Legend
Now All Of You Lot Know Nothing Leave him to rest in Peace his music is the best ever
Posted by Kellie in Uk on Fri Apr 13, 2007 at 02:15 AM
Now All Of You Lot Know Nothing Leave him to rest in Peace his music is the best ever
Why would John choose to write songs from beyond the grave through this freak instead of someone else, such as, oh I don't know, the other two living Beatles, old friends of his, his children? I mean com e on, why would he go through some random woman he'd never met before.
Posted by Random Person in Earth on Sun Dec 02, 2007 at 11:44 AM
The songs belong to John Lennon,It is his property.On one has the right to own it.
Posted by prasala on Thu Jul 24, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Have you heard John's most recent song from the afterlife? It's called "Polley's Gone-a Crackers". 
Posted by Cherita in East coast on Fri Jan 16, 2009 at 02:07 AM
The first 2 links above are now Errors, so Linda's Websites must have been put out of business--if they ever existed in the first place!
Posted by PatBB in NC on Sat Sep 12, 2009 at 09:21 PM
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