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I'm sure you mean "Donder", not "Donner". It's an oft-repeated, and even oft-published mistake, but it really should be "Donder," male or female.

I've seen lots of different stories about the reindeer's names. Isn't there a debate over whether or not Blitzen is actually supposed to be Blitzem?

"Donner und blitzen" is German for "thunder and lightning," but there is a lot of variation in different German dialects, so "Donder" is probably also possible, and the variation "Blitzem" may even exist (though it sounds a bit more like Yiddish than High German).

As to whether male reindeer can have antlers at Christmastime, I think I'll check with my brother at the University of Alaska (where some of the world's leading experts on reindeer biology also work). If I find out the answer, I'll post it here. Stay tuned.

It's a convoluted story (at least, as much as is known about it) that's guaranteed to bore the hell out of people at your next dinner party.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp

Hmm, so they were originally called "Dunder and Blixem" (which is Dutch, as is at least part of our Santa Claus tradition), which gradually morphed into "Donner and Blitzen" (which means the same thing in German).
I'm glad to know this, but, as you say, Charybdis, I don't think I'll ever be able to repeat it without boring the life out of the listener.

I also saw this email with the line...
Who else would be able to haul a fat guy around & still be on time without losing their way??

...it was something like that anyway.

The reindeer may not be the only ladies along on that sleighride.
"Santa" is the Spanish and Italian title for a female saint ("San" is the masculine equivalent). So maybe Rudolph's boss is a bearded lady, and maybe "Kris Kringle" is short for "Kristina Kringle."

I always wondered about the Santa part. I just figured it was a lost in translation thing like the reindeer names.

I don't know about all you Northern Hemisphere types, but here in the south of Sydney, Australia, we have a national park which rivals Yellowstone as one of the world's oldest gazetted national parks. Some idiot, over a hundred years ago, thought it would be nice to be able to ride to hounds and released a number of Rusa deer, rabbits and foxes into Royal National Park (the 'Royal' got added over a hundred years after the Park was gazetted). So much for our extremely delicate ecological balance - foxes hunt native wildlife; deer have hard hooves which cut the delicate plant roots on the sandy soil and muddy the waterholes. Hunting is now banned (it's a national park) so we now have deer in plague proportions which emerge each night and rampage through our gardens. Our Christmas is a summer one, but the stags definitely have antlers while the females do not. We went for a walk on Christmas Eve and saw a herd of about two dozen about to stroll around the village for their nightly munch. Santa, please take ours!

"it does look like it's more probable that Donner, Blitzen, and the rest of them are female, based on the antler evidence."

So I guess this also confirms that Santa must have recruited his reindeer from somewhere where it is Winter. I mean, otherwise it would be more probable that they were male.

hey santa
i'm 10 know n i have to say is dancer a girl and is there any outher girls on ur slay that help?
has rudolf got a girlfriend

How about the fact that they supposedly FLY aroudn the ENTIRE WORLD in 1 night and deliever presents to children. I think they can be whetever the hell they want because last time I checked none of the reindeer we have can fly. For all we know Santa's reindeer could have no sex and just be animals. They fly for christ's sake.

Males: Donder, Dasher, Cupid, Prancer
Females: Comet, Blitzen, Dancer, Vixen

Some male reindeer have been reported to keep their antlers as late as April, so there definitely could be male reindeer pulling the sleigh. Besides, all of the reindeer aren't females because Santa Claus is an equal opportunity employer.

The beginning of winter is December 21st. They lose their antlers DURING the beginning of winter. This allows enough time to have their antlers on the 25, also, Santa's reindeer are magical, so they don't have to follow the laws of normalness!! Also, they couldn't be female. Females would stop and ask for directions, and that would take more time!! So HAH!

Well, it's my professional opinion that the reindeer can be male or female, probably half and half, because they're magical anyhow, and the facts state they could be either. Also, they shouldn't need to stop and ask for directions! They just land on every roof top and Santa does the rest! Plus, they've been doing the same trip for how long now? How could they need directions?!