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SHANE WROTE:
'fag wear'

Shane, did you know that an obsessions with someone's sexual orientation is almost always based on feelings of non-participation?
You resort to a sexual orientation as a degradation, this means you probably dream of sucking cock, and get mad at people that actually do. You feel, "if they get to suck cock and I don't, I am at least going to get some mileage out of it, because it frustrates me"

I dont't fualt you a great deal, it is based in basic human nature, but you should have the intelligence to prevent yourself from using sexual orientation as a degradation. (or just admit you wish you could suck cock, without it effecting the ramifications of your sexual orientation.

I an a 'fag enabler' because I recognize what a vile practice it is to degrade someone based on their sexual orientation. If you can pass judgment based on sexual orientation, it is a short step to passing judgment on someone for their last name, or hair-color, or race, etc...

You can call me a fag to, but it won't upset me, and won't change the fact that I have slept with over 200 women.

I would love to hook all you 'fag-haters' up to a device that measures sexual arousal, and then see if you are truly hetero sexual. I don't think there is ONE of you that would have the balls to do it. I know if i was hooked up to a device like this it would go haywire when I saw female imagery. Would it for you?

You may get aroused by some version of non-heterosexual images, as well, it doesn't mean you are gay, and it doesn't mean you need to kill fags.

Just lighten up, dude. The true enemy of manhood is not gayness, it is anal-retentiveness.

I would rather hang out with a cool gay guy than an anal retentive straight guy. I would rather have a gay teammate, or police-partner, or co-worker, that was GAY, than anal-retentive.

Maybe you can say "I ain't wearin' those clothes that those anal-retentive swines wear'
-Toodles!

Right, I'm from Italy and I think have been the first in my country wearing a John Deere hat (Thanks the Web)and I guess the only one.The first time I ever seen one of those (twenty years ago)was on a Lp cover , on the top of the head of Arlo Guthrie and since that time I ever thought there was a link between american folk (and Country and Western and Bluegrass music, at least the progressive kind) and those kind of farmer hats. People like P.Fonda; The Ozark Mountain Daredevils and even a lot of bluegrass musician surely more progressive than racist often show up wearing hats like these.
Thanks.

Weird:
I just got off the phone with the brother of the guy that replaced the original bassist for Ozark Mountain DareDevils, Ed Hines.
His brother was my best man at my wedding, at which I wed a psychotic whore who abused my dog.
Anyway, god, I hate that music. Yea, I am in Springfield, Mo "daredevil' homeland.

I think that ya'll are racist againest John Deere And Mossy Oak isn't gay.

I'm a straight up farm boy,and like any smart farmer knows that john deeres are pieces of s***. Its true all the city people are like i'm cool i have a john deere lawn mower . they think there hicks. i tell them that they dont belong in a small town and that any of my 7 international's would walk over there piece of s*** so called John Deere tractor. So city folk stop disgracin John deere any more than it all ready is

i'd have to agree that John Deere makes the most poorly constructed equipment on the market. we recently bought a new combine, took one look at the tin can john deere and turned the other cheek. we have friends that have bought them. one in particular had his catch fire the first day, totalling the engine. the dealership sent them a replacement which caught fire IN THE SAME DAY. i wish i were making this up. anyways, we test drove a Case Intersmashable as well, but it wasn't built heavy enough, the front end kept bouncing. pretty dangerous in a combine. anyways, we are a Caterpillar household and i'll be damned if i'm gonna sit my ass down in any of that other shit. Caterpillar being by far the best farm equipment on the market. (although i'll give kudos to the new Case sprayer we bought. auto-steer, auto spray rate, auto boom height, automatically senses overlap on the GPS and turns off nozzles that are overlapping places already sprayed. pretty much awesome.)

Hey Shane!! You are an IDIOT! There are lots of tractors that are more powerful than 70hp. The biggest tractor John Deere makes right now, the 9620, has 500hp. Don't you feel like a retard?

Thats just sad, why would john deere advertise farm equipment in a "punk" store. If john deere would take more time making there equipment better and less time advertisting their inadiquit garbage of tractors I would maybe consider purchasing one.
Worst American made farming equipment, Worlds greastest advertisers

A little advice, buy a fendt.

I find this outrageous, where is the freedom of expression? Does that mean that I have to take big care when choosing what clothes I need to wear? I don't even think about it, I would actually very much appreciate an apparel overstock in my town.

John deere really brings me down the oh yea they dont just make tractors u dummy hahah also they make tractors that stink and they r really rusty!screw who ever made john deere tractors I bet they regret it

John deere is sooo gay

The prison inmates arent useless any more. They should each be given a 'miraculas vial', they have the ability to talk to Angels and to ask them to materialize a small speck of healthy medication in the empty vial you give them. The prisoners will look closely inside their vials every morning to determine if they accummulated a tiny bit of chemical drug given to them by the Christian Angels. Give them a list of different types of drugs to request for, let them choose wich one drug type they will get manifested inside their vials. Then when it works you have a new drug to study and mass produce.

Develop a small chip thats meant to be the spot where one molecule would be able to appear. First make a nano-box or nano-hole in the center of the chip where the single magic molecule might be found. Once this is done give one chip to each prisoner to put in the vile they each have.

OMG! we are a country high school with 400 kids. the middle school (across the parking lot) actually DID Have students get in trouble for wearing john deere the principle said they were a "GANG" she is now the high school principle and john deere is BANNED!! so we went out and bought every john deer thing we could find just to get in trouble!!!!

shelby- the redneck in love with john deere!!! WHOOP!

i did grow up on a farm and i do have some john deere tractors. its very hard work and becuase i know that first hand i am proud to wear it or anything else i want, for the people you think its overrated or just want to bitch about, no one says you have to wear, buy or even look at it. you just don't get it and why should you, you never did the work or understood what it means.