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Uh... you do realize, Bethany, that a penis' urethra is much smaller than a womens urethra within her vagina. So of course it's going to make us cry.

It hurts men to pass kidney stones, and those stones can be very small.

So, I don't want to burst your bubble, but you can't compare a penis to a vagina. Besides, I'm sure passing stones are just as bad (in pain level, not pain feeling (that being the actual feeling such as a sharp or dull feeling or high pressure pain)).

So in many ways, some guys do give birth. Only.... Not.

if any of you have played a game called "fire emblem the sacred stones" could you tell me some good units you have used

hey sir carter the "urethra" of the vagina is called the cervix

another way I've read a man can birth is thru a c-section or I read in the pregnant men website are stories that men give birth naturally out of their asses. I want to get pregnant and give birth naturally out of my butt.

yeah i read the pregnant man website as well, and it would be a wonderful experience to be pregnant and give birth, i would give anal birthing a shot

Once I got incredibly bored so I wrote some pseudo-scientific article about a small group of aliens landing on earth and impregnating men.

The aliens reproduced like this:

STEP 1: An alien male and female have sex.
STEP 2: The female finds a warm-blooded humanoid (usually male) and lays her eggs inside him or her through the genital opening.
STEP 3: The alien embryo (usually two or three of them, sometimes even four) quickly develops an umbilical cord on the inside of the prostate, and develops there for nine months.
STEP 4: After nine months, the man births the foetuses through his penis. Both the labour and the push are blindingly painful and may leave painful stretch or tear marks. If the host is female, the foetus is birthed through the vagina like normal.

Writing the article was fun. =3 I wish I could write a documentary about it for more laffs.

im a transexual... MTF and truthful wish I coudl have a baby D= but idk if thats possable in any way >_>, yes I know theres adoption but to me its jsut not the same... <_< Grah lol...

http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/

OH before I forget ^-^ so someday <3 cause i'm only 18 so... maybe in the next 10-12 years I could be a mommy hehe.

I love to see my husband brian go threw labor.It like doing a marathon with over rip watermellon in your belly that punching kick you.the contrations will feel at first like painfull cramps.then in later stage of labor it like a painfull charlie horse cramps and painfull stomach movement with kicks and punch from your little one.the pushing stage you feel your go to explode one minute then next then you feel the painfull streach and burning down there.the crowning stage it feel like your pooping out a large cannon ball man hurts like hell!I have delvered my first daughter jada with no drugs i was in labor for 26 hours she weighed 7.3 once.11 monthes later twins boys brett and brice i was in labor for 15 hours.brett weighed 8 pounds and brice 7.5 pounds no drugs!11 monthes later i had moses and sienna i was labor for 3 hours they 6 pounds each.Itold my husband who coach me threw the labor .I told him if he wants more kids to have them will wants any more after the pain of childbirth! men child birth is the most painfull thing a human go threw! imange if you had to push watermellon out your rectum! and having no drugs to do it!and rememering your lamaze breathing and grunts and swaring and pushing threw the pain!

Ihave four kids and expecting twin boys soon.my husband scott has coach me threw all my labors.my first labor was a very long 26 hours with my daughter mariah grace weighed 9 pounds.1 year latter i was in labor for 18 hours and gave birth to boy name mason that weighed 10 pounds.my next birth i was 2 years latter i was labor for 15 hours with my daughter sydney weighed 8 pounds.two years latter i was inlabor for 15 hours with my son sebastian that weighed 8 pounds. my husband scott asked how decribe labor so from a woman point of view.It feel like doing marathon with large over riped watermellon in your tummy.contration feels like some one sqezing you your body.pushing stage feels like pooping out a sumerine that size of peach.my husband scott just endured passing 6 kidney stones with no drugs threw his penis endured the pain for 26 hours .he told me he gave me alot credit that woman have tool to give birth.my 17 year mariah and my 15 old syndey and my husband scott will be at the birth of benjamin scott and brice philip.the whole crew cant wait to meet you!

If there are any women who want me to bear their children, please let me know. I am a male and I want to get pregnant.

i dont even want to imagine it
its bad enough just being there watching it happen

Male sex and ewwwwwwwwwwwww is so flippi'n gross i think as soon as they get that mutant thing out of that sick crock of crap i think they should slotter the thing its horrible why have a child suffer "well its not really a child when it comes to those sick crackers.

YOU FUCKING CUNTY WOMEN. MEN CANNOT< AND WILL NOT GIVE BIRTH. AND YOU THING OUT OF THEIR PENIS??? ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD THAT IS THE SIZE OF A PIN HEAD NOT LIKE YOUR STRETCHED VAGINAS!!!

It would be pretty awsome for a Man to have a baby, i mean think about it. Women get everything a period, cramps, having to worry bout getting pregnant, what do men have to worry about? nothing! men get off easy. So i think for them to have a baby would be pretty nice to see and go through.