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I think male pregnancy is cool.It will show man what a woman goes through.Giving birth was the most painful experance of my life.I had natrual childbirth with no drugs.Iwas in labor for eight hours and push out twins two six pound babies.SO i pushed out twelve pounds.It was like pushing out two bowlings threw opening of size of a peach ouch.For man i think it push a bowling out of his rectum that what i could come close to desribe the pain of labor would be for aguy.Ihope one day experance the pain beuaty childbirth is.Then alot men would give woman respect the deserve.

Ilove to see man handle labor.Alot men would cry through pain ask why me lord.Ilove to see a baby come through a man dick.Iwould love to see the delivery room ok george just one more push isee the head.I think alot of them never want to have sex again.I love to see male lamaze class.Hey buddy did you see paul last week push out the baby at the hosiptal last week he push out anine pound baby with his might.They would reconred once pain of the birth process.His wife honey i want your to have baby.Most men would say no.watch man go threw birth to lot woman would be gratfing.So they dont have to.

I hope a man someday gets to experance pregnancy and childbirth.My pregnancy was filled with all kind of emotions.The labor was very painfull.My hubby says i handle they labor like troper.I had natrual childbirth so my hubby asked what the pain was like.So itold him it was like have a little person punching kick and having bad cramps.My hubby coach me on my lamaze breating like heehoo.Istuck with untill i had to push.When i had to push.I MADE LOUD GRUNTS AND SCREAMS.Ipush out a baby that weight over seven pounds.For man think it like pooping out a bowlingball out there bottoms.IF woman can push out a baby .Ilove to see a man do it.

Icant wait till male pregnancy becomes reality.Iwant my husband experance what ihave with three of my pregnancy ups and downs .Then he would get idea what a woman goes through during the nine months.Icant wait till my macho husband gives birth to our baby so ican coach him through the birth process.LIke he coach me threw my three births.Icant wait till do the same for him.Iwant him experance the beauty and joy of bring a baby into the world.Ialso want to build a male birth center for men so the can birth in privacy.with male midwife and wives coaching them.

I cant wait till men have babies.They will know what feel like to carry something the size of watermelon in there stomach with added kicks punch dances in the belly.Wait i want a man to video tape the pregnancy birth experance.Then will be show on tlc called male baby story.Then it will be aired on tv so other expecting daddy get the picture.Your labor will be on tv your wife coaching through your birth and your male lamaze coach and your buddy tell you to breath beardown push.And a you saying icant do it.your wife says ican seethe head congrats you have a ten pound baby boy name spencer christian congrats mr.durham

Bob had twins yesterday for his wife sue .They already have a four year boy and one year old girl.Bob was in labor for six hours and push for one hour.the twins were two minutes apart.HE waterbirth like he wanted.He was in more pain then he was the other two births.with sue and the male midwives to help he manged to be more in control when came to the birth of the twins then two other births he basicly knew what to do.the first twin was aboy named sean michael that weighed six pounds.the second twin name a girl name paris katherine weigh five pounds.Bob told sue iwant four more kids cant wait.SUE and her son preston and his sister skyler cant wait to have more kids.

Bob is going to be dad again to twins again.Iwas the camara lady he was at male birth suite in california.His wife sue and there four kids were there the six year old boy and four year old girl is saying dont cry daddy.then male mid wives hold your two year old twins paris katherine and sean it will speed up your labor.bob was inlabor for four hours and with only seven pushes both babies were born while bob was doing a sqat postion.first aboy name brice philip seven pounds then a girl name brianna rose weighing adelicate four pounds a pretty girl.All four kids are happy especialy bob and sue and they told they cant wait to have to more kids but there going to wait awhile.

bob is london england on tv talking about his pregnancy and child birth experance.they in london they just built the posh male pregnancy and birth center for men and bob will be the first patient to use the center in its grand opening.Tv camaras will be there when goes into labor.He had his birth on tv he wasin labor for two hours with his wife and kids there he push out eight pound liitle girl name bridget grace sue and preston his oldest who nine got to cut the cord.

bob is forty he through he was done havivg kids he had seven kids .he son preston was twenty five and married and so was sean was married at20 and his younest son brice got married at 17.so sue and preston wife patty and sean wife sabrina and brice wife britney and we said yes.THe nine months we got huge especially bob .so the big day came man were the were in pain.Bob and his sons ans sonlaw steve were in labor.BOB rememred thelamaze breathing and showed them so did male midwives and wives to show there husband.THey were allinlabor for 13hours bobpush out a13pound baby boy name benjamin.preston push out a11pound baby boy name preston robert.jr steve smith push out anine pound baby boy name simon andsean had a girl name samatha who weigh 9pounds.brice push out agirl name bethany 10 pounds.the men all agread never to have baby again especially bob.

The smith men and steve jones are pregnant again.bob thought his baby days are done having seven kids his wife sue wants ababy.brice wife briney wants anther baby so her daughter beth wont be only child.steve wife skyler does not want simon to be an only child.sean wife sabrina does want samantha to be only child.preston wife does want preston jr to be an only child.So they agreed to have the babies.so nine months passed by.Bob had a boy.brice had twin boys.sean had twins one boy one girl.preston had twin girls.steve the first man to have tripet boys in history .most of the men said no more kids accept for brice he wants nine kids.

Smith and jones baby machine.sean is pregnant and so is paris husband paul jones.brianna husband brad jones.steve jones is pregnant brice is pregnant.all the men were in great sprits especialy brice and steve .so the all stuck together and traveled to paris where the all visit mom dad and there brother ben.all the men went into labor at bob and sue place.sean had a waterbirth his wife and samantha kevin kylie.sean had aboy name brandon.brad sqated and had twin boys boris and bobby.paul had twin boy in birthing chair craig and cory.brice had twins agirl brooke and boy name van in the bed.steve had triplets again nathan natalie and savannah in the bathroom on the bathroom floor skyler help her husband through the birth and simon got to cut the cord.allthe woman and older kids help there daddy with the births.

brice and preston smith and paul and brad jones are going to be dads again.preston wife and the three kids preston jr grace and georgia were on hand for the birth of pierce robert.brice had twin girls valerie and victoria his wife and five kids were there his wife and his son bruce got to cut the cord.paul gave birth to twin girls carly and christina.preston cant have ant more babies he done his labor lasted 23 hours longest male birth record.all the men cant wait to do this again.

brad jones paul jones brice smith are inlabor at ben smith home in lubbit texas.brad and his wife paris and boris bobby laura lisa are coaching dad through his labor he never gave birth in birthing chair he push for two hours gave birth to twins agirl name lola and aboy name lenny.brice push the twin boys brian and harrison like a champ.brice wife and there seven kids were on hand for the birth this was last children brice could have.out of his brothers he had most noticeable childbering hips.paul had a long strenous birth with the twins he had aboy name milan and girl named india.ben smith made anocement that him and wife jen are going to have a baby ben was due sometime next year.he ask if his brother would help him on the big day and give advice on pregnancy and birth.they said yes as long as are were not doing it!

ben smith and his younger brother ken smith are going to have a baby.ken wife kendra and ben wife jen wanted there husbands to have the babies.ben and ken were in the cabin in canda vactions with his brothers and brotherlaws and there wives when they went into labor.ben gave birth quints three boys name adam ben jr charlie two girls daisy ellie in birthing tub his wife and brother and male midwives.ken gave birth to quads to boys name ken jr carson two girls name kristen carrie in the babies nurery in special bed with manly strups with a metal grip bar for grabing that ken hung on for dear life while push out the babies.both men stuck with lamaze was in labor for 9 hours.they listen to male midwives and wives and stuck with it.

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it would be cool if men became pregnant. just imagine a gay dude giving birth to an infant, it would feel like christmas. The best thing ever!

I remember back in high school a girl in my bio-science class did a report on male pregnancy. It was a completely artifical process that began by combining sperm and egg in the lab. The egg was incubated for a bit and then when it was ready to attach, it was injected into the abdomen near an organ that could provide a connection for the placenta (as I recall, it did not have to attach inside the uterus). I don't recall all the details, (It was 20 years ago) but then when the baby had come to term it was removed via a process similar to a c-section. Her research was sound and she got an A so I don't think it was made up. Another hoax to be investigated?

I will like to have a baby but all how we try it never works

Ive been having alot of dreams lately of being pregnant and i found this place. I suppose i can post what i want to about my dreams and why i feel different. I was born and raised like a little slave girl and became homosexual, i dont know if it was genetics or lifestyle but i grew up to this age, 16, and started cramping, getting morning sickness, and even experienced symptoms of PMS. I wondered what it was and i started having dreams of being pregnant. today was the third time and now im deeply concerned with what it might mean. I always considered myself gay but i never realized how much of a female i really look, and act. My friend says it might be my body telling me its really female and i thought that as well. Any support in this would help as im troubled. I even want to have a child, to give birth and its scaring me that i might possibly be transexual

i would like for a guy to experience pregnancy and child birth and watch him force the baby through his penis. i think that would be the hardest thing a man could do,it was hard enough for me to push the baby out my vagina and that was very painful i had a natural vaginal birth with no drugs and i had three six pound babies so i pushed out three bowling balls the birth took eleven hours. i reckon a lot of men would cry pushing the baby out there penis, i would like to see my husband push out three bowling balls if women can give birth i would like to see men do it