boring

your missing a hell of a lot of information about
me first of all this is not a hoax, and the u.s.
is in fact headed for a terrible event and only I
can stop it. I also did many other things which
could have averted many disasters but no one took
me seriously oneof them could have stopped the 911
event from happening it is a shame that before I
enacted the events of my symbolic coup d'etat in
protest to the multitude of civil rights violations the United States has committed and
continues to do so each passing day. I possess the
proof and can prove my claim if I ever get into
the networks so I may reveal the truth in a court
room fashion to all the truely good people that
care enough to want to do something about it but
I also have proof that all taxpayers are murders
of children around the world with the stupid bombing this country does. Are you a taxpayer? if
you are you are guilty of killing innocent children there is a way out of this insanity which
thank god I am not a part of and have never been a
part of and now I find myself being linked to a
web site that seeks to make fun of my cause well
I don't have to say much because all of you the
guilty parties have said it for me & you will
have to take this up with the creator and me when
your time comes to die when I am asked by god what
is to be done with hypocrite souls like you.I will
say "do with them as they treated me when I had
the painful misfortune of being alive with them all and they did not do enough to stop the hate
and killing they are all guilty of my lord You
know me well & I did the right thing by removeing
myself from them even though I could only do it by
a symbolic protest" It is a horror that the networks are controlled by rich money interest
but you all will pay for everone dies & the popu-
lation of the whole world gambles everyday with
their own soul and the fear of the unknown when
each one of you will find out one by one and group
by group and country by country. so speaks the
true angel of god and Emperor of the United States
of Turtle Island of the continent of North Pangaea
( formerly known as the USA-NORTH AMERICA ) SIGNED
His Royal Majesty Caesar Saint Augustine de Buona
parte Emperor of the United States.

i'm sorry

This is the most important election of our lives. My husbands protests are well founded.We the people of this nation should be out in the streets protesting all of the atrocities our "so called government" has bestowed upon us for years. Do you love your cellphones? Your MTV? your microwave ovens....your credit cards...all of 'the 'distractions..( Like J. Lennon said" ..get us hooked on religion, sex and tv...)does it not bother you that we have ALL been used as quinea pigs (medically and other wise) at the hands of our government.??? It is very easy to sit back and make fun of anyone who attempts to uncover the truth. It is obviously easier to sit back munching on our msg, prion infested food and water while talking on our cancer causing cellphones on our way to work in our tax deductible suv's...greeting our flouride infested children at the door at night, after we've finally made it home, after maneuvering for hours , over crowded highways..chainsmoking stress filled roads to no where, just to make it home in time to a stressed out wife or father and kids trying to figure out why we're doing this day after day.Living month to month, rotten or worse medical care....etc.. If you care at all about your childrens future and your own ,you need to protest. Take back your country.Look a see and feel for yourselves. Do something before it's too late. Do not vote for either one of these @#$%. If not for Cesar, then someone else...whoever you can find that is on our, your side. It is now or never. Take back your country..

this message is for alex and your website hoax
the Emperor in not in a renassance outfit and
if you were truly educated about world history
you would know where that cut out picture came
from , you know a secret srvice agent made a comment last year in 2003 about the Emperors picture looking like a dress, well he gets an F
in world history as well, knowing little details
in many cases shows that a person possesses
the intelligent habit of reading and having a
good menory helps as well this is not a put down
it is simply a reminder that who ever wrote the
article should know their history for even in a
hoax website it does matter to know what your
writing about.

Someone teach the Emperor where to find the punctuation keys on the keyboard, for heaven's sake.

I am looking into voting for a different candidate altogether. I don't believe in throwing my vote away into a lost cause of a near sighted political party. Elections were never meant to bring only two candidates to the table, as George Washington once said so himself, "A two party system will be your downfall."

I Want to know some more information about the real "His Royal Majesty Caesar Saint Augustine de Buonaparte Emperor," because no candidate for presidency is out of my mind in comparison to the blunderous choices between Republican or Democrat.

To earn my vote I must be informed about who you are and I can't very well do that when you live in California and I in Ohio.

this message is for Chris Lago left at this site
it would help Chris if you left a way for me to
contact you. I can answer all or most of your
questions so call this number (818) 377-5237 and
leave your number I will call you back on my
penny (not dime) I prefer to talk to people not
email, email is cold,detached & takes too long so
call? sincerely his Majesty.

Hi,

This message is for HRM. I am from Ms. Lambert's government class in Terre Haute, Indiana -- the one you spoke to recently.

I would to say thank you for taking time to answer our questions. It is very much appreciated and your grace and expertise will be remembered.

i am darth vador. your counrties politics are coming to an end. The imperial forces will be invading your planet in a few days and i will be your so called president. Mr. Bouneparte will be my right hand man. BEWARE

to paul in prauge, I have to say I'm sorry but
my significant other the Empress passed away last month and this is her webtv keyboard. That should
explain most of the errors in my messages to the
people everywhere on the internet. when the time
of grieving is over I'll go out and get a new one,
but thank you anyway paul for pointing it out. It
shows that there are prople out there that care
and pay attention, but I've noticed that in the
past when I intentionally placed errors or left
them that way, I make people take notice and it's
one of my ployes to get reactions. sincerely
his majesty the Emperor.

Mr. Buonaparte,

On behalf of the government of Canada, I offer you full access to anything you need to take your rightful place on the throne of the United States. Be it money, men, or access codes to the "Canadarm" on the space shuttles. Please don't hesitate to ask.

The funny thing is... you have got to be kidding me. Right? This is some kind of joke, eh? Well, even if it is not, then what kind of powers does the "emperor" have? I'm curious. Can you organize a full "war" against the U.S.? I doubt that. Although, I'd gladly give you a ball point pen to use as your primary weapon of choice.

Besides, I'm the next generation of leadership in this country and being a decendent of two signers of the Declaration of Independence, I take pride in my country.

If you want to rage a war against my country, you're gonna have to go through me first. Just thought I'd let you know. Peace.

hi everybody sorry I haven't written in but I'm
running as a write in candidate for Mayor of Los
Angeles, california so start contacting me for
the steps to the White house are getting closer.

signed His Royal Majesty Caesar Saint Augustine de Buonaparte Emperor of the United States of
Turtle Island and True president of the United States of the Continent of North Pangaea.05-05-05

this guy's a total joker.

no joe I am not a joker. you just have not
read the 15 comments for the truth is there in
code I am being attacked by the force of the evil
country I am forced to live in the story is too
long to tell here but again I am no more a joke
than God is to people that believe in finding
the truth, who is willing to help the Emperor?

well I guess no one cares, it's awful lonely being
an Emperor or claimed President of the U.S. but
at least I'm trying to stay alive for what reason I don't know L.A. is destroying me and circumstances are taking every valued thing I Own.

I will never for give this country for doing so much damage to me. Americans one day will pay for
the thousands of children their TAX DOLLARS HAVE
CRIPPLED,AND MURDERED, YES THATS RIGHT YOU are
guilty of doing those things the shooting at
blacksburg has meanings that go far beyond what
the average mind can interpret, this much I have
theorized. the gunman like so many others are
people who reached their breaking point, as a
matter of fact, most of all of our troubles stem
from our sub-conscious minds knowing exactly when
we have done wrong or when we have collectively
contributed to a wrong cause especially when the
repeat events are killing children over and over
again without ever looking inside of ourselves
and not having the courage to do something about
it in a permanent way. remember you kill their
children they will come here and figure out a way
to kill yours the proof will be in the 33 people
that will be eulogized call me if you really want the correct kind of trauma
counseling good luck everyone, I just wish my ongoing damages would
stop mine haven’t stopped in more than 18 years.
phone # (818) 377-5237

Dearest Emperor,

Your most recent message has caused me heavy heart. I am very sad that L.A. is destroying the rightful heir of the United States of Turtle Island before he is able to effect his accession. Maybe I can be of assistance?

If you are going to successfully and actually overthrow the US government you are going to have a few obstacles to overcome. First up you are going to need a military force, the like of which the world has never seen before, however, we can worry about that later. In the meantime, you need a campaign manager.

Now, I can’t say that my involvement in politics has been 100% successful. I applied to be the Conservative candidate for the Lord Mayor of London last year but was rejected out of hand. I have voted before though, so I have some idea how it all works.

It is all very well and good you declaring your divine right to serve as Emperor of the US, however, that might not be enough. It cost Charles I his head in 1649, however, things have moved on since the 17th Century and it is impossible to believe that any Western democracy still employs the death sentence, even for high treason (you’d probably just get a fine or some community service). Your divine right is a given. You said so, what more do people need? Well, that is where I come in. You need some popular support.

I have taken the liberty of posting an advertisement on the US Free Ads website. It reads as follows:


Support needed for peaceful coup to overthrow the government of the United States.

This ad is placed on behalf of the true and rightful ruler of the United States of Turtle Island of the continent of North Pangaea (details available on request).

Genuine enquiries only, no time wasters or FBI agents please.



I reckon this should do the trick. What do you reckon?

I’ll let you know how it all goes.

Your humble servant,

Hilary Fortnum

today is 12-18-07 his highness leaves a question
for so much time to have pasted with such low
responce, WHY do you people continue to ignore me?
You know it is just a matter of short time before
you will be held absolutly responsible for all the
federal tax dollars you have paid the illegal U.S.
Govt. that the military has used to murder so many
MEN WOMEN AND CHILDREN when I am in control there
will be HELL TO PAY for not doing something about
it so come on hurry up the election is coming in
2008.

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