Unfortunate Last Names

I'm a 9-1-1 dispatcher so I get to hear a lot of names, we have Richard Head, I've had to run info on Christopher Robbin, Richard Nixon and Fidel Castro (didnt know the last three lived in Indiana, huh?) Last night I had to run info on Christopher Jurk and my Captain runs Freddy Krugar every Halloween.

There's was a priest in my area who founded Camp Fatima, and his name was Richard Boner...

Ha.. There's a Island somewhere near Japan, methinks, nammed Phucket Island.

A girl I new came back from her vacation with "I got myself a Hot Tuna at Phuckert Island". The teacher kicked her out.

Gah, "I got myself a Hot Tuna from Phucket Island" was on a trourist shirt she was wearing.

I grew up with a guy named Omie Butz and knew someone once named Luke Watters with a middle name of Warm

There is a Memphis attorney named James Surprise.

Hey guys, i got 2... a kid in my brothers soccer team was called Brock Collie (brocoli) but by far the worst was a bloke i picked tomatoes with... named Mike Hunt.

I know a friend whose father has one of the worst possible names....Richard (Dick) Missing.

A resume came through an office I once worked as a temp. The fellow's name was Rahsmin Dickshit. He might have been highly qualified - I wanted to call him and tell him to alter his last name.

I once dated a guy named John Moorehead, and a local man running for office was named Jimmy Stewart.

By coincidence, I recently received an email containing a snippet out of 'The Sun' newspaper in London quoting the story of a Mr Russell Peacock who named his baby son 'Drew'. He didn't realise his mistake until he entered the name into an internet search engine in the hope of finding someone famous with that name and instead, was asked: "Do you mean Droopy C**k?". Amusingly, his work buddies also, soon began calling him "droopy's dad!"

My 6th grade social studies teacher was named Richard Burns...

While reading up on the topic of add-on digital storage I recently discovered one of the researchers who first described the concept of RAID was named Randy Katz.

I once visted an office and met with a guy named
Ken Tucke. At another office with the same group was a guy whose last name was Titzman. I inquired there was a Legman around.

my sister had a teacher named mr getoff..and i worked as a telephone operator and had a call for a fred p. outhouse.......

I once worked for a help desk. I had a user that needed a name change in our system. She was getting a divorce. Her first name was Abbot. Her married last name was Costelo.

My brother once told me about a guy he knew in Civil Air Patrol named "Daily Bug". I thought that was pretty funnny.

We have a dentist here in Florida named Dr. Fang. Nothing made up there.

in grammar school there was a girl named Penny Cashdollar.

In Austin, TX the mayor's name is Will Winn. He sure did win the race.

How about Professor Chew?
SHIT FUN Chew?

http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/chew-shit-fun/

A former employee who worked for my father is named Mike Hunt, Dad never got why the rest of us insisted on calling him Michael and not just Mike. Inlaws have a renter on their ranch named Harry Love.

I forgot this one....one of the accountants in my office is named Rich Nickels.

We have a local doctor called Im Hong. (I have never looked closely) Also, Timber Wolf and Sandy Beach.

I knew someone named Robert Marley... But we called him Bob

I know sb called Marta Pfahl -thats how the indianics called their place fo Tortoure

My best buddy is called James Bond...

I also found a chinese Name pronounced like: roof on fire

I have a friend whose neighbor is named Harry Beaver (no joke it's really his name). And no, Harry is not short for Harold.

Who doesn't know the actor of Buffy the vampire slayer

Anthony Stuart Head
A.S.Head

😉

I used to know a girl named Special Edwards.

A friend of mine goes by the last name Damm.
So there are two possible ways of pronounciation in english. "Damn" or "Dumb". Both not very lucky.

Additionaly if called in french "Monsieur Damm" it is pronounced like "Monsieur Dames" which means "Mister Madames".

My aunt married a man whose last name was "Raper." The bad thing is she teaches high school English, so they had to call her Mrs. Raper. They have long since divorced... I wonder why.

My mom is also a teacher and a parent of one of her kids is named Crystal Ball.

Went to UNC-Chapel Hill. Had an instructor (female) with the last name DeLong-Woodcock.

One of my friends knows a boy named Harry Butts... how pathetic is that? I've also run across a Clay Potts

Here's a couple:
-Filthy McNasty (she was a stripper and had her name legally changed)
-Christmas Candy

When I lived in holland, my dad worked with a guy named Fokker Fokkerman. in dutch that translates as "Fucker Fuckerman".🐛 :cheese: 😝 And I went to school with Vicky van der Broek(= "of the pants")
,Sofie Knipscheere(= Cutshave)
Dutch people picked the funniest names!

When I lived in holland, my dad worked with a guy named Fokker Fokkerman. In dutch that means "Fucker Fuckerman." I went to school with "Vicky Of the Pants, Sofie Cutshave, and Eric Mould." Dutch people sometimes used to name themselves after their jobs...

A woman I met through my sister some years ago was named Candace Barr. Yes, she went by Candy. Yes, she was a babe.

A woman I once worked with was named Mary Christmas.

A boy I went to junior high school with was named Peter Long.

One adress on my paperroute was of a mr Willem Cornelis Bril, so the sign on his door spelled "WC Bril", which means toiletseat in Dutch.

I've got one.... I once knew a woman named Candy Barr. Her parents named her that on purpose because they thought it was "clever". They also purposely did not give her a middle name.

Here in Augusta Ga. there is/was a Dr. Peter Dick!

If you go and look at the records for college hockey, specifically in the CCHA conference I believe there was a Western Michigan hockey player named Bryce Cockburn.

I lived in Chula Vista CA for several years and we had a dentist there whose name was Dr. Speedy Nutz. I don't know where it came from but it has always stuck in my mind.

There was a Japanese Prime Minister called Noburu Takeshita

It was reported in a British newspaper in the 1970's that a university was trying to persuade a German student to change her name to avoid embarassment (to them, not her) - her name was Fraulein Fucker, and they were trying to persuade her to change it to Ducker.

My brother's neigbours were the Kurten family - they had a daughter called Annette

I don't get all the Annette Curtains. Oh, well. My German teacher said there was a restaurateur named Kackebart, which means "shitbeard". Unfortunate names we know are real are Mia Hamm (good thing she's not an actor) and Dick Van Dyke. A friend of mine worked in a call center and once took a call from a Miss Thunderpussy. It's possible that such names are like "Chenandeler Bong" on Friends--things people do to track the selling of their personal information.

The Japanese prime minister's name is pronounced Tak-esh-ta.
Phuket is in Thailand and pronounced Pu-ket.
In Birmingham, UK, there was aleading city councillor called Albert Bore, election slogan:"Vote A Bore."
I saw a story in Private Eye once about a guy in New Zealand called Trevor Itchyanus.

A guy I went to school with ended up with 2 kids the boy was William and the girl Hannah, surname Ball. Willy Ball? and Hannah Ball. The father is a vet

this is a real news story from the french press:


Crazy Horse lives ... but airline wants proof

Sat Dec 4, 8:17 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Jeremy Brown from Northern Ireland may rue the day he decided to change his name to Crazy Horse Invincible, partly because he did so after one too many drinks, but mainly because his new identity is causing more hassle that it may be worth.

The Belfast office of low cost airline Jet2.com recently refused to accept one of his bookings on line, deciding that someone calling himself Crazy Horse Invincible must be up to no good.

"Crazy Horse's name raised an eyebrow with the bookings team, so we had to double-check," said Steve Lee, Jet2.com's director, of his decision to request that Crazy Horse made a personal appearance at the airline on Friday to prove his identity.

Crazy Horse, 26, decided to officially change his name one night in 2003, after celebrating the victory of his favourite football team, English club Middlesbrough, in the company of a pal and several drinks.

"It was one of those nights - I think Boro (Middlesbrough) had won - so me and a mate were celebrating. You have a few too many and you come up with crazy plans. Mine were quite literally Crazy", said Crazy Horse.

When the airline staff finally satisfied itself that all was in order, Crazy Horse received his ticket and will now be able to travel to the Czech capital where he and his friend, who now answers to the name Spaceman Africa -- who apparently had no trouble getting a plane ticket -- intend to spend their Christmas holidays.

I attended church with the Burkhardt family. Their twin boys, Buck and Brock Burkhardt. Their oldest son - Burke Burhardt.
My step-siblings are all "Loveless".First names: Taber, Toby, Tammy, Tawna and Trevor.

The infamous name Rick Head has surfaced again. In the latest issue of Hot Rod Magazine, somebody by that name won a racing event the magazine was putting on. You should see the photos - they had a gag prize that looks a lot like a Burger King crown, and the Camaro that Mr. Head drove featured one of the strangest paint jobs I've seen.

I dated a girl back in '93 named Candy Sue Good. heh heh "good" stuff. I heard she got married, ruining a perfectly "good" name.