Once upon a time a little gabu was born in a land filled with dragons, knights and other shiny things and huge castles where she ran around wild.  She lived there for many years in complete happiness until the chattering, cute people came and ruined the land.  The sold off all the shiny things, killed the dragons, stole the armor off the knights (ooh, nekkid men) and destroyed the castles.  So gabu left that that land and wandered until she found one filled with strange and interesting people where she now roams…