Dusty Underwear
Posted: 18 June 2009 07:55 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Co-worker just sent this to me.  Funny enough to post. smile

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!’

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a
comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

‘Honey’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put Talcum Powder in my
underwear?’

She replied with a snicker. ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!

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Posted: 18 June 2009 08:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ohhh snap.  LOL
And with that, I never have to say that phrase again.

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Posted: 19 June 2009 03:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Dammitt. For a moment I thought the Dusty Girl (of old forum lore) had returned…

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