Co-worker just sent this to me. Funny enough to post. 
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would
take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a
comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
‘What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud
appeared when he shook them out.
‘Honey’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put Talcum Powder in my
underwear?’
She replied with a snicker. ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!
