Man chops off penis in row over bride
Posted: 31 May 2009 09:38 PM   [ Ignore ]
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That showed ‘em who’s boss.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25567212-401,00.html

Man chops off penis in row over bride
AN Egyptian cut off his penis today in protest at his parents’ choice of bride, a police official said.
The 25-year-old labourer from the village of Sheikh Eissa in southern Egypt was taken to hospital in stable condition, the official said, adding that the man had also mutilated his testicles.

“He was in love with a woman but his parents rejected her and told him to marry another woman he didn’t want. He took a knife and cut off his penis in his room.’’

Doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official said.

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Posted: 31 May 2009 10:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I get the impression that this person had more troubles than just his potential bride. . .

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Posted: 31 May 2009 11:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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You’ve got to have a barrowful of problems to cut off your John Thomas, not just a romantic gripe.

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Posted: 01 June 2009 12:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I thought it said he chewed it off at first and I was thinking “Woah, how could he bend over like that and still chew?”

But yeah, with dramatic skills like that, he ought to go into the performing arts. Or chorus. I’ll bet he could sing soprano!

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Posted: 01 June 2009 12:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’m not sure what circumstances could airse to make a man chew off his wife’s best friend.

But suffice to say, should that situation ever arise, most men would happily suffer the consequences of failure to comply.

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Posted: 01 June 2009 01:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I think I would rather just take a bullet to the head….at least that way one wouldn’t have to deal with all of the gulp following him around for the rest of his life as the story gets retold time and again… shut eye

Actually, i would probably, um, BE A MAN and tell my folks to get treed.  And move out of mommy’s house and , oh, i don’t know, LIVE MY OWN LIFE! mad

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Posted: 01 June 2009 02:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Seems like a reasonable response…If I can’t have her then no one can have my ding-a-ling!  Ha ha!!!  I win…oh wait….

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Posted: 01 June 2009 07:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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He probably did it to deny grandchildren to his parents.  If they were arranging a marriage, he may not have had any real options…except to not be married at all.  Although…running off would probably have been slightly less painful.

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Posted: 01 June 2009 10:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Someone needs some more common sense in their diet.

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