I’m not sure if it’s alright to link off-site or not, but if not, a mod can shut this thread down. I just think this site is funny!
This is my favorite: GUESS WHO
I’m loving the puppies.
Hah! That is a good one. :D I personally like this one best I know what you did last summer
I liked this one: My penis hurts after a big session
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
...and this one too: If you only had this years ago….
THERE WILL BE NO EXTENTION OF DATE
That one’s my favorite. If any of you remember, I have a fondness for spamish poetry, and I’m glad that someone has decided to put it to good use.
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
This is a great site…....! This is my fav!!!!
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