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Belgium does not exist
Posted: 14 May 2009 09:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young. big surprise

Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”.  (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you! hmmm

They’ know the truth…...

And here I thought they just gave me gas…

Which, Belgians?

No, brussel sprouts. Hate those things.  shut eye

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Posted: 14 May 2009 11:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Belgium is nothing more as a bufferzone between the The Netherlands (good) and France (bad).

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Posted: 14 May 2009 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Actually Belgium is a buffer to slow down Panzer tanks as the roll from Germany into France around the Maginot line.

Sure, it doesn’t work too well but it makes nice chocolate.

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Posted: 14 May 2009 11:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Renquist - 14 May 2009 03:34 PM

Actually Belgium is a buffer to slow down Panzer tanks as the roll from Germany into France around the Maginot line.

Sure, it doesn’t work too well but it makes nice chocolate.

You mean they saw that coming in 1835?

wow

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Posted: 14 May 2009 12:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Well Germany invaded France 3 times in the next hundred years in different wars, so they had to have some kind of plan in place.

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Posted: 14 May 2009 01:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Renquist - 14 May 2009 04:27 PM

Well Germany invaded France 3 times in the next hundred years in different wars, so they had to have some kind of plan in place.

But anyways, It was against the French we (dutch) created Belgium.
We even had to put up an ad for a king to ru(i)n the place.

And ok, it was also after a 10-day campaign (august 1831) to crush the rebellious Flemmings., which we DID NOT lose!
It

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Posted: 15 May 2009 03:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Nah: we Dutch created Belgium solely for the purpose of tax evasion…

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Posted: 15 May 2009 05:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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LaMa - 15 May 2009 07:15 AM

Nah: we Dutch created Belgium solely for the purpose of tax evasion…

That might be true, but shouldn

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Posted: 15 May 2009 11:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Never ceases to amaze me how stupid people are becoming… kind of throws a wrench into the whole theory of evolution thing. I wonder if there’s a theory of devolution?

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Posted: 21 May 2009 04:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Posted: 24 May 2009 02:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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You are all figments of my imagination and exist only insomuch as I want you to.  So there.  pfffffttttttttt

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