I’m fairly certain this author is actually Belgian. Or at least Dutch. Considering the accuracy of most cultural facts (and who else would even be remotely interested or crazy enough (and no, Australians don’t count since they’re obviously not real)).
Don’t worry about Belgium taking over the world, many Belgians don’t even believe their country is real, but are still trying to break it up. And not even a matrix-intelligence can handle that kind of logic, so it just keeps busy with Brussels, leaving the rest of us to our normal pastimes of tax-evasion and surrealism. (I’m actually surprised I haven’t met any other Belgians on this forum(that I know of))
Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young.
Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”. (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you!
Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young.
Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”. (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you!
Unbeknownst to to many, Brussel Sprouts are really chock full of naturally occurring, but lab enhanced and combined, hallucinogenic compounds that the ‘Brusselites’ use to brainwash citizens of the world into ‘believing’ whilst they are still young.
Adults perpetrate this horrific deed due to their own conditioning to do so in the fifties when they were exposed to the first lab created ‘Sprouts”. (That’s why, 20 or so years ago, everyone considered “sprouts” to be brain food and therefor good for you!
