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“Australian giant spider invasion” is a hoax
Posted: 10 May 2009 11:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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They have, however, been known to exacerbate tensions in war-torn countries by dressing up as dissidents, capturing foreign journalists and sending tapes of them to al-Jazeera to increase the number of foreign troops in the region, and thereby increase potential food supply.

Of course, they really like camels the best. That is why the camel spiders are continually thwarted as this ploy is actually aimed at getting the Australian army to come over and bring camels with them. Sadly, due to them being spiders and unable to recognise accents, they rarely wind up kidnapping Aussies.

They try so hard.

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Posted: 11 May 2009 07:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Who needs to worry about photoshopping the critters?  They’re creepy enough as it is.

It’s kind of cute, actually. . .

You’re weird.

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Posted: 11 May 2009 01:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Smerk - 11 May 2009 11:04 AM
Accipiter - 10 May 2009 03:25 PM

It’s kind of cute, actually. . .

You’re weird.

But it’s all fuzzy and short, and it whistles!

I must admit, though, that I’ll miss these little guys when I move to Australia.

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Posted: 11 May 2009 10:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Accipiter - 10 May 2009 03:25 PM

It’s kind of cute, actually. . .

You’re weird.

But it’s all fuzzy and short, and it whistles!

So’s my dog’s chew toy, but I don’t think that’s cute.

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Posted: 12 May 2009 01:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Accipiter - 10 May 2009 03:25 PM

It’s kind of cute, actually. . .

You’re weird.

But it’s all fuzzy and short, and it whistles!

I must admit, though, that I’ll miss these little guys when I move to Australia.


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