They have, however, been known to exacerbate tensions in war-torn countries by dressing up as dissidents, capturing foreign journalists and sending tapes of them to al-Jazeera to increase the number of foreign troops in the region, and thereby increase potential food supply.
Of course, they really like camels the best. That is why the camel spiders are continually thwarted as this ploy is actually aimed at getting the Australian army to come over and bring camels with them. Sadly, due to them being spiders and unable to recognise accents, they rarely wind up kidnapping Aussies.
They try so hard.
[/bad Paul Hogan]
