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Posted: 01 August 2009 12:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Accipiter - 29 July 2009 11:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

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~Dave Barry

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Posted: 02 August 2009 03:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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These ones seems suitable!

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Posted: 04 August 2009 11:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Being a jerk to get girls
You have to download it D:

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Posted: 04 August 2009 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Accipiter - 29 July 2009 11:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

It resembles a utility pole.

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Remember, remember… I am the ONE.

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Posted: 06 August 2009 12:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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N E O - 04 August 2009 03:45 PM
ZeldaQueen - 01 August 2009 04:13 AM
Accipiter - 29 July 2009 11:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

It resembles a utility pole.

Or a low-lying shrubbery…... tongue wink

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I Am Still The Black Swan Of Trespass On Alien Waters
To the believer no proof is required; to the skeptic no proof is sufficient.

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Posted: 14 September 2009 10:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me? 

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Dragons are good.
Shiny things are good.
Shiny Dragons.
GENIUS

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Posted: 17 September 2009 02:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Watching CSI right now, and heard the worst one ever!  One of the characters is a midget (not PC, I know), and is saying to one of the main characters (Catherine):

“Tell me something, doll…have you ever had the back of those thighs kissed by a man….who’s standing up?”

LOL

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Posted: 17 September 2009 03:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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I remember seeing that one on an airplane…....

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