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ZeldaQueen
Posted: 31 July 2009 11:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Accipiter - 29 July 2009 10:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry
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Sammich Man
Posted: 02 August 2009 02:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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These ones seems suitable!
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IRabbit
Posted: 04 August 2009 10:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Being a jerk to get girls
You have to download it D:

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No one knows im a ninja
Click Here for meh
or here
or even here
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N E O
Posted: 04 August 2009 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 01 August 2009 03:13 AM
Accipiter - 29 July 2009 10:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

It resembles a utility pole.

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Remember, remember… I am the ONE.
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daveprime
Posted: 06 August 2009 11:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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N E O - 04 August 2009 02:45 PM
ZeldaQueen - 01 August 2009 03:13 AM
Accipiter - 29 July 2009 10:34 PM

“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

I’m afraid to see your family tree now…

It resembles a utility pole.

Or a low-lying shrubbery…... tongue wink

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“Always, I Do What Is Necessary” - Rissa Kerguelen
Go to my Blog. It’s lonely.
I Am Still The Black Swan Of Trespass On Alien Waters
To the believer no proof is required; to the skeptic no proof is sufficient.

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Obsidian
Posted: 14 September 2009 09:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me? 

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Dragons are good.
Shiny things are good.
Shiny Dragons.
GENIUS
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Crafty Dragon
Posted: 17 September 2009 01:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Watching CSI right now, and heard the worst one ever!  One of the characters is a midget (not PC, I know), and is saying to one of the main characters (Catherine):

“Tell me something, doll…have you ever had the back of those thighs kissed by a man….who’s standing up?”

LOL

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“Like a crazed Nigerian wearing LifeWave Energy Patches” (Nettie, on the night she “banned” me from the MoH!)

“What fools these mortals be…”—Smaug (according to Robert Asprin)

Visit here to help my dragons grow! Thanks!

Dum vivimus, vivamus!

And oh, yeah—my blog.
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Obsidian
Posted: 17 September 2009 02:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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I remember seeing that one on an airplane…....

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Dragons are good.
Shiny things are good.
Shiny Dragons.
GENIUS
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