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Posted: 02 May 2009 06:30 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Even after using all of these im still single LOL
1) I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
2) Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
3) Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
4) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’ll put U and I together
5) Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
6) If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
7) Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
8) You look so sweet your givin me a toothache
9) I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
10) Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
11) I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
12) Did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!
13) I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
14) Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
15) I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
16) Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
17) Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
18) Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
19) Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
20) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
21)Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!
22) I wish i were the letter T so I could be next to U.
23) Are you sick? hmm, i think you need to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
24) If you were a piece of paper, you are those few nice words called the FINE PRINT
25) There must be something wrong my eyes because i cant take them of you.
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Posted: 02 May 2009 09:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Don’t I know you from the bus?

My mom has that same dress!

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?

How much were your breasts?

Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?

My tool needs a shed.

I’d like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed.

You think this is impressive now,this cold sore is just getting started.

Mind if I hang out here till its safe back where I farted?

You must be leaving the country if your packing that much ass!

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Posted: 03 May 2009 02:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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One of my favorite pickup lines is an aside from Porky’s:

“Are you calling her a dog?  No way!  She’s Angel Food cake.  If I had sex with her the FDA would arrest me for F*&^%& Food!”  LOL

I often tell the Dragon that she’s my piece of Devil’s Food cake. cheese At least, I would if she wouldn’t fry me to a crisp on the spot. LOL

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Posted: 28 July 2009 06:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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are you from tennesee, cause your the only ten I see

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Posted: 29 July 2009 07:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have “fine” written all over you.

Some guy used that as his best pick-up line while hypnotized. He thought a microphone stand was an incredibly beautiful, three-legged, woman.

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Posted: 29 July 2009 07:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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“You remind me of my mama.  Or my sister.  Same thing, really.”

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Posted: 30 July 2009 12:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants.

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Posted: 30 July 2009 02:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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N E O - 30 July 2009 04:57 AM

Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants.

Yup, I remember you used that line on me when we met 15 years ago.  You always did have such a way with words…

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Posted: 30 July 2009 08:13 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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N E O - 30 July 2009 04:57 AM

Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants.

Yup, I remember you used that line on me when we met 15 years ago.  You always did have such a way with words…

LOL

I don’t think Acci has used a pickup line on me…yet…

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Posted: 30 July 2009 10:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I don

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Posted: 30 July 2009 10:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I don’t think it’s considered necessary to use pick-up lines when one is already engaged to the object of one’s affections.
You’re probably safe.

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Posted: 30 July 2009 02:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Actually, I did use a few on her.  Apparently they were so bad that it scarred over her memories of them.  wink

But I’m sure I can think of a few bad ones for use on her in the future.

“Hey, babe.  I don’t know whether I’m just happy to see you or if that’s an angry taipan in my pocket, but either way I might be needing some serious mouth-to-mouth attention from you soon.”

“Hey there, hot stuff.  So I hear you Aussies are often down under. . .”

‘Women aren’t culturally forbidden from playing with my didgeridoo.  No wonder your country is underpopulated.  What a bunch of weirdos.”

“Let’s go back to my place and build our own Thunderdome.”

“How many shoes should a kangaroo shoo if a kangaroo should shoo shoes?  Heck if I know, let’s fool around instead.”

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