Even after using all of these im still single 
1) I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
2) Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
3) Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
4) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’ll put U and I together
5) Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
6) If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
7) Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
8) You look so sweet your givin me a toothache
9) I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
10) Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
11) I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
12) Did you fart, ‘cause you blow me away!
13) I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
14) Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
15) I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
16) Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
17) Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
18) Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
19) Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
20) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
21)Are you a pokemon? because I choose YOU!
22) I wish i were the letter T so I could be next to U.
23) Are you sick? hmm, i think you need to increase your intake of vitamin ME.
24) If you were a piece of paper, you are those few nice words called the FINE PRINT
25) There must be something wrong my eyes because i cant take them of you.
Anyone have lame lines?
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At least, I would if she wouldn’t fry me to a crisp on the spot. 
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