Yeah but pastafarinism isnt counted, or is it?

silver caliber magnum - 03 May 2009 02:48 PM

Yeah but pastafarinism isnt counted, or is it?

Remember that suggestion about where to discuss it?

Berlynprime - 05 May 2009 03:42 PM

“Burning and eating babies?” Was that necessary? Really? I didn’t know it was that widespread a problem.

Gosh, you must not get out much.  There’s a kabob place just down on the corner here that offers rotisserie baby.  Yup.  When they offer baby food, they really mean it!

But hey, at least you won’t get the swine flu from it!  So feel free to eat babies as a healthy alternative to pork.  Small children:  the other other white meat!  And get them when they’re young, so that they don’t have a chance for the evil scientists to mutate their viruses into super-flu!

Berlynprime - 05 May 2009 03:42 PM

ZeldaQueen - 03 May 2009 02:23 AM

Of course it’s not naturally occuring! It’s God’s punishment for homosexuality, incest, profanity, adultery, sodomy, and burning and eating babies. Really.

Wow. That is all I have to say. “Burning and eating babies?” Was that necessary? Really? I didn’t know it was that widespread a problem.

What about that 18 month old that died? Was he guilty of profanity or sodomy?

According to those freaks, anyone who isn’t a member of their family will burn in Hell. They seem to believe that God made the world to condemn everyone to the fires of Hell, except them.

It would be quite ironical (and in many ways just) if he and some of his family came down with the most virulent strain of the ‘swine flu’.  Makes one wonder how he would “spin” his way out of that one….  

DavePrime - 05 May 2009 10:28 PM

It would be quite ironical (and in many ways just) if he and some of his family came down with the most virulent strain of the ‘swine flu’.  Makes one wonder how he would “spin” his way out of that one….  

Probably they’d just say that they hadn’t persecuted everybody else on Earth enough yet, and so they have to increase their pestering of everyone.

DavePrime - 05 May 2009 10:28 PM

It would be quite ironical (and in many ways just) if he and some of his family came down with the most virulent strain of the ‘swine flu’.  Makes one wonder how he would “spin” his way out of that one….  

If it were any of the “other” Phelpses (not Fred), they’d still say the deceased was sinful and not mourn. They did a documentary on the WBC (titled “The Most Hated Family in America”) and the interviewer asked on of the girls (Jael Phelps I think) about why they celebrated people dying. She said they were celebrating God’s intervention. He asked her what would they do if she were hit by a bus and she said “I’d go to Hell and they’d celebrate God’s intervention”.

If it were TAP (That @$$hole Phelps), I could see it going one of two ways: They could claim that it was really the work of the Devil (funnily enough, the WBC seems to speak little of the Devil) or they could claim that he was a martyr.

Actually though, I think they just don’t associate things that happen to them as “God’s judgement”. One clip of the documentary showed them picketing and a person driving by threw a styrofoam cup at them. The cup hit a little boy who was picketing on the head. They all stopped to check on him, make sure he was alright, and the whole time, Shirley Phelps-Roper kept saying “That’s horrid, who’d throw something at a kid?” Someone online pointed out that in any other case, wouldn’t they think it was God’s judgement?

The tosser probably wasn’t aiming for the kid and the moving vehicle threw his aim off.  Too bad they didn’t hit Fred.

gray - 06 May 2009 11:36 PM

The tosser probably wasn’t aiming for the kid and the moving vehicle threw his aim off.  Too bad they didn’t hit Fred.

I don’t think Fred was there. He showed up only two times in the documentary. The guy tried to interview him both times. The first time, he shooed the interviewer away saying the question (how many kids Phelps had) was too easy/silly. The second time, he answered every question (literally) with “Asked and Answered” except for the first, which he said was “Too stupid” and refused to answer on the grounds that the interviewer was clearly too stupid to understand the answer to it.

Getting back to the swine flu though, it seems like every time something big comes up there’s always people saying “It’s not natural! It’s a part of a huge plot!” I guess we’ve gotten so used to controlling things that we can’t accept that something big or destructive could happen without human intervention…

ZeldaQueen - 06 May 2009 07:52 PM

DavePrime - 05 May 2009 10:28 PM

It would be quite ironical (and in many ways just) if he and some of his family came down with the most virulent strain of the ‘swine flu’.  Makes one wonder how he would “spin” his way out of that one….  

If it were any of the “other” Phelpses (not Fred), they’d still say the deceased was sinful and not mourn. They did a documentary on the WBC (titled “The Most Hated Family in America”) and the interviewer asked on of the girls (Jael Phelps I think) about why they celebrated people dying. She said they were celebrating God’s intervention. He asked her what would they do if she were hit by a bus and she said “I’d go to Hell and they’d celebrate God’s intervention”.

If it were TAP (That @$$hole Phelps), I could see it going one of two ways: They could claim that it was really the work of the Devil (funnily enough, the WBC seems to speak little of the Devil) or they could claim that he was a martyr.

Actually though, I think they just don’t associate things that happen to them as “God’s judgement”. One clip of the documentary showed them picketing and a person driving by threw a styrofoam cup at them. The cup hit a little boy who was picketing on the head. They all stopped to check on him, make sure he was alright, and the whole time, Shirley Phelps-Roper kept saying “That’s horrid, who’d throw something at a kid?” Someone online pointed out that in any other case, wouldn’t they think it was God’s judgement?

I saw that.

They use kids for their own ends and then turn it round on the guy that threw a cup at them, for being a terrible human being throwing a cup at a kid. They’re lucky it wasn’t me. I’d have thrown a bottle. And I’m a shit-hot aim with an empty bottle. I wouldn’t have hit the kid.

Wasn’t there something on this topic once about swine flu?