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Swine Flu Jokes

Renquist

Posted: 08 May 2009 06:50 PM

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Transfrmr - 08 May 2009 10:48 PM
Renquist - 08 May 2009 10:43 PM

I used to go out with the president of the mooting society, and I had to call her ‘Your Ladyship’.

Was she really that big?

Parts of her were. Good parts. Two of them.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 06:50 PM

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Trans, Ren…
Please observe the thread title.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 06:52 PM

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She had swine flu.

She got better.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:00 PM

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Boo - 08 May 2009 10:50 PM
Trans, Ren…
Please observe the thread title.

Sorry Boo, although in my defence I was indeed being a pig!

“The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.”

“Apparently my mate’s got Swine Flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though.”

“Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.”

“So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humour?”

From: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2366658/Swine-flu-jokes-pigs-might-fly

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:05 PM

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Transfrmr - 08 May 2009 11:00 PM

From: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2366658/Swine-flu-jokes-pigs-might-fly

I liked this one:

Rob #83 02:09 am May 03 2009

You know you are getting swine flu when:

1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs
2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone
3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard
4. Your thumbs and big toes are missing
5. You apply mud instead of suntan lotion on a sunny day
6. You develop a liking for truffles
7. At each meal you literally lick your plate clean
8. You emit short snorts between sentences
9. When friends visit you, they remark,

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Posted: 08 May 2009 10:56 PM

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DavePrime - 08 May 2009 10:48 PM
Of course, one could always just use the Swine Flu Prevention Aide.

His is improperly applied. It should be pulled shut at the bottom, and sealed with duct tape.

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Posted: 09 May 2009 01:39 AM

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It’s all part of the Jewish Illuminati NWO Conspiracy!

They always said pigs weren’t kosher. . . .

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Posted: 09 May 2009 05:44 PM

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JoeDaJuggler - 09 May 2009 05:39 AM
It’s all part of the Jewish Illuminati NWO Conspiracy!

They always said pigs weren’t kosher. . . .

But the Muslims said that pigs were the filthiest creatures on the planet!!!

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