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Swine Flu Jokes
Posted: 08 May 2009 07:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Trans, Ren…
Please observe the thread title.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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She had swine flu.

She got better.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 08:00 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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Boo - 08 May 2009 11:50 PM

Trans, Ren…
Please observe the thread title.

Sorry Boo, although in my defence I was indeed being a pig!

“The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.”

“Apparently my mate’s got Swine Flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though.”

“Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly.”

“So Pig Flu has started in America. Who says God doesn’t have a sense of humour?”

From: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2366658/Swine-flu-jokes-pigs-might-fly

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Posted: 08 May 2009 08:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Transfrmr - 09 May 2009 12:00 AM

From: http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/2366658/Swine-flu-jokes-pigs-might-fly

I liked this one:

Rob   #83   02:09 am May 03 2009

You know you are getting swine flu when:

1. Tears flow from your small eyes during a nightly bedtime reading of Three Little Pigs
2. A small curly tail is growing at the top of your tailbone
3. When called to dinner, you head directly to the trough in the backyard
4. Your thumbs and big toes are missing
5. You apply mud instead of suntan lotion on a sunny day
6. You develop a liking for truffles
7. At each meal you literally lick your plate clean
8. You emit short snorts between sentences
9. When friends visit you, they remark,

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Posted: 08 May 2009 11:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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DavePrime - 08 May 2009 11:48 PM

Of course, one could always just use the Swine Flu Prevention Aide. wink

His is improperly applied.  It should be pulled shut at the bottom, and sealed with duct tape.

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Posted: 09 May 2009 02:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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It’s all part of the Jewish Illuminati NWO Conspiracy!

They always said pigs weren’t kosher. . . .  wink

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Posted: 09 May 2009 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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JoeDaJuggler - 09 May 2009 06:39 AM

It’s all part of the Jewish Illuminati NWO Conspiracy!

They always said pigs weren’t kosher. . . .  wink

But the Muslims said that pigs were the filthiest creatures on the planet!!!  big surprise

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