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Posted: 04 May 2009 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Posted: 06 May 2009 12:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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112inky - 05 May 2009 05:35 PM

it is not correct one

But it is correct Two!

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Posted: 06 May 2009 09:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Swine Flu Pie-Chart

May be NSFW, as comments may be added with naughty words.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 05:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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That’s not a pie chart.  raspberry

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Posted: 08 May 2009 06:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Maegan - 08 May 2009 09:17 PM

That’s not a pie chart.  raspberry

Renquist: I present as exhibit 51j your lordship, this pie chart

Her Lordship: That, sir, is NOT a Pie Chart

Renquist: It was your lordship, but that portly lad over there ate the pie

Her Lordship: Take that man to the Brig!

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Transfrmr - 08 May 2009 10:06 PM
Maegan - 08 May 2009 09:17 PM

That’s not a pie chart.  raspberry

Renquist: I present as exhibit 51j your lordship, this pie chart

Her Lordship: That, sir, is NOT a Pie Chart

Renquist: It was your lordship, but that portly lad over there ate the pie

Her Lordship: Take that man to the Brig!

The thing is, I could pull that sort of patter off and get away with it wink

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Renquist - 08 May 2009 11:23 PM

The thing is, I could pull that sort of patter off and get away with it wink

I know, it’s the portly lad that’s being sent to the brig.

Her lordship likes her pie…

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Transfrmr - 08 May 2009 11:36 PM
Renquist - 08 May 2009 11:23 PM

The thing is, I could pull that sort of patter off and get away with it wink

I know, it’s the portly lad that’s being sent to the brig.

Her lordship likes her pie…

I used to go out with the president of the mooting society, and I had to call her ‘Your Ladyship’.

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Renquist - 08 May 2009 11:43 PM

I used to go out with the president of the mooting society, and I had to call her ‘Your Ladyship’.

Was she really that big? LOL

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Of course, one could always just use the Swine Flu Prevention Aide. wink

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Posted: 08 May 2009 07:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Transfrmr - 08 May 2009 11:48 PM
Renquist - 08 May 2009 11:43 PM

I used to go out with the president of the mooting society, and I had to call her ‘Your Ladyship’.

Was she really that big? LOL

Parts of her were. Good parts. Two of them.

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